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Does anyone ever give these poor girls any direction other than "Work it" or "Give me more"? What does that even mean? I got so tired listening to that director yelling the most useless directions to the most useless "models". Poor old Erin...what exactly was so "90s" about her video? Seems like the other hamsters were echoing old videos too because, seriously, what the heck is a 2018 video without tons of CGI?

I have to remember to add a few minutes when I record anything on Comedy Central. My show cut off before the end so I will have to find a repeat to see the end of the Clara Barton story. Dagnabit!

Seriously, bref, as a proud ginger (who spends a fortune maintaining my...natural...ahem...red hair), how dare she? (My hair was naturally red once but has gone to the grey team...and I am TOO young for grey hair!) Liz must be bipolar or on a manic high. She's very emotionally unstable, I think. I think they are trolling Christina with that two-toned hair. Payback for her attitude. I think most of the other makeovers were pretty good for a change. I also believe that the crying psoriasis woman had bad hair and needed a change, and I kind of liked the shorter curly cut they ended up giving her. Brendi K's problem isn't that she looks like a man (though she does); it's because she has no neck. And bears a poor resemblance to Kristin McMenemy (spelling?) and the fashion world only needs one of her. Jeana looks beautiful now, such a beautiful shaped head. These makeovers are all so silly in the long run. Models' hair is meant to change with the campaign or designer whims. The days of asking for a Twiggy cut are long gone.

Can someone recap Ruby's reasons for thinking "Automatic" is the best song ever?

I don't have children, and haven't regretted that decision ever. But if I HAD five children, gave up a stressful doctoring job to raise the last young'un and had a helpful older child to look after said young'un, you had better believe I would be swigging wine in the kitchen in the afternoon! Even if it were with my annoying spoiled sister. Wine makes everything better! [especially in Sitcom World]

If any Kardashian showed up on the Amazing Race I guarantee it would be off my DVR list faster than it took me to type this response.

That's a riot! If you're a fan of a show, why not appear in the audience? Good for Amy!

Was that Amy Schumer? I couldn't believe my eyes, but it sure looked like her. Has it been confirmed?

Rewatching and just a few comments that I haven't seen made before: Evelyn looked pretty to me, and it was her mother's wedding dress, which was NOT surprising. Her dad looked so cute! I thought the bridesmaids' dresses weren't heinous, but boy, were they miserable looking. Listen, I get that not one of them looked old enough to drink legally, and that's how I have gotten through some pretty boring wedding receptions myself...but geez, they could have been flirting with the groomsmen. That blonde Hannah girl is a knock-out. Were the groomsmen scared to talk with any of them? Probably not sophisticated enough for the World Travelling Set! Libby looked pretty too. Stay away from the bright red lipstick, Libby! The venue was gorgeous too. Now Libby had a wedding dress wedding with a reception, is she still planning ANOTHER wedding on top of a mountain in the snow? Which, is just dumb. Also, the apartment Andrrreei was getting ready in wasn't the same one that they moved into in an earlier episode, was it? It seemed like that apartment was on the ground level, while this seemed like it was on an upper floor. Annie cleaned up good. David did not. Oh, god, Molly. Why is she so "confused" all the time? It's not confusing, Molly! You're married to a jerk and you scammed everyone you loved. You can be mad. You can be hurt. You can be furious. You can be EMBARASSED and you should be. But it's not CONFUSING. You were dumb and you need to think clearly. Josh wore his nicest blue jeans to his third wedding. I just it's good to go for comfort this time. Aika's fluffy stripper dress was just what I figured she'd wear, though at first I thought she'd be in HER nicest denim Daisy Dukes. That would not have surprised me at all. Nicole: who cares. You're a mess.

My mother and I went to see Titanic at the cheap seats theatre; everyone there had seen it a gazillion times and some were clearly big fans. Mom and I were...not. It was in fact a terrible movie "that won a bunch of awards" (thanks, Mr. EB!). We were behind a trio of guys who were pretty scornful of it and I was cracking up at them. Did not shed one tear. The worst thing was the actual sinking of the Titanic was a moving and sad story all by itself. It didn't need that ridiculous chase scene with a gun-wielding villain through the North Atlantic water pouring in...I could go on with all the nonsense but I won't. Just to say, it was fun to watch this episode and not have to watch that terrible movie.

That was the most realistic skin condition I have seen in a while. My skin crawled looking at Elliot. Ugh, I was feeling so bad for that self-obsessed horrid human being!

Sorry for the delay, but I just popped in to say thanks for the likes! I got my very first "red label" comment in this forum! I guess I should really thank Amy and the Vile Twins cuz that's what I was commenting on.

