Mrs. Hanson

Which one did that? I was on the phone with my son for a bit.....

No but she struck me as 35 or so? Eloped at 19 or so, pregnant right away, oldest is 14. Dont trust my math though, lol! Edited to add: that was one ass ugly dress Cristina was wearing at the end. Looked like my parent's drapes in the 80's! Cristina was too God Squad-ish for my tastes. I liked the winning couple the best, glad they won. Still dislike the new format, though!

Not sure what the parents were so upset by - they are kinda religious, nice couple, nice kids, I would like more on that backstory. Maybe the "wrong" religion?

Cristina eloped and her parents STILL wont talk to her? It has to be something more....

From her FB page, dated July 5th: I hope this photo gets your attention! Frequently asked questions: * Did my husband ever get over me taking photos like this? Well, yes an no but it doesn’t affect him as much as some of you. He accepts me, loves me and respects me the way I am and lets me work even when he is not 100% comfortable. We fight and we make up. Girls talk like never they fight with their spouses ? talking about me not being a “good wife” just because the gigs I take are “too sexy” but let’s be honest, none of you have seen photos of me completely naked or rumors of me being unfaithful to my husband. My only “sin” is my work ? God will be the only one judging me, not wanna be perfects! * Why do I not end up my friendship with Juan? It is easy to say it but you wouldn't call it a friendship if you don't care about someone after 16 years of friendship and without trying to make it work. I don't have many friends, maybe because I don't trust people that easy and I am ok with that but giving up part of my life and past isn't easy for me. I love my husband but I also love my friends. My life didn't end when I got married, it was the beginning of a new chapter. * My “delusional” modeling and acting career. This is one is easy. I really don’t know why people care so much if I model or act at my age. Is it your business if I succeed or fail? No. Is it your life? No. I'm living my life to the fullest and I'm having so much fun with all that I do! My conscience is clear and clean ❤️ Just happy that I'm doing great and I’m chasing my dreams First bolding: No, I really don't fight like that, and I NEVER say "I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT YOU!!!" and storm off nor does he talk that way to me Per the second bolding: Yes, I would if that man gave my hubby the finger and was downright MEAN to him. Per her career - Oh Pao...... I saw a rerun where she came down to breakfast in next to nothing. Okay, look, when I was staying with my in laws I came to breakfast FULLY DRESSED, not in my underwear.

Apologies accepted - I hear you and I do agree, It is her constant butting in that gets me but I hear ya - she does make for great tv.

Thank you, gonecrackers!!! You nailed it! If I knew I was going to be out of town for an alleged wedding date (did she even have that?) I would probably go to an engagement party, unless it was a sibling or super close relative then I would go regardless. But if you have a large guest list, like she seemed to have, don't be shocked that people don't put as much into it your wedding cause they think it is just a party. Since when does "surprise" = edgy? There was some celebrity couple who did this years ago (and I talking like 1994 as that is when I first got married and I followed this stuff) where they surprised people at the rehearsal and really got married. I am not sure of the point of doing this. Marie spent an equivalent amount on her Goth Wedding and her hideous dress and look where it landed her. The only time an unlimited budget seems to get you first is when you actually have style, taste and class. And yes, because I am about to toot my own horn, I had all three for less than $3000 for 44 people.

Yes, and the bride who made her guests dress up in costumes, go to a train station for an "engagement party" but surprised people with a wedding was bitter because "the other brides don't appreciate edgy" - no, edgy is NOT what you had. You had a less than usual turnout cause let's face it, I ain't changing my plans for an engagement party. A wedding, yes, but not an engagement. "I love surprising people!!" Yeah, but this was your WEDDING. And it was not edgy. And you are not going on a free honeymoon.

This one with Devar really bugged me - I thought they would be a couple who made it. When Devar was shown slurring and forgetting the question, I thought: "Well he is just sleep deprived!!" Then.....out comes the drinking. On camera. Then the threats: "Well maybe I will just head back to Jamaica." Personally, I would have made the following a condition of marrying him: "Look we are gonna have rough patches but none of this threatening to go back to Jamaica every damn time we have a fight. Are you in or out?" Then again look at who we are dealing with.... Oh Bev - take your Marlboro 100's and whiskey stained voice home. No one wants to listen to you, ever.

I had an issue with the money end of it: I paid for tabs for my son's car on May 31st ($55 or so?) only to sell the darn thing about a week later!!! LOL! (But the woman who bought it was escaping a domestic situation so hey....she won't have to buy tabs for a year, right?) Aw gee thanks - I just like to have that stuff ready to go. I got a little miffed at my school this last year as they would not change the withholding from Single to Married until I produced a new Social Security card - I was like, "How about my certified marriage license?" Nope...... No - I am sure Nicole has to look up that word on Google. Azan does not initiate sex as his religion forbids relations outside of marriage. Plus would any guy WANT to initiate sex with her? Not just because of her body - there is a lid for every pot - but dang she is just SO unappealing!!!

Esmerett was back on today - she had the $115,000 wedding and was from Ethiopia. Had to whittle her guest list down to 800 from 1100. Came in fourth and was not nice to the winner: "Her wedding was the WORST wedding!!!" Wow - bitter much? I think we could be friends in real life.

