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Totally. I can see her being afraid that if he moved to a bigger college he might meet a girl with no kids and even just a whiff of ambition. No way she'd stack up there so she tied herself to him. I can also see her thinking he'll go pro and she can get a slice of that pie. I should mention that Kayla looks, acts and sounds almost exactly like girl who made my life miserable in high school so I'm not prone to thinking anything positive about her and (other than being beaten by Stefan) I don't mind when bad crap happens to her.

What?!? A spinoff? How did I miss this?

Easy there, Buttercup. They way you spend money and the crappy ratings from this year, y'all might be headed to the local water park.

That part didn't make sense to me either. Did she honestly have no clue even though she helps pay for it? Or was she just too lazy and too busy putting on that eye shadow to drive over and get her kid?

This "epic love story" is going to be on the next season of 90 Day Fiance, right? God, I hope so. Royer's Insta is private, but I think from the above picture (he's cute and those white teeth mean he's probably into hygiene) and what we know of the hollar clan, he's gotta be playing an angle.

These illiterate stumps. You never (NEVER!) use an apostrophe to make a word plural. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

As an actual Texan, I'd just like to go on record saying that the toga weeding is just pure trash not "pure Texan" as Michael misstated in the People.com article.

And someone claiming Cory tried to hook up with her early in Taylor's pregnancy: https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2019/10/16/teen-mom-og-dad-cory-wharton-announces-his-girlfriend-taylor-selfridge-is-pregnant-girl-claims-cory-tried-to-cheat-on-pregnant-taylor-with-her/

Good lord. She's been to Costa Rica more times this summer/fall than I've been to Wal-Mart. Granted I like like 100 miles from the nearest Wally World, but still, my point stands.

This. Plus, I doubt it takes much to rattle all three of her brain cells loose.

Wouldn't you be if Cait and Tyler were your parents? I'd be slipping vodka into my own bottle if I were littel ReignBeau or whatever the hell her name is.

This seems like a poorly thought-out plan. So par for the course for these chuckle fucks?

I think they probably are too. For some reason I was thinking they live in Anderson, IN. If so it looks like the school has Fall Break from the 7th-18th (lucky kids!), which means they could have gotten on a ship late on the 4th and she wouldn't have missed any school.

So in a 90 day period, he has more court appointments than most of us will have in our entire lives? Cuh-lassy. My guess: there are A TON of stupid people in the world, some people are just watching for the train wreck quality (*raising my hand*) and I'm sure she purchased some of them.

Yes, Cait. Having ANOTHER healthy, happy beautiful child with two X chromosomes would most definitely be the end of the world... Is it terrible to wish for secondary infertility for those two?

And he's the brains of the family. Yikes.

All of which she'll still probably miss and take zero responsibility for her un-involvement in the poor kid's life.

Then maybe it was a homosexual slur? They'd bleep that out, right?

Because she knows Lux is a shit name but she won't admit it, so like everything else she doesn't like, she just ignores it and plows forward like facts don't matter? Oh yeah. There are websites solely dedicated to letting you create any kind of fame social media message you want.

The number of people in that room was insane. Maybe since I delivered at a smaller hospital and didn't have the space, we were limited who could be in the labor room. I also made it very clear when people started asking about my birth plan (umm..have a baby and go home ASAP?) that if you were not on hand for the conception, you were not going to be around for the delivery. Even my occasionally over-the-top MIL was on board with that.

Man, the line of people allowing their terrible choices to be broadcast to the world just never ends.

From your keyboard to God's ears.

Right?!? I was 33 when I had my daughter and a high school friend became a grandpa about 4 months later. It's just crazy how we're in such different places at the same age. I also have high school friends with kids who are juniors and seniors in high school or have graduated. Meanwhile, I'm arguing with my 3-year-old about potty training and eating vegetables. I Googled it. Apparently is was on Lifetime and is available on Amazon and other streaming services, but apparently not for free. Thankfully, because I don't need another time suck on my hands.

Those are probably the two things that would bother McKayla the most about a new girl. Especially the thin part because "fat and ugly" will be the first insults she throws at her. And if McKayla's new nursing career sputters and dies (and you know it will), it will kill her for Caelen to be with someone who can do what she can't.

"You must be at least 15 years old to apply." Wow. At least MTV has standards? Or most states have laws against anyone under 14 working and MTV doesn't wanna hassle with paperwork? I'd like to think someone wouldn't even consider putting their pregnant 14 year old on TV, but my faith in humanity is dead.