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Did you not listen to that awful song? She was a ho. Not a stripper; she was a ho. Can't get the damn thing outta my head. I always wonder how low I would need to get in order to publicly fight with another female over a no good, broke ass fool with no discernable job or favorable qualities.

Uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm.........speechless right now! So how do I erase that from my brain?

Wow, that new opening sequence is awful. And the song was almost unrecognizable.

I have no doubt Phaedra was talking about herself. Cynthia is too dumb to realize she should hate her husband. And Kandi actually likes Todd and his big head. So that leaves Phaedra as the only other married person. When was there a Living Single reunion?!? And how did I miss this? Yeah, I definitely heard that shit. And he's probably using her money to cover his rent. Interesting how the past few episodes, Shamea has been identified as Porsha's "friend", and then this week they changed it to "best friend."

Funny enough, that was my first thought when they announce the twist. Ha! Aw man, how could I have forgotten that gem!?! Another random insult creating a great moment in the stupidest fight ever.Keep forgetting to mention that Nany's exorcist routine when the grasshoppers got stuck in her hair was priceless!

I agree. However, after rewatching, the tipping point was when Porsha reached over and leaned into Cynthia's personal space to point in Cynthia's face, so much so, that her finger grazed Cynthia's nose. Cynthia grabbed her hand to move it away, and Porsha snatched her hand back to do it again, more forceful. Up until that point, it was just another stupid hand-waving fight. Both of them had some culpability, but in my opinion, Porsha made it more aggressive. I did have to chuckle at nosy-ass Kandi trying to see what was going on during the melee. She's just like those kids in high school who have to push themselves to the front of the crowd of people to see the fight.

I don't understand why they're so hesitant to do elimination challenges that are more brain/thinking/puzzle games than the physical ones. If they did, we wouldn't have to deal with the whole alternating genders bit when the number of females to males is so uneven. They should have just made every team male/female if that was the case. Also, I really enjoy watching most of these brain trusts popping blood vessels when they try to solve puzzles. Glad I wasn't the only one who found that fight hilarious! It started with "you wanna go home to your fake ass spanish boyfriend who cheats on you all the time" to "I'm so much smarter and prettier than her. I have a job; she doesn't go to school or a job....she just babysits all the time" to "you're just happy that your boyfriend buys you ice cream every other day!" Lol! A dumb fight between dumb ass people. However, I got the distinct sense that Jenna's cousin hates Jenna, and vice versa to a certain extent. So pissed that Cohutta's gone.

Ah! That's where she's from. I've been trying to wrack my brain to figure out where I recognized her from, but I was having trouble also trying to figure what she looked like before she did whatever the hell she did to her face. I actually really enjoyed that sitcom. I would have called Lori too! Other mom might be a cop, but Lori managed to escape several counts of kidnapping, assault, drawing a weapon on a police officer, and 10 million other things with nothing more than a slap on the wrist plus another child to rear. Please point me to her lawyer!

"You think you know what's up, but don't realize everything's actually upside-down." What the hell does that mean??? Was that line written by a 15 year old?

That was Milan, no? Their names are too similar. But yeah, he was back there all boo-hooing and shit with nary a tear, and then had the nerve to come back out to the stage all bright eyed and cheery to his Gay Lives Matter tale of woe. All that, plus producing the ring and placing it so gingerly in the center of the stage were pure dramatics. Because according to him during a radio interview yesterday, he's a new Ray J now. <insert eye roll>

As long as they don't procreate, we'll be good.

