Brooklynista

Leah needs to take every ounce of that Mary Kay, trowel it all on and take her ass back down to the Lobo Lounge to find another sucker. Its a truly hard sell at this point because this girl is 20 something w 2 divorces, 3 kids and not a stitch of work history. And now no MTV check. Whatever she had left after washer/dryer combos and Mary Kay is surely being sucked up by lawyers for the divorce and custody case. Unless she plans to switch to store brand Cheetos, she's gonna have to hit the track really soon.

Cynthia is smart enough to try to come for the one person who is already on probation. She is well aware she can pop that shit w Porsha now that she's been put on a time out.

What was that tension between Riley and Kayla about? That shit was awkward. You would almost think there was beef like one of them offered the other's man felatio. When Todd asked Kayla if she was ready to see her step-sister , I was really surprised by the slow "noooo...". I know that cow Momma Joyce said some slick shit about Kayla, now I'm wondering if Riley might have tossed some jabs as well?

Myesha, I had a chat with God and you're right, he doesn't want you to sing. And neither do I.

Call her out? And cut of the consistent $$$ check from this sho nuff nutjob? I bet Dr Wexler has a beautiful home and travels fabulously thanks to Tori.

I don't think Momma Joyce will truly be satisfied until she takes an "accidental" slip and fall down the stairs of her 7 bedroom home and then need to move in with Kandi and Todd. She's not going to stop until she's fully run him off and she can berate Kandi with "I told you so's" and "you don't need a man, you only need your momma".

The only thing that would bring my blood pressure down about Kandi buying that house up the street would be Todd's momma showing up in a giant U-haul with all her shit. . Just a simple line from her like "oh, they didn't tell you that this was the mom in law compound? Which bedroom you want?"

The way Momma Joyce and Kandi talk without unclenching their teeth will never stop bugging the shit out of me.

Does Greg work anywhere now? Or has his title been officially changed to manservant? As bad as he is at it, at least Peter pretends to be working at something.

For me, Janet's rules didn't have to make sense. It was her house and she was taking in a teenager that was not her blood. Janet could have said every Thursday at 5 everyone must spin in a circle three times counter clockwise. Her house, her rules. Get to spinning. Janet could have told Kail, leave Isaac with us until you get your life together, but she didn't. Could have said go stay with your drunky mother that doesn't even want you, but she didn't. She made a space for Kail in her home. I remember one point Janet made to Jo and Kail, other people were in that house and their drama could not disrupt entire house. Janet's rules were pretty simple. Stay in school and don't date. But rules aren't for Kail. For me it doesn't matter if Jo had to live by the same rules or not. Jo wasn't a guest and Kail was.

Where is Javi's mother? And what does she think he doing at this hour with Huck?

I think Mary Jo might have had a dose of " let me keep my composure and not choke this bitch". She probably had to double up and that gave her the weird affect.

Ain't she somebody's momma? Good grief. Have some class.

And another thing! I loved Mary Jo calling Tori on talking shit about her. Mary Jo wasn't going to let Tori slide on calling her "old, bitter and infertile". Nuh Uh. "Oh well, Dean said..." No Trick, YOU said it. You wrote that in a book to paint a picture of Mary Jo for the world. I'd have choked her with those pigtails. What kind of head case tries to get sympathy from the ex-wife? This broad is certifiable! It brought me much joy to see Tori buzzing around the two exes who were interacting with such ease. Go eat a sandwich. Mary Jo offered the best revenge to Tori breezing thru her house with nary a care, while Tori tried to figure out where she belonged in her own home.

I swear I heard a Josh say he likes to get together with his brother in law David and "rim each other a little bit". I'm sure he said "rib", but my inner 12 yr old boy prefers the first thought.

I have to work on getting some of Mary Jo's class in my life. THANK YOU! Finally Tori gets to hear about herself and her bullshit. Yes, bitch own the fact that you fucked somebody else's husband. Embrace that. That's who you are. A husband fucker. Fucking Tori sitting there, blinking her damn eyes at Mary Jo like she was some innocent. " Oh boo Hoo I didn't blame Emily when Dean cheated on me". In other words, please don't be mad at me, let's be mad a Dean together. Bitch please. Mary Jo handled her way better than I would have. I would have picked her bony ass up and stabbed Dean with those shards she calls shoulder blades.

See, That's why Flex isnt more successful with his comedy. He's not being true to his "art". I mean just look at him, living in a house w clothes in dresser drawers. C'Mon! He's not about that artist life, he don't even have garbage bags lying around. Poser!

"From your favorite gay, I MEAN GUY" When Valerie gets flowers from Mickey. The look he gave her could absolutely kill.

Wow, they really got everyone back right down to Espreanza!

Not hardly Cinderella. She's playing the stepmother.

Nene looks like a straight clown tonight on WWHL. Who did that to her? All that highlighter. Ugh.the blender sponge is your friend. blend, blend, blend.

Why the heck didn't Preacher Granny take the baby out of the room so Phaedra and Apollo could have their argument? Did she really need that ringside seat? Geesh. And I'm glad Pretty Pollo finally admitted he was just a puzzle piece in Phaedra's life. He's a pretty man, who was gonna make pretty babies. You nay now leave. [snip]

Well who is Hazel going to have an imaginary relationship with next season?

I love Lady Lavette because she is just the girliest thing, but...doesn't she have any regular clothes? I'm all for skirts and heels but this was a march in the hood. She would have looked more comfy in a nice twinset, some pedal pushers and a pair of flats. But I know some of us never come out of the heels. And did Deitrick have on a bedazzled tunic for his showcase? Just askin'

Is there no tailor in this town? All of the guys pants look too long. They're all pooled around their shoes which could also use a shine.