Mrs. Hanson

I was just coming here to post JUST THIS VERY THING. Stop singing at me - yes you have a nice voice but SHUT IT. For some reason the two Sonic guys don't bother me but Jane.....just shut it now. She is an immediate mute.

Kudos!! You delivered! One thing about closed captioning - the accents were so thick they close captioned if for us!

Yes!!! I re-read it with Stefans' voice and it is perfect!!! In KY carrying your own chairs is a "thing" I guess - no one dinged each other. Hire staff for that, your guests are not worker bees. Taiya wanted a weekend kegger, she hates dresses, she hates dressing up and she hates all food. Considering all that she was surprisingly chill about other choices. I don't see her and Rachel hanging out a whole lot outside of work. Neither for her and Josie, either. One thing I noticed: When Josie and her husband were introduced at the reception it was "Mr Dakota "Something" and Mrs Josie Griffin." She didn't change her name, fine. But I looked her up on facebook (don't judge me) and it looks like he is now Dakota Griffin! He changed his name?* Pretty progressive for KY! *I don't care if men do this - it is their choice. I agree with previous poster that all the weddings looked straight off Pinterest, complete with barns, mason jars, a floral arch, cupcakes, a theme, "shabby chic" or "rustic chic" and the rest. Except for Tayia, who didn't give a crap about anything other than her tractor being present. And in the end it was left alone, in the rain. Sorry ladies but when I attend an event with cupcakes an a theme I think it is for an 8 year old.

Who thinks the three besides Josie lowballed Josie to bring her down? Maybe her hoity toity attitude went on a bit too long. No way no how was Tayia's wedding third and Josie was fourth. Giving someone's food a 1? Really??? Was there a hair in there? There should have been a friggin' toupee in the mac and cheese to get a 1!!! Or mold, or curdled milk or ants crawling over it. Yes - apparently in KY you have to bootleg it in!! Interesting!!! Like I said upthread, the MN Vikings were on so I was a bit back and forth. Chelsea had that awful "MY DAY MY WAY!!!" attitude so therefore I am kinda sad that she came in first. The VIkings won against the Broncos so that helps, lol. I don't care either but she should have planned for rain. I will say though - I thought Tayia was going to come off as the "Hefty Mean Girl" but she was pretty nice. Good for her for rolling with the punches with the rain though. Okay, this made me laugh SO HARD - love the image!!! I think you mean Tayia - the girl whose name I have spelled differently every time I have posted!

Thank you for saying what I was thinking. Taia (or whatever) you are too young to be that big. Sorry. Josie? I wanted to like you, I did, but man that first dress was HORRID. Your stomach looked huge, your thick arms were way on display and you had back fat. Taia - your wedding looked like it was thrown together in two months. Oh wait, it was. You showed more compassion for that stupid tractor than your guests who would have sat in the RAIN. ALWAYS have a plan B. Always. Rachael - you are a sweetie - why do you hang out with these hillbillies? I have been to KY - this show did them no favors. Not everyone is back country, please - show us the non-hillbilly side of KY. Chelsea was weird, had weird eyes and made her guests carry their chairs into a dry wedding after making them sit in the blazing sun. You can't help the weather but you can provide shade. Should have come in last just for those offenses. Taia - styrofoam plates at a wedding? Then a white tank top? Geez......I have been to "country" weddings but you can show some class. I thought Josie's cake was gonna fall over too, I was waiting for someone to "help" and watch it tumble. Love it when so called "picky eaters" are clearly overweight. "I think it is a green bean......" Yes it is a green bean you dimwit.

Okay, when I gave birth for the second time in 1999, I was asked, in the presence of my husband, "Who would you like to put down as the father?" I was like, really? Turns out, at that time, in that hospital in Minnesota, you could list ANYONE as the father. So, just as you need to tell your kids about Ewan McGregor, I need to tell my kids about Colin Firth and George Clooney being their bio dads. There just never seems to be the right time....... I was be VERY wary of putting down a non biodad as the legal father. Just no - he could, theoretically, get custody of that girl. Plus the real bio dad needs to pay support NOW whether he wants a relationship with the baby or not. But it wasn't his fault!! And he is a changed man, ya know? He REALLY loves me.......

