Brooklynista

Janelle has that Brad Pitt thing going on where she morphs into whatever personality the current boyfriend has. With Keifer she was a junkie, with Nathan a gym rat and now she's a frontier woman and owning swamp land has always been her life's dream. She'll be back to partying the first time she has David arrested and she finds someone to watch Endtable.

I've never been. How does this place work? It looked cool as hell to me.

I have to give Chelsea this one. Lois really does seem to be a bit of an idiot. One of those people you wind up in a conversation with and you have to give a bit of a blank stare because you just cannot believe some of the dumbness that comes out of their mouths.

This isn't serious is it? This is one of those shits you make at Six Flags w the kids. No way she rehearsed these lyrics and went into a booth and recorded this crap.

Oh it's coming. If Whitney's ready to admit it or not.

I'm starting to think Nathan is going to wind up dead in a swamp before Janelle. David is obsessed with him! Creepy.

She really has that Sarah Jessica Parker witchy poo thing going on doesn't she?

Leah should really write down what the doctor is saying to her. She always seems Hella confused when she has to relay the information to someone else. Both her and Corey have selective hearing regarding Ali's condition. They pick out the best parts and cast aside the hurtful parts. I get it, but no way is that helpful. For all the ragging I do on her, I couldn't imagine having a sick child and wanting nothing more than to believe she'll get better. Seeing Jo with Isaac, I just realized we've never seen anyone scoop Jace up and smother him in kisses and cuddles. Sad face.

Seems Leah has been watching Supernanny. The song and dance Janelle is doing to make sure UBT knows that she's texting Nathan strictly about Kaiser is unnerving. Does David expect for these parents to never speak to each other? Is he that scared of losing his meal ticket?

Yeahhhh but you don't know that when you're the next in line for that nail chair to open up.

Tyler's great American novel is coming together.

Thanks so much for this. It sent me down a quick rabbit hole and led me to the Anti-MBFFL show. Anybody that hates on Twitney Way Thore is a friend of mine.

The coveting she does of Chelsea's life is scary. Instead of being worried David puts Janelle in a lake, maybe we should be watching out for Chelsea being stalked and killed by Janelle. It's getting very Single White female over there.

As the sister of an alcoholic I have to say the shit gets old. "Whoa is me, my life is fucked, I fucked it, so now I need for you to disrupt your life to fix it. Again." After a while you can't even try to hide how you feel about their bullshit whining.

Sooo...the siblings are supposed to up and leave their jobs and families and move to Houston? All because she makes a conscious choice to continuously wreck her life?? If she says chocolate fudge cake one more time...!!!

So now Roy's girlfriend doesn't exist?? I guess since she makes up pregnancies, Roy can make up a relationship. I've heard from guy friends about women like Whitney. Women who refuse to stay in the friend zone lane no matter how many times they try to put her back there. I had one guy compare it to the brats who wouldn't stay on the naughty chair when Supernanny tried to discipline them.

So bullshit scripted. What man is talking about cribs and baby clothes 3 days into a pregnancy announcement?? Puhleeze. And that kiss hello?? A month ago he was pullingoing his skin off when she touched him.

Ah yes...Kail did like the weed once upon a time. Perhaps this new guy has taken her back down memory lane.

Poor Jace, struggling in his little 6yr old brain to find the words to call his mother a useless twat. Janelle just wants anybody to be excited about this new baby and she can't see the pain on this child's face. He knows it's wrong and she knows exactly what he means when he tells her it's wrong. I just want to wrap him in a thousand hugs and assure him he's better off with Meme.

I just love these How Dumb are the Duggars?couch sessions.

Oh dear God a full frontal hug between Jeremy and another man! All is lost!!

All it days to me is he was banging other chicks in the meantime. Perhaps her cunny wasn't the draw she thought it was.

I mean, when you put it that way...yeah.

Dear Litte Baby Jesus, tell me this is not real.

Big shout out to the Keifers and the Robbies of the world who know how to keep their bullshit lives to themselves and not breed children to suffer their stupidity.