Brooklynista

Hello my Sweet Pies! Listen, once I have to wipe yo ass, all you're getting from me are lettuce and ice cube sandwiches.

If you see me...it isn't really me.

And they're serious! This is like karaoke night down at Larry's Liquid Love.

I'm just gonna say it and I'll swallow the backlash. Janelle's 911 call sounds fake as fuck to me. I do not believe a single false sob on that call.

I think we now know where Buddy is hiding.

While I did enjoy the episode watching this new company succeed, it really felt like I was watching the cousins of "self-made millionaire" Kylie Jenner. They had just about everything handed to them. Would any random startup have been able to a meeting with the CEO of T-Mobile?? I think not.

Gary returned that X-Box to Walmart and never looked back regarding being responsible with his money.

Perhaps Briana was upset she wasn't invited to the party Luis was DJ'ing. There went a missed opportunity to screw a new random in the club bathroom for the next useless baby daddy.

I was in and out of the room. It seemed to be a recap of what we've already witnessed. Maci and Taylor were both drunk the first 6 months of their "relationship", miracle babies came and then Maci spends the rest of their time haranguing Taylor to propose. Classic love story. Wardrobe by TTM.

No they're also going to all randomly film in TT(don't)M t-shirts.

Where does one find this FaceTune? Asking for a friend.

MTV isn't serious with this are they?? Can't wait to hear how these two came together over beer pong and boredom. No version they spinn will convince me that Taylor is with Maci because of famewhorishness with a touch of convenience. Never forget he wasn't going to propose until MTV promised a Season 3 was it?

I for one am not ashamed to say I love me some tales from Methland. Welcome back Andrew. His shit can't be any worse than what David delivers on The Land.

and just how long is that going to last? I wish these broads would quit with the empty "I'm not filming threat".

Is her skin exploding??

I miss Daddy Megan. They were the true love story of Teen Mom.

And seriously Kail, you ARE a twat. Why hate a truth teller?

When. When Chris has another child with someone else. I hope Kailyn knows she is not getting a ring from Chris unless she presents herself with it.

So this is just the Bash Larissa hour?

I'm sorry but i might have to complain if she's pulling on the back of my airline seat like that. Airfare is too high for me to be yanked back and forth.

Whitney trying to prove she's a healthy eater now was comical to me. "Hey, want an orange?", "Grab me an apple". Bitch please, her butt wings are complete and an orange ain't gonna help her at this point. There was a scene of her sitting in a big leather chair talking to Buddy and her posture reminded of the Buddha squat so many of the 600 pounders have. It was all belly with two little feet poking out. She's officially ready for her crossover with Dr. Now.

Sadly I'm here. I wish I would call my mother a liar about anything! Twit lacks for boundaries.

Yes, but they're still stuck with a Pao. No bueno.

I'm just gonna lay on this floor under my desk and die. I'm dead!!

He is isn't he!