Yes and I when I was told I needed to bring my teaching license, did I say, "Hey! LOOK IT UP!" No, I did not. I pulled out my printer and printed it out, because they asked. Seriously, I just changed the titles to two cars in my maiden name at the DMV to my married name. Would my license (in new name) suffice? Probably, but I brought it all with me anyway. Nicole is just so clueless in this area it make me want to throttle her, but that might be construed as caring about her when I don't care about her at all. May, yes, Mannattee, no.

The reurun of the St Louis "Four Weddings" where the four knew each other is on today. Sadly, BLAN bride was just on so no re-run for me on her. I do like Drunk July 4th Bride an awful lot, though! "Getting married on the Fourth of July? I LOVE A-MURICA, that's why!!!" Edited to add: I dislike Maggie even more, lol. When her and Brian were picking ice cream, and ho loved Cookie Dough and she SHOT HIM DOWN. Girl, it is his wedding too, let him have the Cookie Dough. Then she says, "I will do the picking for us." Good Lord he did not pick Mayonnaise flavored ice cream. And he must fave split from ex wife/ex girlfriend awfully fast, the youngest kid is looked pretty young and they had only been together four years. Plus I am not over her obsessing her "boho" theme that was not really boho. And the other girls standing there saying "Wow, Maggie! You didn't get just a husband, you got a family, too!" when you know darn well they are probably thinking "Glad it ain't me!!! I want hubby to myself!!" I could be wrong though - I am wrong a lot.

I am with you - this would have been all the birth control I needed in high school (not that I needed it, lol) as life just seems so BLEAK not just for the moms but for the little babies.

Don't hold back!! Tell us how you feel!!! I agree with every word, by the way. It is BACK! We had What's Her Name (Lexxus?) with the 32 year old Mom crying: "Mom, I NEED HELP!" which I am willing to bet means Mom has banned Teen Daddy from house for mouthing off or something. Good gosh there are more teen moms on the way with this trainwreck of a show. I will never understand how these GRANDPARENTS in their 60's don't say "Hey look - we are TOO OLD for this. You need another plan." Look, I am 53, pretty youthful (most days, lol) but to go back to 24/7 with diapering and everything? Heck a baby is one thing but toddlers? No thanks!!!!!

I have one of my younger son sitting on the potty, wearing a bucket on his head. It still cracks me up - but about five people have seen it, no up loading, no sharing, no nothing. It disgusted me on the endless promo of the close up of the poopy butt showing through one's bottoms - GROSS. About that poop storyline: WHY DO PARENTS MAKE IT SO HARD? Lordy, Danille and Adam: you don't have to potty train all five at the same damn time, in fact odds are they are not all ready at the same time so why are you forcing it? Kate G lost her crap over everything and complained about everything. Like all the time. Danielle seems more chill to me.

I agree and let's face it - I MISS THE SNARKING!!! No one, and I mean NO ONE is gonna say about their sister in law: "Her dress was ill fitting, her food was cold and bland and I was BAKING under the Arizona sun!! I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE!"

I agree - not to get into my personal life too much, but I remarried last fall to a guy I had known since childhood. so no vacation f$&k I had known for a week or two. Did not introduce him to kids (late middle school, HS age, both boys) for a full year. The first time they saw us kiss was our wedding day after dating for YEARS. I am not looking for a Morality Crown (trust me on that one, lol!) but dang - these people who try to force people into a role too early......how did that work for you Molly? The point is - I did not rush anything, did not FORCE anyone to love or heck even LIKE anyone (respect was expected and my sons are pretty respectful of adults) and guess what? Everyone is cool with everyone. I will get off my Stepparenting 101 Soapbox now, thanks for listening!!!

See, Anfisa held back A LOT more than I would have: "Good for you Molly. Me, I had a an excellent relationship with birth control and knew I was not ready at 22, I will still in school, working part time and frankly, loved my freedom. Are you angling for some parent of the year award? Cause last time we checked, your daughter moved out of her own home because your bartender Vacation F*#k made her so uncomfortable. He could not be bothered to feed and semi-entertain your younger one for two days which, really, could have consisted of playing a few board games with her then letting her watch a movie. Not too hard. So Molly, girl.....SHUT IT." Anfisa, leave Jorge now just for that whopper of a lie about the kid. He knows damn well he is the daddy. Typical stall tactics: "She slept around! Who knows?" Ugh - men like that make me ill. The thought of sitting on that stage and saying "It is the love we share that keeps us together" while sitting next to him makes me want to vomit.

You said that very well! My dress was lace on top, empire waist and chiffon from the waist down. Round neckline with 3/4 sleeves, in other words" NOT a sweetheart neckline with a full skirt, a la 80% of dresses today. "I tried on a dress like that, did not like it, I give it a three."

We were in Florida last November and we saw some! I was like..."What?"

Same way he does now: He won't.

Yes, I agree! Something subtle! I wore my dad's HS class ring. But memorial tables? With photos of deceased people? My late mom would haunt me...... Please TLC: Bring back the old format!!

Word to your whole post but especially the part where Anfisa was ganged up for not wanting to be a stepmom to a ten year old at age 22, 23. ME NEITHER when I was 22 or 23. Plus a putz like Jorge? Pass. He knew it was a possibility he was the dad and ignored the s situation. Deal ender for me.

It is funny you say "casket" as I joke around that at my first wedding I had on so much makeup people should have called me Casket Girl!!