Snarkastikate

I had 2 brain surgeries, a scalp full of staples, no hair and left the hospital with zero pain meds. But major oral surgery was quite a different matter. They made me take the oxy script even though I said oh come on, not me. But when the painkillers wore off, YIKES!! I admit I took the oxy for a few days. Oh I see she dyed her hair some wierd color, and her children sure are diverse. Sisters, children......it's gonna take a village for sure.

They always seem to have willing people cleaning out their piss buckets or poop trash bags (as seen on an episode last month) and feeding them right into the grave. I seriously doubt that my sisters would do the same for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dr Now is full of truth tonight. Calling out GF, who is probably closer to 400. And telling him he needs to stop considering himself disabled and become productive and earn a living. Bingo! And this is GF's SECOND morbidly obese BF, WTF. She must be seeking them out, that ain't a coincidence.

I have not watched all season because I got tired of yelling at the tv all last season. Just came here to check on her antics. But thought I'd give it a go tonight. So, I literally have it on for like 2 minutes max and I hear her say that her friends are chasing Chase away WTF, did I hear that right? Yeah, right, it's not you at all. Then she asks Babs if her dad approved her wearing glasses and proceeds to steal them right off her mom's face. Ok there I am yelling at the tv again......and off TLC goes.

! 😁 Oh come on bitch, is that even you?

I don't watch this anymore, but apparently even a mess of a guy like Buddy the barely employed slob won't admit that he had actual sexual contact with Whitney.

What happened? No psychotherapy??? Did I miss it maybe?

Oh there's a whole lot going on there. Big drama queen, judging by the commercials that show her crying in every episode. Wonder how much attention her poor siblings get.

Either a big medical problem or......maybe she's pregnant again?

Wow that's one hell of a workout outfit!!! Yikers! I think she's making this show a big advertisement for her porn website business.

It ain't as though she was really raising those kids anyway, Dr Now. Honestly, they're better off right where they are.

No offense, but I think she'd kill you.

She's stressed because of finances? Do your own nails and all those clothes look real expensive. If I'm wrong, well whatever.....but hey makeup, hair, tats, clothing and best demeanor tell me she may have one of those porn video cameras set up in her bedroom.

Her family is waiting on this bitch hand and foot, as though she's a damn princess. Grrrrrrrrrr

"Jazz, like you've never seen her before!" says the commercial. Yeah it's not like we see her crying in every.single.commercial. Glad to see she's so happy after all her surgeries.

More likely that even if she does manage to escape, she's gonna carry on the family tradition and get pregnant by 15. Which would be very very sad. Cute kid. Should NOT have been there, that's just so wrong.

Bingo!!!!

Seems to have plenty ability to do extensive makeup, hair, nails. Yet have we seen her pick up that poor infant yet? Maybe I missed it. Probably not. Makes sure to show lots of cleavage needing over the walker. Is she trying to seduce the cameraman LOL?

Can't do a damn thing for herself, but somehow manages to get those nails done, get to the tattoo parlor, and go on "dates" where she doesn't bother with protection.

Yeah. Color me suspicious.....

Well....despite what she said, there is obviously SOMETHING she seems very physically able to do, and apparently quite easily. I really don't like her. I don't like it when people have children they cannot take care of, and then keep having them. And seriously, are ugly-ass tattoos a prerequisite for being on this show?

Maybe I'm a tad too cynical, but I find myself doubting a lot of the sad backstories. After all, we're usually hearing only one side and naturally that side is going to try and blame the overeating on someone or something in order to absolve the poundicipant, as in "hey it's not my fault!". I have no problem with showing us this however, because even if there poundicipant seems scammy/ sketchy like Seana, the fact remains that here's a super morbidly obese person who Dr Now can't help because they just don't want to be helped. They're really only fooling and hurting themselves. Total immobility is imminent and the road ahead is not going to be a pretty sight, and not a long road. So it serves a purpose by proving the fact that only a small percentage of these folks will succeed. The only one she's really scamming is herself.

Do any of you older folks (like me) remember the old SCTV series? Old as in 70's/80's maybe. It was hilarious, it's how Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy, John Candy, Harold Ramis, Martin Short etc got their start. Anyway, John Candy played a recurring character named Johnny LaRue, an obese chain smoking alcoholic with an exercise show. As in opening and closing a fridge being an exercise. This immediately came to mind in regards to Twit being a physical therapist. She might as well just become a dietician too LOL. Just as believable. Is TLC having a casting call for actors to play her clients? I've been to Paris and believe me, Twit would get more stares than Godzilla smashing down the Eiffel Tower. Yup meetings in Paris are a must for such important influencers as Twit and the bro's bro, high class Ryan. As someone pointed out, yeah it's so convenient that this very romantic romance neatly fit right into the filming season.

There's just this thread, which has minimal chat. I think it's because Whitney has become so damned obnoxious and this show's storylines just so contrived as to be laughable, it's just hard to watch anymore. And then there's Buddy.......

TLC is running the hell out of the show promo of those two tatted up pigs rolling around in bed. Seen it on other channels too. Oh the drama!!!, who will Twit choose.....her best friend or the man she loves??? 🤣🤣🤣