Snarkastikate

Does Chase cry himself to sleep at night? Hope the paycheck is worth it, pal. Or should I say bro.

How many crew members did it take to help get her into that position? A small crane too perhaps? And to get it down too. Maybe they were propping her up and just photoshopped that out? Like they do with her chins. Because we know she absolutely can't lift her leg up.

Oy vey

You forgot the best part. The twerking. Always the twerking.

It's not her fault! She's failing because of the therapy! Still in the hotel I see.

I think the only future she has is to get in the old interwebs and find herself a dude who's got a major fat fetish. But her personality is so null and void that could present a problem. The older Slayton sister had more going for her than Seana.

Seriously, how much longer can mom keep supporting her? OMG she lost the diet plan again, this has got to be some kind of a joke or something. He's being nicer than he would to a more mature individual.

So can Dr Paradise help her break free from her zombie-fied state? Oh I didn't realize she was a swimmer, oh I can definitely see that. Yup, yeah......sure

Too busy not eating to find an apartment! LOL

The money mom gave her for a hotel and food isn't going to last long. Someone had a good point, she seems high or something. Or maybe just has no personality. We're getting down to the final 30 minutes.....

If I see Whitney and Buddy flopping around on the bed again I swear I'm gonna puke.

Congrats on the tough love mom! Maybe this is what turns her around? I didn't even realize she was living with mom, and I figured the state was paying for Derrikus. Surprise!

Just what is the point of this episode? Personality is -100 on a scale of 1 to 10! Is there a surprise in store for us maybe, is that at all possible? Would be the shock of the season for sure.

Seriously, is there something mentally wrong with her? It's as though Dr Now is talking to a 2 year old. Holy crap!!

There's absolutely nothing attractive about her at all, yet I'd pick her over Whitney Thore in a heartbeat.

Lord forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm starting to take some of these sob stories with a little grain of salt. I'm seeing yet another fat brat. Wow those we some ugly-ass tats.... prerequisite for being in this show obviously. Mom should have rented a van and put her in the rear, it always works. So seeing Dr Now is mom's idea, yeah that's great. (P.S. I don't like her)

Whit see herself as a gorgeous 22 year old skinny chick, and wants to prove to us she can do anything that imaginary girl can do. Seriously delusional. And the bottom line is all about her keeping her "brand"/show going by creating phony storylines that put her in situations where viewers can just gawk at her 350+ lb body doing things it can't or shouldn't really do, and wear things that she really shouldn't wear. She is a terrible advocate for fat acceptance, she's a parody and perpetrates a gross stereotype with her blubber hanging out as she trots around braying. I live near a big city and I don't think I've seen anyone like her, not even in Walmart LOL. Frankly I'm constantly embarrassed for her. I'm a fat chick too!! No body shame indeed.. ...

I know, isn't it great?? And wouldn't you just love to know what the film crew thinks of Whit? They've seen it all. Most of it involving twerking. I would pay to have a 15 minute conversation with one of them.

She wants to tell Chase she's loves him??? Huh?? Isn't that like something you struggle to say after maybe 10 dates?? Aren't they supposedly "engaged"? What bullshit.

Wow, work AND college???? Holy shit this episode had renewed my faith in humanity!!! I have no snark! (Well at least for this episode).

Oh that's who the hole is for, the others are just an added bonus!!

I had to take an important phone call so I missed the last half hour or so. What happened to the white chick?

Does she know he takes dumps in a plastic bin lined with garbage bags yet?

I'll gladly volunteer for hole digging duty. But only if we can throw Jazz and the Sister Wives dude in there too.

This is going to be one hell of a road trip.