Oh, Tim, you are soooooo rich. He wants to be known as the Big Rich Man. Well, sorry, dude. Only fools waste perfectly good champagne by spraying it on each other. I feel nothing but contempt for you, silly stupid man.

I would love to see Buffy en espagnol!

Faye slept with Seb, who slept with an HIV-positive girl before they started dating. While Seb swore they used conn-doms, one broke one time, freaking out Anna and Tim. Robert looks so good now; I thought they had recast the part! (Of course, I love silver foxes!)

I was loving Amy. She is older than most of the designers, has no time for the pity-fest that was the Twins' endless supply of excuses for cheating. Can you imagine how many teachers have to listen to "my dog ate my homework" excuses for work not done by students, sometimes with help from their helicopter parents? She worked with the vile twosome; she just spoke what the other competitors were thinking. And then, OMG, Shawn's lack of ability to design ANYTHING without Claire's help was finally outed by making them compete against each other. "Fall on my sword"...bullshit! You are completely without any ideas, Shawn. Never separate those two, world. Claire is not original, but Shawn is an empty suit.

Fancy restauranteur doesn't know how to spell "vegetarian" consistently either. "vegeterian"???

Luis is one ugly guy. Molly is an idiot and her daughter is over it. The Filipina woman looks like a man, baby. Larry's woman is homely as a mud fence too. Evelyn is just horny. I still think her fiancé seems like a nice guy...although did it seem to anyone else that he wasn't buying much of what Princess Sparkles was saying? I kind of liked Father Evelyn. He seems like a kind person, and I cracked up when he said he was going to miss having his little girl around after they got married. Oh, Dad, they will be living in your basement for years!

Oh these people. What a big pile of dysfunction. I would just kill myself if I couldn't be alone for even one minute of the day. These women can't leave the house to get their nails done...by themselves? No wonder they all keep crying. I would SLIT MY WRISTS. Now I'm watching Jen bawling because she's feeling fat and old, so why the hell can't she go to the gym by herself? Ugh, these people are trapped in a hell inflicted by the vile old man who won't let them go. Cut is not too strong a word. SHUT UP, Papa P.

Molly is delusional. Luis seems very happy to have landed a rich American broad in just under two months. I wanted to slap the smug off Evelyn's face when she was talking with her "best friend." What a beyotch. However, I do like the look of Spanish David. He seems like a nice guy, based on the two seconds of filming I've seen. The Thai gold-digger looks like Kelly Dodd to me (vile Real Housewife of Orange County to you non-Bravoites) and that is no compliment. Her man, non-Spanish David, looks more beat-down every time he's on camera. Honey, she's telling you she needs YOU to support HER...and you can't. Cut your losses, hit the whore houses some more, and get a job teaching English to fund those extra-curriculars. There are no more words for Nicole and Azan. You've said it all much better than me. But...why did Mother Nicole have to bring diapers? Nicole can't figure out that she needs to remember to bring diapers for her own toddler??? Who else? If I can remember any more of my impressions, I will be sure to let you know!

I did watch that segment because I like Meghan, and I like Shannon, for whom I feel a reasonable amount of pity. She gets so "het up" and becomes inarticulate when she's upset. I think I would like to be friends with her. I would also like to be friends with Meghan, who I think is rational and clear-headed (baby brain notwithstanding). I would not want to be in the same room with Tamra, Kelly, Vicki or Lydia, and Peggy is just, no thank you. RE Shannon's outburst last week over the knee squeezing: I loved Quantum Leap and there was an episode where Sam leaped into the body of a mentally disabled young man. Of course there was nothing wrong with Sam's brain, but the way he was treated by everyone made him frustrated and angry and emotional, much like Shannon last week.

You know, I have a DVR filled with shows, and the best way to get through RHOOC is to fast forward through any Kelly or Vicki segments. Voila! An hour turns into about half an hour. Very manageable, and I feel like I am not contributing to either Kelly or Vicky's egotism. I have no interest in even a second of their plotlines.

First rule of being a boss: Never believe a complainer until you hear both sides of the story. Bruno has far too high an opinion of himself, and Nico needs to drop him a peg or two. Ditto Jen. What a sloppy, ditzy, incompetent woman. I love that Kate don't tolerate. I would love to see Bruno, Jen and Chris Brown given their exit interviews. Only Chris Brown could belately realize that anchor watch is a punishment and then complain that the punishment is the wrong type of punishment. He is a lazy, sloppy, incompetent man...wait, I'm repeating myself! Gah!

I don't know how many times I shouted, "Shoot him! Shoot him goddamit!" Nick is an asshole and I hate him, I hate Troy and I HATE Madison.