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Mrs. Hanson

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  1. Exactly. And in full disclosure: Did my kids watch TV? Hell yes. Mommy had laundry to get done or wanted to balance the checkbook, lol. Thomas the Tank engine VHS tapes were my friend, in moderation. And yes, we all watched "Arthur" and "Clifford the Big Red Dog" on PBS together. Again, in moderation Nicole. Kinda like those fries.......OH SNAP!
  2. Yep I agree. All Robbalee can and should do, legally, is stay in May's life and play nice to be with May as much as she can. I worked in a high poverty school with two social workers, lots and LOTS of family dysfunction and Nicole and May are nowhere near what I saw daily. She is fed, clothed, teeth seem clean, hair is clean and combed and there are no medical issues that seem to be unattended. Sure the food is junky but kids came to school eating chocolate pop tarts, Mountain Dew and Taki Chips....so yeah the fries are not the best but May is not overweight (yet) and she could eat better in her grandma's care. We would call home/work for Mom or Dad to come to school to retrieve Junior as Junior has a 103 temp (he came to school, sick, actually) and they never came. Edited to add: that was one day out of 188 student days, and only one kid. I won't regale you with tales of the hundreds of other students over the other 187 days. So......Nicole is not Mom of the Year, and frankly I can't stand her or her Fantasy Land World but the chatter about Robbalee getting custody is unwarranted. I, too, would set a timer on that Ipad and introduce better foods and I don't know.....play with her? Make her a priority??? Yes I sound holier than thou but now that my kids are 19 and 20 I still miss laying around with them while playing blocks, making train tracks, playing Legos, reading and just being goofy. (I am not crying, YOU'RE CRYING!)
  3. Yep - I agree. I just wish May was not in the middle of this mess. Per Nicole's stepdad being 80: Hey I am 53 (youthful if I say so myself) and little kids wear ME out!!! LOL!
  4. You took the words out of my mouth!!! When I saw that Instagram post I had to put down my order of French fries......
  5. Lots of reception sites will not allow shots because people get so hammered s o quickly. The episode before? With the....ahem....odd groom who wore a top hat when they won? Odd duck for sure but a very sweet couple.
  6. Kara was on today - she who wanted SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! She was even more unpleasant the second time around, especially with sweet Emily of the Christmas theme and Christine of the Chevron theme. It was a bit of retribution as Shots Kara walked into the first church in her satin dress and let's just say the girl needed spanx. Tummy bulging and you could see her belly button through the dress!! Super unflattering, just like her personality. Again, glad she came in fourth and sweet Emily came in second. The other loud bride was first.
  7. Just think if Nicole went for an empire waistline dress with sleeves in a softer ivory or softer white. Coupled with a new personality she could look quite lovely! Per BoobsChantel - I, too, was "blessed" with the thin body big bust body although BoobsChanel is thinner than I was in my twenties. I, too, fielded questions about my "fake" boobs and I did not dress to show them off. Yes they are real and no you can't touch them! Per Nicole's little brother - funny how he and Olivia and the other kids/teens are the sage wise ones on this show! Per Robalee - You remind me of a mom who was a pushover on a SYTTD episode. The bride to be was trying on dresses outside the budget and began to whine (yes whine) that Mommy needed to take out a new credit card to pay for it as that was the ONLY DRESS ON PLANET EARTH that would make her happy. Her other, wiser daughter, looked at Mom and said, "Well, this is what you raised! Deal with her." Sounds like Robalee - you raised her, now deal with her.
  8. I hate that sizing.....what if it doesn't fit me? LOL! I can't help but imagine that scene in Ghostbusters when the Giant Marshmallow man is overtaking the city! Citizens of Rabat - beware!!! Silly you!!! That would require spending time with Mae - we can't have that. Too funny!!! And sadly on point!
  9. I have known/still know a few people from New Jersey, they are perfectly nice people. These "Joisey Brides!" do nothing for the Garden State. The nasal fry, the fist pumping, the "That dress is total Jersey" (not sure what that means.....) but just bring it down a notch or twelve. Glad you love your home state, I am a MN gal through and through - I would never say "That dress is total Minnesota!" as it would mean it either had snow tire chains on it, a road construction sign or a mosquito the size of a quarter on it.
  10. I want to make clear I am NOT the expert, I am the poster who worked in the 99% Muslim/Somali school and had LOTS of appropriate conversations with my awesome co-workers about their religion. (I say appropriate as well.....workplace and religion......hello? HR?) Oh it is gonna happen!! To Nicole, at least. No they are not. A candlelight white or ivory is much more flattering. I wore the you know what out of my white dress BUT it looked good on my skin. I was open to other colors however!!
  11. Not the expert here, far from it, but a Muslim man is HIGHLY expected to raise his kids in the Muslim faith.
  12. I just saw this ad for the first time. She is.....odd. Okay - new annoying commercial: people have FEET FOR HANDS! It is for anti fungal ad and it is just creepy to see people shaking hands with their foot/hand.
  13. But you see, that would make sense and we can't have that on this show!!! Luis bugs for many reasons, but that smug holier than thou attitude/look on his face just makes me want to punch him in the throat. And I am a mild mannered girl from Minnesota. If Luis got a job like you described, Molly would be afraid of meeting a girl his own age or younger with no kids and leaving. Actually that would be a gift at this point but Molly can't see it. Let him sponge off someone else for a bit!
