psychoticstate

So many good answers here. Let me add American Horror Story to the mix. I enjoyed season one, even with the flaws. Season two I found excellent and exceptional and it freaked me the eff out. Even with some plot holes and issues, it was do-not-miss tv for me. Season three had me wondering WTF happened. I was so annoyed and it was so bad, I didn't even finish the season. Just took it off my DVR.

Admitting you've slept with Dean is the new version of admitting you slept with Lohan. It's the ultimate Walk of Shame.

Yes. Instead of throwing a glass at Kristen, Ramona should have hurled it at George. Seriously, Bravo. I don't want to watch this disgusting old man molest people. I don't care that he's ancient, I don't care that he lost his wife or has that one-legged bitch as a daughter. No excuse. He's vile and he should have charges pressed against him. And an engagement party at the Museum of Sex? Way to keep it klassy, Aviva! As if George isn't enough of a red flag, that shit should make Cody take her crazy nails and run for the hills (or at least back to Miami). Add me to the posters who thought the light pink hat Kristen had on in the hat store was phenomenal. Why did no one buy that? Like others, I was NOT impressed with any of the hats the ladies wore. Fail. I seriously loved LuAnn's bike ride through the park and picnic. Scenes like that make me want to move to NY. And be LuAnn. She seems so much classier than anyone else on this show.

That comment was beyond disappointing. Tori's had six weeks to come up with an answer to that. She would have been much better served to say yes, now I realize how much pain I caused my ex-husband and Dean's ex-wife and I am truly sorry. Somehow I don't think if Dean had used that line about why he boinked Emily G. or anyone else, Tori wouldn't find it acceptable. Although it's clearly perfectly acceptable for her to use. WORD. That woman annoyed the shit out of me during the "show." Nevermind that she shouldn't have been counseling Tori and Dean as a couple after years of being Tori's therapist, but you cannot tell me that other instances of cheating wasn't discussed during their sessions. Or what Tori and Dean did to their exes 8 or so years ago. Either Tori is the biggest nitwit on planet earth or this is the scariest thing I've ever read. Because I can think of NOTHING that hasn't been done by some married couple somewhere. I'm afraid to hear what that may be. I'm disappointed that Brooke Anderson is from my home state of Georgia. Shit, Andy Cohen may as well have hosted this "reunion" for all the easy questions and outs T&D were given.

Too bad Dean didn't consider that backyard wailing about how he's fucked up too personal. I hope he doesn't start a trend of cheating cheaters who cheat thinking it will all be okay so long as you sing a really bad song about it. Oh, and get your broken wedding vows inked on your body.

What in the fuckity fuck was THAT? Are we supposed to believe those two or three softball questions that Brooke chick lobbed at those two "let's tattoo our broken wedding vows on our ribcages!" assclowns were the ONLY real questions coming from the viewers? Bitch, please. And OF COURSE Tori isn't going to "ambush" Dean with the question of how many women he's truly slept with on the side. Was there ever a doubt that she was going to stick it out? Ugh. The only genuine person on this "reunion" IMO was Wolf. He looked discouraged and pissed.

I have an account with Audible since I spend over an hour in the car for my commute each day. I'm listening to Stephen King's "Salem's Lot" right now. Great listen!

I think she is darling but Collette is such a pretty name, I hate that they are calling her Coco. Exactly. There is no reason for Vicki to go home shopping with them unless they want her opinion (which it seems they clearly do not) or she's helping them to buy it. I'm not faulting Vicki or Briana if Vicks is helping but Briana needs to shut it with criticisms about Vicks and California.

Ryan also has an ex-wife with a child, as I recall, so I'm sure he's got child support payments if not spousal support. Didn't Briana own a condo in OC? If so, that could be where the majority of the $400K is coming from.

Yep! For all her talk about not wanting to live in the Coto version of OK, Briana sure seems to be looking for exactly that. My understanding is that houses are very reasonable in OK and just because they qualify for a $400K house doesn't mean they have to buy one.

We hear you've been missing work, Peter. Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob. PC load letter? What the f**k does that mean? It's a Jump To Conclusions Mat! The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. The ratio of people to cake is too big. Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays! Classics. All of them. Every one. Office Space should be required viewing for anyone working in an office. And yes, I have a red Swingline stapler on my desk.

I'm with you, Fozzy Bear. I used to like Brianna as well but since last season (i.e., since she married that controlling, quick-to-anger POS Ryan) she's really turned into an annoying, whiny, entitled little shit. And no way does Ryan qualify for $400K, no matter how many times he's been deployed. Either Vicki is helping them or Brianna had money socked away from when she was working.

