ZaldamoWilder

The Earl of Sandwich? So, we're supposed to not titter at that right? LMAO!!!! Oh my days, how do these people take themselves so seriously. I mean I know that's a real title for a real region but come. on. Nobody's allowed to laugh in his face right? Like "Hi Aunt Mole" hee!

I'm not sure to laugh or cry at this one every time I see it. Not the message, I'm not usually that much of an asshole, but the wording because, well, sometimes I am. "I always thought that cigarette smoking just messed up your lungs." Because, Roosevelt, all of the information you've been able to cull from reading and seeing 45 years worth of other anti-smoking campaigns and the way your lungs feel after you climb a flight of stairs and um, the block lettering on. the. fucking. box, has not indicated that "messed up" lungs can also kind of harsh your mortality mellow? This commercial is the shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdmI35elnCQ

Oh dear. Crapperjacks, I caught it but I think I posted in the wrong thread.

I can't keep the names straight to save my life. cheeztoast, who's the blond with the center-part pageboy that looks like Mick Jagger from the nose down? It's really hard (for me) to see why she's so conceited. Like for real. what is she known for? I gotta agree with moocher, as reserved as Brits are, I just don't see any of them thinking being so public even if only with their personalities is a good idea. Even if it were sold to them as some lifestyle-celebration series. Just no. Ooh and who's the lady with long blond hair that is about to have twins? This is gonna sound mean as shit but when the first look of this show aired and she or somebody else in a TH said that she was pregnant I walked towards my tv. I was like no, girl you are a hundred and four years old! I mean mazel, you know if that's what you want but {nosescrunch} really? She's American right? That Madonna fake accent thing she does drives me insane.

But Ivy, it's suuuuuper easy to speed in a stick shift! Except that I would imagine the exact opposite to be true. To quote a TWOPer in the 16&P thread, how fucking hard is it not to speed? At a certain point (in two different states no less) don't they just take your car on your next traffic stop? I liked the both of them as well but Shawn was way the hell getting on my nerves with his: well how mad do you think it makes me that I can't keep any of the money in my wallet....but I don't take it out on you! Proud of Aleah telling him that's because they're your muffucin tickets. His mother's inability to maintain order in her own house would have me lasting one day. Her own parents seemed loving enough, was there a reason she and Peyton couldn't live there? I didn't hear it properly, what was the thing Shawn's mother said to her when Aleah said Peyton's breastfed, she was coming with her?

swanks, if this comes on tv, I promise I will stop watching everything else. Chile some of them momses are in shape, they would take Joyce's slow behind o-u-t before she gets her shoe off good. Code ten! Man down! I'm finna repeat myself with something I said in the Mary Mary thread about Christians et. al. Not saying you think so Dazzler, I'm responding more to the way Joyce views herself. Being in the church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car. I can think of 10 people I know personally who know the bible back and forth and look the part early on Sun'ty morning. But God doesn't care anything about memorization and your new suit if you've got a vicious tongue or a violent temper or won't hesitate to lie on somebody. I think they might be beyond the establishment of boundaries. I was watching a clip of Tiny (Kandi's Xscape bandmate) talk about her recollections of Joyce. Early on in their relationship Joyce established a pretty no nonsense zero tolerance policy for disobedience. Kandi would have to overcome years of emotional and psychological layers of dysfunction to fix that. That scene with her father was a good example of watching her struggle with her irrational loyalty to her mother versus really simple truths. It's really sad, she turns into a resistant 10 year old before our eyes. Todd isn't Apollo-stupid, how shady could his bachelor party have been on film? Drinks, dollahs, strippers, it actually looked pretty typical to me. I don't have a problem with how he stepped to Carmon. I mean whether you've ever planned a wedding before or not, this is your friend, she's having a party, with virtually no budget and you need to handle food, liquor, music and invitations? I would've become impatient too, damn didn't she put together the play in less time? lol. I also don't think he's after her money, I think he objects to the implications of a prenup at all. In which case maybe don't marry a millionaire but that's another conversation :)

LMAO @ Fozzy! It's a gift, id'n it? This will never not be funny. Ah, boy. Good times.