  14. As annoying as Nicole is (well they all are, actually) Molly and that VOICE are just vomit inducing. And what she has to say is even worse: "I think Luis is not understanding this" or "I think I may ask him to leave....." I am paraphrasing but that "Oh gee I am not sure what to do....." is just rage inducing. His name is not on the title (we hope and pray) so ask him to leave and if he refuses tell him you are calling the sheriff to have him evicted for trespassing. Seriously, I do not play. You brought your vacation f&*k back, you tried to change him into what you wanted, you placed your children below your vacation f&*k and they resent him and you (especially your older one) and well.......live and learn, cut your losses and move on. This is coming from someone who remarried last fall to a guy I knew since we were kids and we dated for a year before I introduced him to my kids. The first time they saw us kiss was our wedding day, so I am coming from a different viewpoint, obviously. I had zero expectations of him being a stepfather. Didn't force anything and it it all came naturally. So I was glacier pace - Molly was WARP SPEED AHEAD!!!
  15. Ugh I tried to watch that youtube video and even fast forwarding it......ick. Just her voice and her reasoning: "I tried to talk to you, you never listen......." Azan is so NOT in love with her. Nicole just does not get it - Islam culture is NOT into touching between men and women, even some cafes still have separate seating for married people. Can you imagine Nicole? "No I want to sit with AZAN! WE ARE MARRIED!" She is so bull headed and delusional. True that, sister. I think the law was passed in 2005, perhaps 2006. And it needs to be repealed.
  16. Oh my gosh I love it. I am in NO WAY defending Nicole but I belong to a wedding board where people post their "Back and Married" photos and let's just say there are A LOT of girls out there with arms that are.....not fit and still wanna rock that sleeveless look when a bolero or a dress with sleeves would be so much more flattering.
  17. I agree - and I am in no means an expert but my last year at a 99% Muslim school taught me a lot. Azan WILL want to raise his kids in the faith. I know I am speculating A LOT here, but by all accounts that is where this is headed. The folks who were Muslim were top notch - totally devoted to their faith. The call to prayer, praying five times a day - Nicole will struggle IF she converts. Plus that chick is not giving up bacon or pulled pork anytime soon. I am not picking on the Muslim faith - not at all. It is just in most families you adhere to the religion. Hey - my mother in law is a DEVOUT Lutheran. My hubby, in his youth, dated a few girls of the Jewish faith and did NOT bring them home, lol. He was to marry a LUTHERAN girl, dammit!! And he did!!
  18. I heard $795 - bit with alterations and a veil it will hit $1100 easy. Baby Beluga should have gone my Amazon route - $60 baby!!!!
  19. Per Russ - Lord why are you letting your lower Man Land run your life? Pao - you fell in love with a Steady Eddie, homeowner, employed, know where he is, cares A LOT about you, why are you trying to change him? Russ, himself, is not my physical type, but his overall type is appealing: HE HAS HIS SHIT TOGETHER. Or getting it together. Now.....he is floundering in Miami, where he clearly hates it, being verbally abused by his wife's BFF and worse his wife is allowing it. Russ, go home to Oklahoma.
  20. My thoughts exactly. In all fairness most brides need help dressing. But Nicole.....well she gives new meaning to the saying "It takes a village." I say COR-set, for what it is worth.
  21. The cost of the dress or her boobs!! RIM SHOT! Thank you, I will be here all day, please tip your servers. Yes, followed by complaints of "Why isn't everyone here eating the pulled pork sliders????" in a whiny voice. Family Chantel: n Go away - you are all weird, creepy and rude. Get your noses out of Chantel's business. Chantel and Pedro - you all made plans with out telling your families, lying to them about everything because "They love us and will understand!" Guess not, huh? Edited to add per the Nicole Wedding Dress Horror: Look, my arms are not my best feature. They are nowhere NEAR Nicole level, but they ain't Michelle Obama level, either.....lol!! I chose a wedding dress with, you know, SLEEVES. And a built in bra. Just sayin........
  22. I would pay to see this, and Pao's reaction.
  23. She was also a chiropractor - maybe she should have brought in her table and adjusted everyone!! LOL! Maybe at my wedding (heck, I have been married twice so let's make that weddings) the LAST thing on my mind is gonna be work. Did anyone see the one that came after the Zumba Bride with the woman who was renewing her vows after 25 years? I am curious about Holly, the sunflower loving bride who came in second. She was 29 but was her groom a lot older or was he an early gray kinda guy? I did not see the whole thing.
  24. I hope David did get the snip - a baby is the LAST thing this situation needs. David you owe back child support yet you charge your son $200 a month to live there? The one WITH A BULLET IN HIS FACE? Then he justifies it: "It is only $50 a week!" If he is 18, working FT, school FT or some combo it should be nothing.* Then David says, later, he will be at friend's houses three out of the seven nights. Call me cold, but if I were that son I would come back and negotiate a per night deal, kinda like a boarding house. Nice way to make your son feel welcome, there David * = my viewpoint, I know all will not agree. And I will call in sick to work to watch every delicious second!!!
  25. The rerun today is the Zumba instructor leading a Zumba class at her reception. Okay, this is so self centered, vain, self indulgent and WRONG. Lady, I am a special ed teacher, I am not going to get up and lead an IEP meeting at my wedding. No one wants to exercise, they want to sit, eat and drink. You are fit, we get it. My brother is a personal trainer and the thought of him getting up and leading everyone in exercise is laughable.
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