ZaldamoWilder

First things first (I'm the realess) sorry. Guh please see h.r. and pick up your last paycheck for First Puerto Rican Princess to the Moon. You're. Fired. Second of all. Tammy and Wakka canNOT have Teamwork makes the Dream Work. That is MY shit and it has been for years. They need to get in line behind the Obamas bout couples I am suing for infringement of aforementioned my shit. Third of all - was Josie brought to tears and carrying on about him hiding her Chanel? Is this new? what the hell kinda dude takes the steps of going into the closet and hiding his woman's purses? I understand old school stuff like he takes my phone or my keys, my labels? um, is that supposed to hurt or....? Josie. She made me fall over giggling talking about there is no way I'd sleep with a dude who wasn't something, if you gone lie on me at least put me with a CEO or a dude who could do something for me. You wanna come at me over a driver? hmmph. whomp whomp indeed. I'm slightly sad that she wasn't the least bit insulted to have been accused of cheating. Why are we even having screen time wasted on thee-thee's wedding drama? Has she never heard of what you do to invite people to a fuckin party? Elope if you can stand him, cancel if you can't, either way, get off my screen with this nonsense. She and Benzina deserve each other. The bitchassery is not hot. Cosigning 'nista, if Josie don't know anything else, she's aware of her physical worth. Mona you needed to give us something at least minimally credible. I was bored until Stevie and Mimi. Wait one sec, sidebar about the tittie conversation. Agreed that nobody pays to leave the o.r. that damn droopy, but we're not gonna talk about Erica's struggle titties? Like I think this is the one of the most beautiful casts in reality tv (just the women) but why the aversion to bras? hell don't nobody like em but gravity is real as fuck. Ok, so I think Stevie is growing on me because I actually liked the guy during their conversation. I see why the women were attracted to him. Mimi has no and I mean zero rights to try and call Josie out her name, just mad and late for no reason. Ya'll when they started talking and he called Nikko and his wife a bowl of scumbalaya?? I twirled out the room. No. More. Good. Mona, in case you check the boards I'm here for a show about the mamas. Mama Dee, Frankie, Nancy, hell even Rasheeda's mama. My commitment to old lady foolishness would be unwavering, I promise. oh p.s. um, imma need ya'll to start watching Atlanta Exes with me because I have some things to say about Tameka Raymond. mkaythanksbuhbye

Chile, please. If that girl's 34, my ass is Beyonce. In the opening THs where they all have to describe their dating challenges and she's going on about how she concentrated on her career to wait to find love, ya'll I just knew she was going to say dating is harder now that I'm over 40. She looks easily 10 years older. Easily. Considering what she does for a living that's a shame because I'll be damned if I go to a dermatologist who looks like she ain't never seen a bottle of sunscreen in her life. and p.s. Tam? Quit complaining about dating model types if you went on a date knowing he was a model type. For fuck's sake you sat there and counted the dude's abs. You know who her dream guy is though? Of course you do, we all do, everybody except for her. It's the friend at the end whose shoulder she was crying on. Because it's always that guy. Meh, I've got no pity for any woman over 24 who hasn't let go of the idea that he's gotta look like a gq cover. Honestly you'd think the fact that she lost her (was it mom?) helped her prioritize what's important. I really want to like Ericka, because there are points where I applauded with her (the pussification of men) hells. yes. But, the thing is, she's super annoying and I'm not sure exactly why. A hundred THOUSAND women who look like that, show up in New York City every week and they're 10 years younger and also educated and childless and never married so the my shit don't stink method I cannot appreciate. I agree with her, men absolutely need to step it up, but she also needs to step it down like, a lot. The 28 year old, eyebrow dude? If he had ever shut the fuck up during his date, I would've thought they were the most adorbs things ever but I never even got to find out anything about his date. Yo, where can we reach these people, he needs to know to talk less. The guy with his brother as a wingman was my absolute least favorite individual. You chose a woman that you KNEW was not the brightest bulb in the box the moment she opened her mouth, but what the hell, she's tall, very attractive and a model. But, she didn't know enough to bring something when invited for dinner, asked what you thought was a jealously question, because you know, how could she have figured out that you got another woman's phone number when it happened in the same room, 3 feet away from her and did not think you were the very special snowflake that you think you are but, no my favorite moment was you being entitled enough to think kissing her is your decision then indicate having made this decision by telling her you'll be happy to escort her to a cab. 100% farm raised gluten free dick. Date each other and call it a day