I agree. It didn't take itself too seriously (how can you with Gary Freaking Busey?) and had enough tense moments to make you jump here and there. I also love Christine. Keith Gordon is so perfectly cast as Arnie, it's like King envisioned him while writing it. I remember watching the miniseries/tv movie of Salem's Lot when I was younger and it scared the bejeebus out of me. I still get the willies remembering that boy scratching at the window, asking to be let in. Yikes. I think my favorite SK book into movie is The Shawshank Redemption. Just an excellent film all the way around. Add me to the list of suckers who watched Under the Dome last summer and WTF? Really? I hadn't read the book but the concept is a good one. Just very poorly executed IMO - - because, really, wouldn't people start freaking out after a few days. These people were like "a dome fell on our town and we can't get out. Huh!"

Dying. Seriously, I laughed out loud over this. Robert Downey, Jr. Robert Downey, Jr. Robert Downey, Jr. I also love Colin Firth in . . . anything. And Robert Downey, Jr. As far as my classic movie star crushes - - William Powell (love him in the Thin Man movies) and Jimmy Stewart top my list. Not the best looking men necessarily but their personalities just do it for me. Bastet, I love you. And I want you to take me with you in that time machine headed for the 30s.

Office Space. Never get tired of it and never get tired of quoting it.

I love, love, love Robert Downey Jr. to the point of obsession but I really disliked Sherlock Holmes. I wanted to like it -- I like SH, I like period pieces but I thought it was boring as f**k. (Do people cuss at freely here as at TWOP?) I am also a classic movie nutjob but I have never understood the f**k and awe over Citizen Kane. Boring! On the other end of the spectrum, one of my absolute favorite movies is Sliding Doors. Love it - - love the "what if" possibilities, love John Hannah as James and even love Goopy Gwyneth as Helen. It just works for me on every level. I also love Jaws, even the terrible (Jaws 3 and 4) sequels, and will watch them ANY time I catch them while channel surfing. Even though I own the original and part 2 on DVD. Irrelevant! For old movie classics, absolutely The Women from 1939 and The Thin Man movies are irreplaceable. Must sees and I never tire of them. Love this thread! Come sit by me because I somehow missed your post earlier and I said how much I love, love, love Sliding Doors. And the film version of MP is superior to the book, IMO. And I say this as a diehard Jane Austen fan. I thought Tom Cruise was a much better actor before he became TOM! CRUISE! Celebrity Spokeshole for Scientology and Telling Everyone How They Should Live Life. He did a phenomenal job in Born On The Fourth of July but then he started cranking out crap like Cocktail (even if it was slightly enjoyable) and movies that involved him running, running, running and things blowing up. See Tom run. Run, Tom, run! See Tom jump. Jump, Tom, jump! I don't think he was terrible in Interview with a Vampire or Collateral, where he was playing against type. And War of the Worlds was enjoyable in a summer movie/brainless kind of way. But don't get me started on that whole fake "marriage" with the robot Katie Holmes and the kid that is supposed to be his. I am curious to know when you have seen Tom act human. That I'd like to see. Jack Reacher? Ha ha! I don't think Tom has man heels high enough to put him anywhere to close to six feet five, or whatever Reacher is supposed to be.

I actually thought the movie would be about a modern guy who time travels to the Old West but I still thought it was hilarious. Definitely an enjoyable way to spend an afternoon.

That would have been interesting. I personally love the concept of time travel and will read anything on the subject - - which is why I picked up the book. I was very, very disappointed. I didn't dislike the characters but I just didn't care. Maybe indifference is worse because I felt there was nothing driving me to pick up the book and continue. I did because I kept hoping the story would get better and then I just wanted to run screaming into traffic when it ended. I love P&P and Jane Austen but I will admit that for a lot of people, it's an acquired taste. I didn't care for JA or P&P when I was in school. Only once I started reading on my own, with no assigned books, did I appreciate the wit. I will admit that I have yet to appreciate Mansfield Park, which to me is more tedious than her other works.

I really like Mick LaSalle's "Complicated Women" and "Dangerous Men", where actors and actresses from the pre-Code films are discussed. Very interesting viewpoints and highlights a lot of generally forgotten actors, actresses and films. A must-read for classic movie buffs.

I freaking hated The Time Traveler's Wife with the passion of a thousands suns and wanted to beat my own head in for reading it. Blergh.

I remember Mary - - or someone- - saying in this episode that the people sacrificed had to be "innocent." I think that's why the prostitutes aren't being accused.

I liked this episode better than the premiere but it seriously gave me the icks and freaked me out. Damn, I hate Mary Sibley. What an evil bitch.