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I’d vote for Judy’s stool at point before Vic and Merideath. 😬

Why would anyone say that to her? She made the team, came back, and didn’t screw up on or off the field. Comments like this just shows someone’s petty ass. (Not you KickPretty, the person saying this to her.) People tend to forget there’s a human being behind the makeup and uniform.

That was my favorite Top Chef finale ever. I liked all 3 chefs. I didn’t mind the sous chefs, the diners were raving, there was no drama, judges were tearing up, and everyone supported each other. I don’t eat fish or red meat, but would have happily picked at the food and scarfed up all the desserts. We don’t need manufactured drama, we need more shows like this. I now want to buy a pasta attachment for my KitchenAid mixer. At its best, this show makes me want to cook. Bravo indeed. 😎

Normally this is the type of show I’d love: great location, tons of remodeling, high end design. But, people arguing, the wife walking around in resort wear shrieking at bugs, the husband complaining because he bought a dump, the kids disappearing off camera to do what exactly, it just seemed boring and scripted. I didn’t make it 30 minutes into the first show before deleting from my dvr.

Whoot!!! Goodbye Kevin. You’ve been acting like the winner for weeks with condescending little speeches in the stew room, and “inspirational” talks to the camera. Suck it. Can you tell I’m happy? I thought he’d get the pity save. Stephanie has been impressive. The private chef that bloomed is a great story. Of all the food they’ve shown, I’d eat hers first. Would it kill these people to give her a win? Bryan just looked defeated. He really needs to put down the foam thing and cook. I thought Padma was going to knock the cheese spoon out of Kevin’s hand, she looked really annoyed. 🤣 Melissa has grown on me too this season. She’s content with life, and it shows. And when she messed up the broth, she put another together rather than having a fit. Not looking forward to Malarky and LeeAnn coming back next week. I was hoping they were off my screen for good. Guess Gregory’s back was still messed up. But it’s been a good season.

I wonder if there’s a bonus for posting cryptic messages? Or praising the Lord? Or not having a back tattoo? It could be like “Let’s Make a Deal” for instagram. “No bathroom mirror duck lip shot”, 10 points.

Remember that anyone can edit Wikipedia. I could edit to have myself as point last year. Judy’s stool could try out. All cheerleaders could be listed as shaving their heads and performing in turtlenecks and sweat pants.

Rachel is getting dragged all over again, with her husband, to deflect from the Hannah B topic? You know, the Christian “beast” who waffled, tossed tantrums, was disliked by DWTS people due to tantrums, messed up her season and stayed messy, and is now under fire for words she spoke. But sure, let’s go after Rachel and Bryan for how they were edited. Sounds sane. I’m sick of the Peter cult. Why go on a show about proposing if you’re not going to? But it’s easier to blame the woman who called him out on it.

I have nothing but respect for Rachel. She got a ton of unjustified criticism from people watching an edited show. She fell in love, she married her choice, she’s got a great career going and doesn’t need to shill and sell to get a paycheck. When she talks, I don’t feel my brain cells dying. I didn’t like her on Nick’s season, but she was a great choice for Bachelorette. Peter wasn’t ever going to propose. That’s not her fault. She was gutted when that happened. And then had to relive it live. I never saw him as a great catch. And he would have sucked as the Bachelor. Hannah had smoke blown up her skirt by ABC and her rabid “stans” and it went to her empty head. She’s ignored quarantine, she’s waffled between guys, she showed up to disrupt Peter’s show, and now she’s letting people be attacked for her mistake, including her “friends”. Girl threw her brother under the bus too. Queen needs to be dethroned. Unless she’s gunning for a FOX job. And if we want to talk images, why are most of the news photos of HB smiling and Rachel looking angry? Rachel made an offer with grace and kindness. And it was rejected. It’s not about a song lyric, it’s about a word that she said while skipping over the “f” word. Queen made her choice. And now she’s in hiding. 🙄

That vocal fry vapid mannequin is the next Journey? I’d rather watch laundry spin than her. Hard pass. What’s next? Vivian’s journey? The journey of the doctor who tries out every year? The journey of Kellie’s numbers board? ☠️

I’m going to hell for saying this but some of these shots are a mix between “To Catch a Predator” and “bad Vegas review”. 😳 (not Florida though, that one’s okay).