Exactly. Million dollar policies are more for the couple where the hubby is an executive at United Health Care (or equivalent) and wife has been a homemaker. Hubby's income would need to be replaced. I am not sexist, I am just going with the most common scenario. Me and my hubby are still working, our house has not been paid off, if one of us kicks the other can pay off the mortgage and have a home. Not a really hard conclusion to come with. When you insure your struggling model girlfriend who we can assume unless she is Kate Upton is not earning a million dollars a year there is no reason to do this. Unless you want that money. Yes, nothing like a nice thin 14 year old who has never given birth to get your freaky engine running. (Just writing that makes me puke a little in my mouth.) I have had two babies and I can tell you what postpartum weight looks like, lol!! She never looked THAT heavy to me. Even IF her stomach was a little poochy, so the hell what, Douchbag? She just had YOUR baby!!!

Thank you! If Nicole said something like that, it 1) lets her off the hook 2) saves face 3) telling people she has an appearance of caring about her daughter 4) yet still is hopeful of her and Azan getting back together, even if she knows deep down that ain't gonna happen. Yes but that is VERY difficult to do - I know we all want that but huge neglect would have to happen. Sadly we have not seen a LEGAL definition of neglect. Her hair and clothes are clean, her medical care seems good, no bad teeth, she seems fed (with fries and junk but she is fed) she is not overweight nor underweight. She is small for her age but that could just be cause she is small. She spends A LOT of time on an IPAD, yes, but frankly so do a lot of kids. Edited to add: It is kinda sad that I went to the DMV and my new place of employment with more records of who I am, where I was born and Gov't issued ID than Nicole did when she went overseas to......get married. In a foreign country.

Anyone gonna watch tonight? Vikings preseason is on tonight so I might go back and forth......

My man did not even have the ring in a box or tin or anywhere. He had to go dig it out of a box in the office!! LOL! Back to Luis: I read the divorce decree - lol. She changed her name when she married him!!! She thought she was in it to win it, I guess. She took back her previous name, got her house, her furnishings he got his clothes. Bye Luis!! Now Molly, here is some advice: Do not contact him except to offer him a one way ticket back to the DR.

I watched the rerun (barf - I was bored) and all that yammering about "If anything happens to me" and "I had a dream I won't make it to 25" none of that could be cross checked. Yeah, well my husband told ME he had a dream I am supposed to have six guys on the side but now he is dead - prove he didn't say that!! (I don't want that, btw., lol) Taking future wife (who eventually dumped him) to that spot and TAKE PHOTOS was a clear FU to the police, to her family, to her friends, to EVERYONE. And I agree about never ever going back to the place where your loved one passed. Hubby and I are hikers and I would never return to the same park let alone the same spot if something happened to him. And if I did go back (big if) it would be to pay respects, quietly, and NO PHOTOS. "Hey!! New Boyfriend!!! Let's go to the spot where I killed my hubby and got away with it!! PARTY ON!" I never picked up the first time how so focused he was on her looks!!! He was yammering on and on about her looks and and I am sure he bragged to his buddies that he was bagging a model who was 10 years younger. For the record, my real life hubby is six foot seven and the chances of me pushing him off a cliff are nill, lol. I would not want to!!!! Just his whole passive aggressive bullshit (sorry) "Do you believe in putting out a wounded animal?" "Intentionally or unintentionally" go screw yourself, jackass. The life insurance policies? Red Flag. My hubby and I have insurance on each other but is nowhere near a million, more like mid five figures. And he ain't planning my death. (I think.) Then to cap it all off - he slept with the dead woman's UNDERAGE sister. What a class act. Where the hell was he when I was single??? Yep - he was WAY too self centered to take his own life. He reminds me of that Mac Davis song: "Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way!" I would love to hear Peter Van Sant's opinion of this jackass!!!