You took the words right outta my mouth. "If you're our friend, you might have to be forced to let us do our laundry or sleep in a bed or feed us." Hey here's an idea, how about you stop placing the inconvenient burden of responsibility for day to day things you don't think are necessities upon your friends and take care of that yourselves. Did you see the look he gave Isaac for bringing up trailer decorations at their hosts dinner table? {{shudder}} And you. I don't think there's anything wrong with the living how you want to either until or unless it involves your children. Their desires are overly mature for their age. Privacy? my own bed? Damn dude, this was an exercise in how selfish can we be before this starts to border on abuse of some sort. I disagree that either Isaac or his sister were obsessed with material things, I think he was enthralled by the idea of being allowed to maintain more than one possession. He's an asshole and she's the woman willing to stay married to an asshole. It made me sad to see his insistence upon getting his way at the cost of his family's alternating disappointment and misery. I actually feel angrier at her for not advocating on her kids' behalf about this bullshit.

A testament to how difficult it must be for actors to find work. Because, hell no, absolutely not and never. Feminine products, incontinence, Yoplait even, I can do it all day long. But this one? I can't even stick around to see if it's this particular one in the series, I just can't risk giving Maytag any of my time.

~We are the children...

LMAO!!!!! Wow. Thanks. How did you remember this title? lol.

Well damn, now I can't unsee it. Are you serious? How did I miss this? I thought this episode was memorable for nothing else except Aviva's 2 for 1 snapout on Ramonja and somebody jumping in the pool with less clothes than they should've had on. Um, so, I'm gonna need more words please - had they gone to a bar or something? And then Lu and Sonja uh, entertained the same gentleman...on the same night? {{scrubbingbubbles Ew!}} Wait, furthermore, she was with Jacques at the time? Were they on a break? (apologies for the ross geller tie in). I didn't think LuAnn was a jackass, why would she do that 1) with a boyfriend and 2) while being filmed. Could it have been implied but not happened? ugh.

That's two times too many you've referred to yourself as a nobody. Rejecting the notion. ryebread (?) posted what Robin Williams mentioned (Actors Studio Pivot interview? am I imagining this part?) as one of his favorite quotes. It's a line whose source I don't remember but basically, everybody is somebody's somebody. Paraphrased badly, but that. I would, however, love to get a pm with info about where to find your book. Also lemme know if it's nookable, because, yeah I'm a sell out that way. No worries if not, I'll read it regardless. Yeah well since you're not allowed to quit me you may as well get your dearfoams out and head for the barkalounger. Get comfie :D. I hear we're having nachos later. awwww. you're very kind Lakewood, thanks lovie. Much to my boss' frustration, running to read these boards is the first thing I do when I get in in the morning. ::mindrewinding:: you have relatives in S.A., are you from there as well? If so, one sultryzulu to another - sawubona sissie! Midnight, please clear out your desk and collect your last paycheck for “fuckee”. You’re through. LMAO!!!

Reading the last word of this was like looking down at my plate and realizing I was about to finish my key lime cheesecake. Shit. and More.

breezy, if I may, the edits are in parens it all sounds perfectly reasonable to me. {{opens iphone notepad}} call guidice farm for eggs stop by trader joes for vegetable lasagne never dine at le cirque.

