Mrs. Hanson

I will be your BFF Katehearts!!! Call me/text me every ten minutes!!! Oy - when she was talking to her lawyer and said. "He met Vacation Molly. He had to live with Business Owner/Mom/Real Life Molly"..yeah, well.....why are figuring that out now? Everyone is happy and horny on vacation!! Then that pesky real world shows up with the alarm going off at 6am....makes people cranky! Did she know he had his lines snipped BEFORE coming here? Yes because lying in therapy is such a great idea.

Sorry for the mix up!! I do enjoy all your posts though! Will David ever realize he needs to finance the coffee? No. He will find a way for Annie to get a job at Starbucks as a barista (pesky work permit rules BE DAMNED) and get a free pound of coffee every now and then. Or he will ask Chris or his sister to buy him coffee.

I have been to Florida a few times and I have been to open air markets a few times and wow - the fruit is SO fresh and good!! When she said,"Most of our stuff comes from a can!" it was painful, truly painful. Per the poster who said Jorge has no integrity, no money.....OH SO TRUE but you can always get money, integrity Jorge will never have. He will ALWAYS be that mush faced blob who shrugs his shoulders and says, "What? What did I do?" with no clue on what he did.

Okay, Baltimore Betty - let's be friends. This whole post is spot on. David, you are 50. It is not funny to be broke all the time. It is not funny to have fractured relationships with your grown kids, be unemployed, bring a mail order bride half your age home and THEN promise to reverse a vasectomy to start another family.....WHEN YOU ARE BROKE. "I have to pay rent?" Yeah, jackass, ya do. Relying on your sister for money or your married friend Chris? Not a solid income plan, there buddy boy.

I agree!! Everyone here should be doing running commentary on these fools, a la Mystery Science Theater 3000!!!

We have a friend who is between jobs in IT and for other health reasons can't work FT right now. He works at a Caribou, loves it, get health insurance with 20 hours and makes enough to get by. I must add that he is 100% single with no kids, so he gets to do these things, lol. Second bolding: Their anger is misplaced - it should be aimed at Boobs Chantel, not Pedro. I would be HORRIFIED if my son or sons treated their wife they way Pedro dismisses Booby Chantel. I would also be horrified if my daughter (if I had one) was being treated the way Booby is treated. They all need to come to a NEUTRAL third party counselor or get a divorce. I vote option B. Of course, me and my sibs (our parents have passed ) can go to the ATM, grocery shop, do lawn care and be human w/out being in each other's faces 24/7.

I think she did at one time but now they are gone, zero, nadda. She seemed very seriously perplexed when he told her that he really thought money would solved everything. Way too much water under the bridge, the way he heartlessly sold her out to his overly involved sisters. The youngest man in a family of sisters? Peter Pan.....Jorge will NEVER grow up cause he doesn't have to! I just saw a clip on youtube of Nicole and Azan at that open air market.....ENVY! I would be there every day getting fresh stuff!!! Nicole, you live in Florida - you have to have access to farmers markets, no? Apparently not!

Okay I don't have much to add to the very delightful comments per this thread except: I agree that Azan's family was very gracious but I knew they would be. I have worked with folks from Morocco (very small fraction, I know!) but they are very hospitable towards Americans. Jorge: Oh gosh....go away. "Money will solve all my problems!" Ya really think that? Asshole, delusional one at that, David David David......you have to borrow $1000 to LIVE yet you have this dream of a snip snip reversal, that will costs $7000 or so (forgive me if I wrong on the cost) to become a dad AGAIN at age 50 or so? SERIOUSLY??? Annie - you are married to loser who lied to you. Sorry. Ashley - take out your issues with your DAD not Annie. Your dad screwed anything that moved in Thailand for YEARS, don't be upset at him bringing home a conquest. Ashley likes to harp that her dad was not the best dad when she was little. Fair enough, we were not there. But David still can be a dad again, no law against that but the real issue is he shouldn't because he is broke and a loser, not that he does not deserve a second chance at being a dad. Lots of men have late in life babies and are awesome at it, much to the chagrin of their grown kids, BUT........David is such a self centered loser I doubt he would be any good at it. I have also known a few couples who have gone through snip snip reversal and none worked. David - If he looked like George Clooney, or had half the personality of a George Clooney (or John Stamos, take your pick) I could understand the fawning. But he is a pasty white unattractive loser!!! Look, in my world, you could have a hump on your back and have pox on your face but if you make me laugh, I am yours. But David is just so.......blah!!!!! Blah and needy and not self sufficient. Run Annie run! David's sister is the voice of reason - we need more of her. Boobs Chantel - oy. If I had a SERIOUS gripe about my hubby the LAST person I would tell would be my sister or brother. That will never end well. Russ and Pao - still dull. You are not Sophia Vergara so stop trying.

Yep - as someone who has struggled with her weight (thank you gastric bypass) I can tell you, Mollie: Please wear fitted clothes that FIT. Squeezing into too small clothes is super unflattering. Sometimes I don't like the number in my clothes but it is just a number.......