Not to get too off topic.....but yes this family has a GoFundMe page.

Move over Kate Gosselin! New sextuplets in town: Older sons are Saylor, Wales and Bridge, the sextuplets are: Rivers, Rayne, Rawlings, Blu, Tag and Layke. 3 are boys and three are girls (I think) - the older boys sound like a law firm. "Hello! This is the firm of Saylor Wales and Bridge, how may I direct your call?" Okay, found out the boys from the girls: The boys were named Layke Bryars, Blu Wellington and Tag Bricker while the girls were named, Rivers McCall, Rayne McCoy and Rawlings McClaine Yes!

Yes, I am a sped teacher. Excuse me while I gather my own bookshelf, laminator, three hole punch, marker, Sharpies and Expo markers to bring to school. Like the saying goes, education is the only field that you steal from home to bring to work.

I work in the public school system, you don't have to get me going on parents who have "disabled" kids who are clearly not disabled. It is easier than getting a you know......job. My theory on Danielle's son is pure 100% speculation, I openly admit that.

I want a drinking game with Cajun Christmas. Like the little ones will ever remember Cajun Christmas!!! I have two boys, a year apart and they NEVER hit each other with their hands, fists, nothing nor with toys. I am always a bit perplexed why the Gosselin gang and other multipled do this. I get trying it once or twice, as it is a "fight or flight" mentality but it need to be corrected.

Yes the part in the beginning where they are painting, doing clay, weaving, laying out new carpeting, whatever......just skip that. We don't care. We want to SNARK!

Yes she could come out and say: "The nature of our relationship has changed, for now, to friendship. I am here for him but with all that has happened I need to concentrate on May, on myself and bettering me so perhaps there can be a better "we"." Wouldn't that be refreshing? Then again, I just ordered pigs in a blanket for breakfast and giggled while doing it.

I think you are on to something. Sonny boy can have his legal address the same as Danielle's while living most of the time at Girlfriend's house, therefore Girlfriend can say "Well, legally I live here alone, no man to help, no extra income to consider." You are never getting married to her, Sonny Boy. Get a vasectomy please.

She could have completed her degree but never completed the licensing needed to become a teacher. In MN they do not go hand in hand. I doubt they do in TX but we would need a TX to chime in. She could get her teaching license and start out subbing, perhaps being a long term sub as well. (Aren't Miss Career Advisor!)

I think the mom is trying to get her daughter to move out, too. I do like to announce "I'M MAKING SMOOTHIES!!!!" a lot around the house.

I just saw this and I thought it was a joke. Give three french fries per serving of "healthy" food? Just.....no. I was never a food "briber" so maybe I am not in their demographic.

Aw gee, shucks.....thanks! Please note my $3.00 rhinestone headband $2.00 clip on earrings and thrift store "pearl" bracelets. The pearl necklace was the real deal though, lol. And yes the bouquet is what I described over the phone, on my lunch break the Tuesday before. "Yeah, white flowers, around $65.00 sounds good. White roses and carnations? Okay!" Low key me. Yes the other guest brides would have went to town on me!!! LOL!

If I had a Tivo?DVR we could be best friends. I think she named it Murray. I swear that just came to me, no looking it up. That girl needed a friend, a TRUE friend who would say "Guuuurl, we know you love Murray but you are NOT having a hand puppet as a member of the wedding party."

My older son, soon to be 21, was NOT having Santa. No way, no how. My younger one was okay with it......once when he was about 6. I joke with my older one: "So...some day, are you gonna throw Mom a bone and have a photo with Santa?" as kind of a joke. He is like, "No way!!!" LOL! Never really missed it. He also HATED anyone dressed up in a costume. The show can be fun at times but the non stop crying can cause me to reach for the mute button with frequency.