Lol!! um, this is almost precisely what happens when one rotten fruit is housed with the rest, but I digress, how does she not get that she's the bad apple? Ooooh, p.s. Veevs good NY reference. Good Lord Almighty, but This. Aviva’s psychosis bothers me more than her bigotry but one of those can be managed with copious amounts of controlled substances so, either way, the girl should get some help. I bet she’ll be back and I’m here for it all day long because this lunatic is but a step from slicing Carole opened and wearing her skin as next year’s Versace. (™ Dina Manzo). If I knew where she lived, I’d show up at her place and start hollering in the hallway. Open the door muffucah* I know you’re in there! Then, because it’s impolite not to have a gift for your hostess I guess I’d hand her her box of live termites. *the ghetto has a very relaxed policy with regard to emphasis on consonants. See, I should feel a little conflicted because Seth McFarlane has made a bajillion dollars using this philosophy and I crap my pants laughing at just about everything he does. Maybe I wouldn't be all up in my feelings if Aviva were an animated obese Irishman or a talking teddy bear….. I swear I could watch Ramona hover between sincerity and clownishness for hours. Bitch is Jane Goodall perched on a tree branch, fascinating. Sonja yawning and Ramona telling Veevs that she didn’t call her vile, she said she had a vile side! were the best parts of my night. I clapped. The buttercream icing to this deliciousness was Andy’s head nodding and expressions while Ramona was trying to get an explanation from Aviva as to why she is such a fucked up individual. Who said the shit writes itself? Lol! ah, good times. Does Aviva’s ignorance extend to tequila? Because I gotta tell ya, I enjoyed several fingers of Reposado 1800 last night and my research concluded, I can report with assurance there wasn’t one bubble in that muffucah. Carole really does need to get her retort game together. She should’ve smooth dusted Aviva off: I’m okay with “at least I’m not 50”, because 50 puts me in company with Cindy Crawford, Angela Basset, Michele Obama and Christie Brinkley, in Christie’s case over 60**, so take your looking-like-you’ve-been-hit-about-the-face-with-a-bag-of-rocks-ass over to your ghostwriter’s house and see if you can try again and next time come to win. Oh, by the by, I’m having Writer Girl trademarked and made into a tshirt, let me know if I can get you one that reads Snoozer Bitch because, well, yawn. **my personal belief is that Christie Brinkley is Dorian Gray or the devil or Rob Lowe. @ ‘kitty. girl don’t get suspended please, I miss you as it is. ::fistintheair:: Free Mumia! who's hungry? lol.

They're fungi, right? I've heard they've more value per ounce than gold/diamonds put together. Not that fun. They've got some nerve, those judges know good n' gottam well that ain't no real truffle oil...in a studio....in the middle of Manhattan. I need to just shutup and watch the food prep, right? lol. Trying to bring all my other reality show messiness into Chopped. eta: to insert judges. how does one know who i'm cussin at without the noun.

well shit, that's just sorcery and witchcraft. eta: @ cheesiegal, but that's not the stuff they stock, now is it? Hello, Jacoby & Myers...? Why, yes, I have been personally injured.

Nodding. To help build wells as part of a clean water initiative. It's hard to reconcile the person who made a speech about healthy eating habits while popping a handful of jelly beans and somebody who couldn't figure out how to use a door (™ LaToya Jackson) with this girl here, but I dig that under all the eccentricity she has a really kind heart.

fliptop you stole mine! lol. I think I'd be moved by the effort. And I'm sorry but if you make hand spun pasta right before my eyes in 20 minutes (30?) that should be an automatic bump up. I haven't been watching long enough to know what they have against drizzling truffle oil on a plate, but it sounds good n' persnickety, what gives?

So, hotty toddy, is apparently a thing. At Ole Miss. Curious usage/familiarity from a Columbia alum, but alrighty. lol. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1609661-hotty-toddy-understanding-the-ole-miss-cheer-its-history-significance

I still watch Good Times on TvOne (I think?). Anyhoo, considering it was network television, I thought she said negro please? no? (Alderman Davis?). I can't believe I'm about to type this sentence but my "favorite" intonation of n***a, please was uttered by Amy Ryan (she's the woman who portrayed the mother in the movie Gone Baby Gone). It's a haunting movie but that scene made me spit out what I was eating for the authenticity of her delivery. Whenever my dude and I are meeting someone for the first time and he does the introductions, he'll say each of our first and last names very slowly (we're both African) and when, after one or two repetitions, pronunciation is still a challenge, we'll mimic the scene from Coming to America where Mr. McDowell is meeting King Joffre and Queen Aoleon for the first time and he cannot quit messing up her name. We look at the person we just met and look at each other and go: Uh, Alien, Olinean, Aoleon. ::throatclear:: sometimes you gotta be there. lol. Roobs I floved Flo, I still say kiss my grits :D

Girl you had me at adult man + Twitter wars. womp womp.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Winner! How else can one keep in touch with Dennis Rodman? *headthunk* I just sounded out your screenname. That's the winner.

Ah. Makes more sense. No it was me who heard it backwards. When I tuned in, I was being messy focusing on Wakka's car - because I was trying to figure out why anybody would hi lacquer shine and put 22s on a Chrysler 300, so I missed some verbiage. Plugged back in when I figured out it wasn't a Chrysler. Since I take mine like a G, feel free to make chicken noises at me, that was some squawk-mess.