As someone who has a sister who is a licensed family therapist, the TLC therapist is probably pretty low rent; a quality one would NEVER agree to be filmed.

Oh my gosh I just laughed out loud!!! Thank you!

First bolding mine: Molly, I was yelling at the tv during the rerun: "He is not into you! He has an aversion to you! He does NOT want to talk to you!" followed by my hubby calming me down, only to see me go at it again: "Throw his stuff away, change your locks, divorce him ASAP, let immigration figure it out! Tell him if he comes back you are calling the sheriff!!!" Second bolding mine: No, no she doesn't!!!! Forget Molly untangling from Luis - I NEED TO UNTANGLE FROM HER, lolol!!!! Don' they all? Or am I alone in that thought? Oh Pao - "I had a miscarriage.... I know what will heal me! Posing nude with paint over my rack with my parents and conservative husband watching."

Who invites your PARENTS to a modeling shoot where you are nude with paint on you? WHO DOES THAT?

See, and I totally believed him as his mom died of dementia so I thought - poor guy. But in all fairness, I did not look up any videos of him allegedly slurring then blaming it on dementia. Perhaps if I had I would have changed my mind. In a way it was a perfect "out" for him - HIPPA prevents anyone prying too deep plus it ran in his family.

Nicole and Azan: Attracted 55% or Better Nicole and Azan: She Need Many Many Workouts Nicole and Azan: IPad Product Placement Here Nicole and Azan: Stuff Those Puppies In!!!

She had a problem with everyone's wedding.

I agree 100% about the Aqua Bride. Her wedding ceremony was outside - get married first, outside BEFORE it turns into "Are we sitting on the sun?" then eat inside where there is A/C. Yes Danielle's wedding was outside. She was OBSESSED with everything being traditional.

Does this help? She is second from right. Yes, Looked this up to download the image.....DON'T JUDGE ME, LOL!!!! Even the bride in the aqua, who was the most chill bride, ever.....she could not say anything nice about her!!!

You guys forgot "We NEED TO TALK!" About her, of course. Yep and neither Chantal nor Pedro will see or own the other families ownership in the drama that THEY started.

Did anyone see the James Dean episode? Not to sound heartless but wasn't he sliced in half? Wasn't that the cause of death? Were they looking at drugs or alcohol in his system?

Lucky you!! I knew she would be a bitch on wheels when she got up in her fiance's face about the amount of time it was before he proposed. Him: "It was six months" Her: "NO! IT WAS EIGHT MONTHS" or whatever the time difference was - no one cares. Danielle, I have worked with girls like you, I have had guys friends date a girl like you, you are all about BEING RIGHT. Things are gonna go YOUR way or everyone will have hell to pay. She had to have a sit down PLATED dinner. Buffets are for casual events, not weddings!!! I was shocked she had bridesmaids - who would want to be her friend? Yes she had a sever case of the eye rolls and severe judgement towards the other brides. She was just nasty.

I read in interview that David and Katie had no relationship - she was raised by her mother and stepfather. He did not seem bitter about it, it just was. The "music memorabila" to me, means, his guitars, awards, sheet music, perhaps? As someone who has wonderful neighbors, among them a long time married couple where the wife has severe dementia/Alzheimer's and has to be in an assisted living facility, the fact that David LIED about that so he could DRINK is just beyond horrible. Did he live alone? Did no one ever smell alcohol on him? How could he lie about this for so long???

I agree - I am far from an underwear model.....trust me on that one - however if we were to travel back in time where I could have done that.......I would have told The Man In My LIfe "Listen, if this makes you uncomfortable, stay home. This is my work. Ya know.......how we pay the bills?" My current hubby would have driven me there, dropped me off with a kiss and a bag lunch and picked me up with a "How was your day?" LOL! Russ - your seemingly old fashioned values come off as creepy and overbearing. Stop it. I was bored and looked up Pao's Facebook page. Lots of ass-kissing: "You are so hot! You are so beautiful!" And from Pao: "Don't believe the haters!!!" There are A LOT of selfies and and lots and LOTS of her "modeling" shots.

The rerun with the bitchy bride who repeated "peas and carrots" or "ice cream and oatmeal" or whatever was on again today. Put her in the top five of bitchy brides. Her name was Danielle and NONE of the other three had anything nice to say at her when she won an awesome trip to South Africa. "She had a strategy" "She was so nitpicky over little things" and just.....icky all over, inside and out. I do question why the bride who came in fourth had guests eat first THEN sit outside in the sun for a ceremony.

I had to password protect my phone as Google Pay wanted me to (security?) and I am going to have it removed as it is a pain. Edited to add: my kids know it, my hubby knows it, I could care less if any of them look into my phone. Same with hubby: his is not password protected, he does not care. I don't see it as a "keeping secrets" thing: it is if it gets lost or stolen, or like me, Google Pay requires it. Yes, yes she does! I agree. Did she have no friends that said, "Look, you are 42, he is 27. Get down and dirty with him all you want HERE IN THE DR. Do not bring him home to friggin' MARRY!" No one?