As they say back home in the islands, their "shame box mash up!" I don't even understand how Nia can sit next to that fool loving up on and cuddling with him after nuclear levels of constant disrespect and cheating. And I'm also not sure why Nas came back for more. When will they learn to let these assholes go? I have to say Moniece was cracking my ass up every time the host asked her a question, and instead of answering Moniece just stared her down. Lol! That bitch is crazy. And why was that blogger dude, whose name I can't bother to learn, back on my screen? I did not appreciate his fake ass apology for attacking Hazel verbally/with a drink, and then his lame ass attempt to try to make it an LGBT issue in order to jump onto the gay in hiphop bandwagon. Get the fuck outta here dude! Also, how long did it take Milan to rehearse his little spiel? Also, I don't know why, but it seems like Miles was shocked that Milan actually put all their business out there. It kinda came across like maybe Milan was telling the truth.

Damn, Gloria Steinem shut Andy's ass down when she said there was nothing empowering about the Housewives' shows. Did anyone watch the so-called "debate" that was supposed to happen during the after show between the two of them?

Oh, that was so great!! Also, I want Tracee's dress.

I was thinking maybe under the neck?? Unless armpits count as 2, not 1?

That is truly fucked up!

Yup, you got that all about right. No need to watch it now. Lol! Unless you want to see the look oh Banana's face when he realized he got out played by Cara Maria and KellyAnne during the last few minutes of the challenge.

Flavor Flav wooooooooooooooow. That was....interesting. Two questions though: 1. I thought Moniece was supposed to the "star" of this disaster. Seems like the other 2 chicks and her under eye bags got more screen time than she did. 2. Where can I get the bomb ass polka dot scarf??? Y'all are better than me, because I didn't understand a single thing he was mumbling in that song besides the words "good lotion." And how exactly does that happen? Inquiring minds would like to know.....and be prepared in case I need to stab a fool.

Loved this!! I still prefer the cheesy movie version, but this was great. I wasn't a fan of the dialogue changes to make it more "hip", but whatever. Just about everyone sounded amazing, especially Shaniece. Here's to hoping she ends up with a fabulous career after this.

Thanks for the clarification, y'all. I'm not quite so up to date on the meanings and differences between all the pappaws/pappys and meemaws/mammys! That will forever be the greatest two-minutes of TV!!!

Cohutta and his cousin.....so fucking country! And cute! "My pappaw and his pappaw are brothers and that's how we're cousins." Yup, that's how it usually works. I found it rich, that Nany was trying to make herself the victim in this. Of course, Cohutta, of all people, tricked her into falling in love with him just so he could break her heart. Riiiiiiiight. I'm sure the reason her broke with her had nothing to do with anything she could have done. But of course, Cohutta is too nice of a guy to say anything.

I don't know who this guy is, but he is an asshole. I was hoping they'd kick him off and let his brother stay. Shane had all my love and devotion when he was proving how not drunk he was to his brother by walking in a straight line, and then turning around and snapping, "bitch I can Vogue right now in straight line". What a dickhead Tony was to throw his brother against the wall for simply trying to tell him to not be disrespectful to women. Ugh. That was the dumbest fight ever. Although that Cory is certainly very pretty to watch..... Nice to know that douchiness runs in Banana's family. His fucking cousin is the definition of a meathead.

Say what now??

That was a brilliant move. If you're gonna be a shitstirrer, stir it all the way like you a Vitamix. I'm sorry, that last pic almost made me fall out of my chair, howling with laughter. No braces in the world could tame those beasts. I think the braces would run from him screaming! Yes and yes. That entire interview sounds like utter and complete bullshit. It sounds like stuff Moniece came up because she thought it sounded good.

All the idiotic people on this show, and the DJ we don't really care about is the one to bite it?!? I mean, I'm sorry he's gone, because he wasn't an asshole like the other people on this show, and he was actually doing something with his life (kind of; well more than the other children on this show). I was coming here to say the same thing. They needed someone over 21 to rent the space, but the person who was legally old enough to didn't do it? How does that make any sense. Especially for someone claiming to want to make this an actual business. And if Carter wants to be an actual adult, why hasn't she filed for it - I forget what it's called, but it's what all the child stars do to keep their parents from stealing their money. If this show was just about Max, I'd enjoy it more.