Freaking teenagers? A season after feely Dan? On a show that loves to let blurred female body parts on air? A show where Probst is always rooting for men? With co-ed sleeping and showmances? If they want kiddie Survivor, I’m out.

“Devine”. Guessing she means “Divine”? Or maybe she’s into holy grapes?

Step Four: Spellcheck is your friend. 🙄

Go twinnie! And go Michelle. So sick of Ben and his stupid hat. And Sarah getting annoyed if anyone thinks about voting for her. Tony is running the game, only way he loses is if we have a bitter jury or a EOE in final 3. Sad that next week is the end, but only because this show is the highlight of my Wednesday.

Unless my math is off, why are 3 people (Tony, Sarah, and Ben) running this game while the majority scrambles to not get voted out. And why is anyone telling Ben the whiner anything? Between his tantrums and Sarah being annoyed HER game was messed up by the majority, this season should be subtitled “Survivor: Sour Grapes”. My dream season is those 3 falling the next 3 weeks.

Knives, forks, and spoons. Glad she didn’t have dinner plate headpieces. I would contribute to a Go Fund Me to get rid of that freaking hat. Jonny, outlining black in white, putting people in dish gloves, and hiring more sweatshop people to pour candles, that’s not the next global brand. You could tell from the interviews who won. Esther was downbeat, Jonny had glowing lighting around him and couldn’t stop smiling. Sander needs to burn his final collection, not showcase it. My 87 year old mother would think some of it was too old for her. Should have put his models in Rascal scooters.

Had to turn the volume off for the reveal. No shame in speech therapy, lots of people get it. Anyone remember Tara Lipinski when she won the Olympics? Minnie Mouse on helium. Now, she talks totally different. Unless Megan is a children’s show star, get researching and book a class or a therapist, or something.

If I wasn’t in quarantine, I wouldn’t finish this show. Is there only 1 episode left to find the next sweatshop designer for Jeff Bezos? This show could have been so much better. Not surprised Megan got auf’d.

I decided to spoil myself as soon as Ji started the plus size shade. That model was nowhere near plus size you hag. Christian Siriano is the biggest name to come out of PR, the better sibling of this knockoff show, and he’s embraced plus size and done spectacular with it. Go back to car wash stripes on your oversized crap and get off the show. Johnny picked a crap print and then sabotaged his dress. If you’re going to buy grandma’s couch cushion fabric, stop complaining. No one held a gun(n) to his head and made him pick it. There are cool florals out there.

I’m getting bored with the show. Barely paid attention to anything until the runway. And that was boring too. Brown and yellow won tonight? Sure. Makes as much sense as anything else happening.

I’m still not sure what “street wear” means. Cute rumble clothes? Pajamas? Glad Sabato is gone. Everything was Handmaid’s Tale from him. Wasn’t a fan of most of the stuff. Shocked Naomi actually liked someone. I can live without Heidi trying to dress up Tim.

Austin 19 year old and clingy mom. Reminds me of why people move so far away from family. You could tell there was no way she was buying that overpriced suburb house. Smart kid going for the condo. Backyards are for later in life. As a single mom, I’d be thrilled if my son moved out. Of course he’s 24, so there’s that. 😶

Who in a law firm would wear Rinat’s dress? A hooker client? I’ve seen Sabado’s dress. It’s on every episode of The Handmaid’s Tale. Of course the Beetlejuice dress would win. Ironic that Heidi mentioned the circus, because that’s what it reminded me of. It’s selling well on Amazon though, guess frightwear is in during quarantine season. Esther is the clear front runner to me. Dear Will, ‘tacky’ is not an aesthetic. The Amazon tie in is just an upgraded version of “Heidi’s sweatshop’ when she’d make PR designers create something for her clothing line.

I enjoy skipping Heidi and Tim in Paris. Give me less of that and the flipping music blasting all over the place. Josh quit before he could get canned. There’s no way he was staying. Sababo needs to put down his phone and work.