I don't know why. He's not nearly a good a defensive lineman as {{Jackhammer sound}}

D'oh. See what happens when you're nosy? Sorry Lisin, going back to behaving. :P

I can't believe this thread is here! Squeeeeee!! ok, in the early years, Whitley and Dwayne in the lobby of Gilbert Hall had just had some exchange after she'd gone on a date with somebody and he'd gone on a date with somebody. She was still fighting the funk. Dwayne: swoops his over coat and starts dancing towards the door with fake *juviality* Whitley: what ever are you doing? Dwayne: the Lambada baby Whitley: you're doing wrong Dwayne: but I'm doin it. {sails out door} Love!!

Am I the only one who thinks that but for hair color, Amanda and Alex could be twins separated at birth? Like it took me a few shows to understand that they weren't the same person. Saw the grilling all stars mini marathon this weekend. I don't know what audition standards are like but I actually watched a woman wrap a peanut cookie in bacon and attempt to grill it. Wait, it gets better, it had a proper name. I was like stop it, that shit is not a real thing. But then the guy who said its name was her husband and I was like okay that's what ya'll call it at home in your kitchen. My least favorite is Marc because the guy looks and sounds like there's not an ounce of joy is his life, ever. Aaron is a really close second, pompous thing aside, if I have to hear him say these cactus flower seeds weren't *transformed* one. more. damn. time....... If I may name drop for a second ;) I met Marcus outside his restaurant in Harlem called the Red Rooster. I was leaving and he was posing for a professional photographer. He turned quickly over his shoulder and saw me kind of loitering (stalking) and holding my phone. He looks over at me and imperceptibly nods and I said oooh, picture chef? He said sure. I took it, but I'm a terrible photographer so it's basically a true selfie. He took the phone outta my hand and goes, ok, now how bout one we're both in and smiles. He'd been my favorite before that, but the reason I heart him for it was because it was clear before I happened upon the scene that he was in a hurry, he had friends standing and waiting nearby, so he could've just as easily brushed me off or been impatient with my fumbling, but was instead, super sweethearty.

walnut and 'snickety, can ya'll share some stuff with the class from memory? I had every intention of being glued to a monitor but my dude confiscated all my devices and declared it board-free weekend. I wish I could accurately describe what that felt like. I was begging for my life, any weekend but this one babe, pleaaaaseeee. anyhoo, I say all that to say, I wanna hear what it was like ;) I'm off to figure out how to make a page of favorites, because if being a part of this community relies upon remembering the thread/show title I'll never see ya'll alive again, Copper. kitty, maverick, sun, aging, everybody!! {{waves furiously}} 'nista I was hanging off this thing like it was the last chopper outta saigon looking around, scared you wouldn't make it. good to see ya :)

If it is true, so what? What is Joyce's aim or point for saying that in a televised conversation? Bitch. If I was Mama Todd, the first thing I would say to Joyce is I did what I had to do to raise my child after my husband died. Yea I tricked (which I know you understand because you said so on the reunion show). It wasn't fun and it wasn't nice but it was more lucrative than giving it away for free. By the way Joyce, what's your point in bringing it up? Peer to peer, for real? There is no way I'd get out there without dragging a bitch. Off camera. This will never happen. Ever. Her father. Ya'll that tore my heart up, her FATHER is sitting there telling her how Joyce obstructed him from seeing her and how she allowed her sisters to run roughshod over their marriage. What does Kandi say in the TH that follows? I don't believe it. KNOWING Joyce and the Coven the way she does, she doesn't think they would've done such a thing? It's one thing to say nothing because you're processing, but to deny out loud what is obvious because you're blinded by loyalty is so so sad. She was crying which means on some level, she knows he's telling the truth. and no sun, Joyce will never look back and be ashamed or embarrassed because she has no idea that she's deluded. This is the same woman who has seen the bridal shop footage and to this day not only maintains that Carmon moved on her (except that no, not at all) but that Kandi should've defended her more vigorously for it. You need to be able to tell the truth to make progress. Joyce and her sisters must've had really horrible childhood experiences, for all three of them to only know how to be poisonous to themselves, their children and each others marriages, something bad happened there.

Zaldamo reporting in for duty. Um, who was supposed to bring the tater salad? I love 'sheyen's idea to mash all the words together. I dunno, TWOP's Scandal forums were set up that way but it never seemed user friendly to me. I always found myself toggling. <--- hey!! look at my old ass using a big girl word. If you wanna bother, there's an introduce yourself thread around here somewhere, damned if I can tell ya'll how to get there though. google map it.