I haven't read the books so I don't know if it's reflected more in there but how were the women and children not in danger more at stuff like this? Ridiculous. Hey. A job is a job. I'll answer to Manly, Alamanzee or Zaldamo. No idea who Almanzo is. ;)

I watched the whole thing too. Now I'm all up in my feelings. Brat, Mary, Heavy, Craig Mack (bro you shoulda been bigger) a hot mess looking Faith, Puff (hey why the HELL can't puffy get the beat together in here, they're not even dancing. muffucah you can't nod your head in time?). I feel like I should've been able to recognize Zhane but even after ya'll said it I was like, where? lol. Somebody else in there - 702? 504? some area code girl group, somebody say it. Big. I still have an irrational amount of love for Poppa. Toy, I cannot stop giggling at your silly behind, tambout you know what and I know what..... then you say what. BWAGHAGHAAAAAAAAAA!!! When Joc showed up I held my forehead and self anointed. Even if every surface on her is crooked, somebody want that wonky lopsided ass. Why that kind of thirst though? It honestly hurts to see it. Trailing dude out to keep bird squawking? Girl, just no. Even if she won, she lost. See I'd understand their motivation if the dudes they were with were something. Fine or movers and shakers or made shit happen or were throwing around I never have to work again money. But every last wunna these fools looks like a before picture. They really acting this pressed over dick? ::headtilt:: ya'll. for real? ::tylerperrychoirscene:: {sings} Fatherrrrrrr, we need you..... Stevie. He needs to call Tyrone and move his shit post haste because Josie finna Left-Eye that ass. When he was telling Snoop that she didn't know yet, the look he gave Stevie was made of: fam, I done been blammed blammed, locked down, caught out and tore up but that heffa there? now she scare me. Thee thee keep me tuning in. Shit, I wish she'd learn what sit ups mean. Forgive if this sounds like a shitty question, I'm genuinely curious, what stops a person being cyberbullied from getting off the site where they're being talked about/closing their laptop and going about their business? It's not like carbon monoxide poisoning, I mean you have to keep reading and/or engaging, no? Just wondering. At first I was like why does she think she might need a fertility specialist but I didn't realize Tammy and Wakka have been trying the whole time they've been together. Hope it happens for em. I tuned in late, they only have Charlie during the summer? so then she doesn't have custody? any backstory there?

Oooh girl, that was Mo?? Daaaaang. Look I'm STILL laughing at "she don't know her clothes don't match" lol!! Yeah she might wanna calm down.

is what I searched for this forum to come in here and say. She's not young, so the fact that she's even willing to exert the physical energy and love, to say nothing of patience to keep up with a 3 year old is something they should be thanking their lucky stars and kissing her ass about. They didn't strike me as fake or scripted, which would be truly and deeply disturbing. Baby girl's transitional stages are gonna be hard on daddies. Who said munchausen-y? Nailed it. If Yonah is on the spectrum, I applaud her sensitivity but her methods are made of fucking wackadoo. If he's not, that child needs a spanking and a nap. The number of husbands and boyfriends this woman has had makes me stabby at how many totally nice normal stable women stay home on saturday nights.

Girl. Sean Connery could murder it today. I'm not even embarrassed to admit I don't mean James Bond Sean Connery, I mean 2014 cussin, drankin, abusive Sean Connery. That dude she met for mini golf? Nebbish. This means her man doesn't have to have n'air one ounce of I wanna rip his shirt off. Because if he'd taken off his glasses, I was finna be o-u-t. I understand the departure from Dre and Shug, because hell everybody turns 40 one day, but him there? I'm with Mo, grandfather clock scrotum. LMAO!!!! In the beef though I thought Mo was petty and even though Chante was reluctant to express herself like a damn grown woman, hers was more legit. I don't think it was just that she took a picture with Kenny, more than it was in the middle of their divorce, knowing everything your friend is going through and knowing some of it is at the hands of her wasband, you're gonna publicly state that he's a good dude. That's foul as fuck and not nearly as egregious (to me) as my not being supportive by retweeting. I don't know this could be because I'm in the generation before tweet but I was like 'the fuck she just say? TV please tell me she is not mad behind some you didn't *like button* what I said on twitter. Heffa, bye. Apropos of nothing: I love Chrisette's hair. I love Mo's hair too but in Cirque du Soleil kinda way. And for the life of me, I cannot ever remember Claudette unless she's in a scene. Why do they need a whole bunch more carry on to write one more song? Like I get that the demand is greater and stuff but if I were Ceasar I'd be like hold up, ya'll didn't need a contract rider for song #1, what's up?