Birdee

I was just kinda scanning post and "politely sniff a few," popped out at me. I had to scroll up and see what was happening because I thought we'd gone WAY off track here.

I always hold out hope that "this time" is the time they'll have to pay for being general scourges on society. Fingers crossed today's not a let down like all the other times.

Ditto to both parts. Come sit by me if you want; I have wine slushies.

She may not admit to having actually dated her, but she insinuated it with social media pics/vague posts. Not saying one way or the other who she's referencing, but she does love to stir stuff up so she could mean either woman, a different woman or she could just want some attention. SM Pics:

Yup. They were off and he knocked Kail up. He was back with the girlfriend before the pee on the pregnancy test even dried.

My daughter's about 6 months older than Ensley too. She'll be 3 in July and she looks tiny, tiny compared to her. I don't know if it's because Baby Birdee comes from smaller stock than the Easton/Evans herd or because her hair's not as long or thick, but it always surprised me how old Ensley looks. Baby Birdee is also pretty articulate. She can tell us about her day (who bit whom at day care, who didn't make it to the bathroom to potty, who got sent to time out and what they did--daycare is a hotbed of gossip) and what she wants. We can understand what she's saying about 75% of the time. I never seen that from the pics and video of Ensley. It makes me sad for her and makes me wish someone would actually model proper speaking for those poor babies. And maybe read them some books.

Oh my gosh, y'all. I was reading tweets about this and the cast and their fans have such crappy grammar, I was reading "chess piece" as a "chest piece." I feel so dumb.

Um, she was "podcasting," thank you very much. 🙄 I swear, she's just do freakin' full of herself it's almost funny.

I was also very brave of her to call those thin brown lines "eyebrows."

I thought she meant partner as in they work together. Like a team of POs? Or one is a veteran and the other is training/tagging along for experience. I didn't get the impression she was implying a romantic relationship, rather that the woman was more understanding of her situation and convinced the man to tell everything that was going on. Plus, I doubt Sarah would use the term "partner" when she could use "girlfriend" or possibly "wifey."

A cesspool?

We'd see it as a rock and hard place. The brain dead fans who fawn over most of these girls wouldn't make the connection. And let's be hones, we're not really MTV's idea watchers. Too much thinking going on here. Did anyone else listen to the Dirty John podcast or watch the show? I don't know why, but I always think about that when he randomly appears in his scrubs.

Am I the only one who was surprised that he not only pronounced "ovulating" correctly, but he knew what it was and that it was required for Sarah to get pregnant? Also, hi everyone! I've been lurking here and watching since 90DF went off and all the Teen Moms have gotten boring. These folks are truly on a different level of "human dumpster fire" than the other shows.

We, as a species, have officially jumped the shark.

It's a totally idiotic question, but I guess we shouldn't be surprised her idiot followers ask her stupid stuff. In their minds, it's really like someone asking Chelsea if Cole would ever adopt Aubree. I know. Poor thing. Baby Birdee (who's about 6 months older than Ensley) has a big head, but she's growing into it. Ensley...not so much. And I'm guessing it's too late for helmets and other corrective measures at this point.

Eh, it's not for everyone, but it's not that dire. We live on a little over 40,000 acres and our nearest neighbor is about 15 miles by car. While pizza delivery is just a pipe dream, the peace and quiet is nice. Granted, I drive into town for work everyday so I'm not stuck all alone. And neither is Chelsea. I'm sure she'll be fine driving into down several times a week for shopping, lunch dates, etc. then head home to her nice quiet life. There are definitely worse things in the world.

What is with these fucking people and scuba diving?!? They act like it's the same as being a family of Rhodes Scholars who are curing cancer. Christ on a cracker. That's mean to the good people of Siberia who already have to deal with crappy winters and remoteness.

I have. I had a college roommate that actual reminds me a lot of Cole. His closet had 7 tshirts, 7 pairs of shorts, 3 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of shoes and a hoodie. All of the shirts had video game/cartoon characters on them and when one started to wear out, he's begin an extensive search for its replacement. He also tried international dating. It didn't go well. He eventually found a quite, only slightly-odd woman who could deal with his quirks. They're happily married now. Turns out, there is a lid for every pot.

Is baby MacTruck really so special that we can't see his face? Or is she holding out for a People cover?

Not just any heels, her good heels!

For some reason, I'm still not buying it. And if her name is on record, I wouldn't be surprised if it was someone with the same/similar name. I just can't give her credit for doing something ambitious.

I see what you did there!

Y'all, we need to pool our funds and send Kristina a cookie basket or something. Maybe a gift certificate for mani/pedis for her and her three girls. Amber was beyond crass and rude to just assume someone wanted to watch her baby overnight and then completely disregard Kristina's age-appropriate plans. God, she's such a dumpster fire of a human being.

What in the holy hell is happening with Nathan's hair!?! And why does he have a pirate earring!?! And why is he wearing a polo shirt with workout shorts!?! At least Kaiser looks happy and not terrified.

I wonder if at some point he was really overweight and then lost it? His skin has sort of a saggy look to it that I've seen on people who've lost a ton of weight. Maybe the boobs are partially from excess skin?