Mrs. Hanson

I agree - it was VERY unflattering to her. Yet another bride who insists on a "Strapless Mermaid" when they should NOT be in that style. Her gut looked big. Yep - classy affair, classiest bride for certain.

Okay, I watched this last night with my 19 yr old son in the background, packing for college. It opened up some interesting dialogue between us, that's for sure!!! Max: "I ejaculated inside of her." Really? Tell me more, Obi-Wan, I had no idea that is how a baby is made. You are my only hope to learn about pregnancy. SHUT UP DEAD EYES MAX. A baby does not need an agenda, let alone YOUR stupid agenda about recreating the "perfect" family. You were not Oliver twist out on the streets in late 1800's London begging for gruel. You had a DAD to take care of you, jackass. I get the very strong feeling his girlfriend/incubator wants to place that baby for adoption as she actually had some plans, some dreams, none of them included looking into his dead cold eyes. Her parents want him GONE, yesterday. When the mom was like, "I come home from work and I see his car there I get a pit in my stomach" I yelled at the TV: "TELL HIM TO LEAVE!!!" Like I need another body in my house, answering questions that I ask my own daughter. That was really creepy, like really creepy. It is uber controlling. Diego - I have nothing to say about him, all of it has been said, especially @Ijustwantsomechips: calling him dick lint. That is actually too nice a word really. Per the shower: No, he probably did not want to be there, I was not into showers when I was pregnant myself, lol, but ya know what Max? You take a few hours out your day, put down your stupid phone, smile and say thank you for people that took time to shop for you and come to the party. It is not that hard, really. And Diego, ya know what else? You are lucky you got out of that party with out black eyes and a bloody lip, cause I am sure there were many people who wanted to beat you like a motherf*&er at the end of the party.

Okay - I dare someone to watch this an not get a bit teary. Larry Fitzgerald is a MN boy done good. (There is my college education!!) I love this commercial as Larry Fitzgerald has made millions, has millions, yet he finished that degree. Good job, Larry!!! Plus there is nothing like a love a son has for his mom. (I am biased, I know!!!)

I thought it was a joke too. But it's not. My hubby said the same thing! We are both 53 and he said, "Are that many people our age without teeth? They all need dentures??"

I agree 100% with this whole post. I am kinda sad that little Roos Jr will someday lookup footage of his parents yelling and saying "I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT YOU!" but then getting pregnant. "Oh Sonny, we deed eet all for yoooo. The moneeee!" Yes to the fighting crap - really? That is how you solve stuff? Get up and walk away? Every? Damn? Time??? When you are fighting that much now - how will getting married fix that?

Good to know. I will still go put on my shawl, play bridge and shoo kids off my lawn.

Good point.

So according to the upcoming previews, Jon and Rachel sleep together right away? Am I old fashioned or it that a little soon? Just me? Okay then......

Something else I have noticed, that you semi touched on, was foreign born parents seem to get a hold of baby name books from the 1950's and 1960's. A lot of Margaret, Linda, Mary, Susan.

I respectfully disagree. That dress needs the bride out of the dress then some lighter fluid and a match. I just rewatched Dracula's Castle and Marie smiled ONCE, when her groom was reciting his vows. She looked pissed during her own wedding!!! Here are the scores: Zoranda 87 Karen 75 Anumita 74 Marie 61 Zoranda was "Family First" and announced her pregnancy at the reception. I do have a question about Zoranda's wedding though: Her ceremony was a Jewish ceremony yet her dress had bare shoulders. I thought that was a no no, but maybe because it was not in a temple it was okay? Karen was such a sweetie - I loved her dress, I loved her venue. Any of the three could have won and I would have been fine with it. But Marie was ROBBED! It was GRAND THEFT, I tell you!!

I fell down 10 stairs when I was 19 but, to be blunt, I was drunk and it did not stop me from other stairs or drinking in the future. I thought the same thing - I knew where it was going with a lot of talk of "feelings" and "vibes."

On the show Outdaughtered there is a Hazel. To answer your question, as someone who works in a public school I have seen no Hazels, ever.

I am really sorry if this has been answered, but did Ricky never speak to Miss Wonderful? It was only texting or email?

Go for that soon to be 38 year old!!! YOU GO GIRL!

I agree, I would not raise my eyebrows at divided foam plates nor a dirt floor. Neither would be my thing but I would not judge. I WILL judge when it appears that a wedding was thrown together on a too low budget and guest's comfort was sacrificed. Too little food, cash bar,not enough tables and chairs, etc - I have lived it. It then appears that the couple over invited to receive gifts. I have been to a few of those and it never helped that the bride and groom spent more time talking and dancing with friends than thanking their guests. You can do both, I have (twice.) Yes her manners were not acceptable. Bubby and her live with his parents? (I thought they did, perhaps I was wrong.) You can afford a tractor? You can afford khaki's and a shirt.

It may not always apply to this show but a Dr Phil saying I like is "Never miss an opportunity to shut up." Wait a minute.....paging Nicole!!!! And Azan! And perhaps the whole Family Chantal! That is what I have thought too, plus I believe the vast majority of people from Kentucky, Georgia and Ohio are really good, hard working and caring people.

I remember ....and a Talking Orchid" - Ruby was beastly and (well they all were, really except Jessica) and she was the one who said "As long as Jessica didn't win" - I think the other three felt low brow or low class compared to Jessica's yacht. Amazed that the bride in bare feet won. Bare. Feet. Jessica said she was OCD and liked things just so, compared to the others who were maybe more low key? I dunno - but they did NOT like Jessica. Oh well - their loss!

I agree and I don't want to keep on the "Wow was she ever sloppy!" drum but when I travel I wear a comfy one piece dress with a little stretch in it, leggings and cute shoes with good soles. A denim jacket rounds it out. You can still be comfy AND stylish. Rachel looked like she was making a midnight run to Walmart for diapers and milk - not that I have ever done that.....clears throat.

Jon is short a little bit like Nicole is heavy just a little bit.

I notices the camera angle was very deliberate to NOT show her face. And if Dad has joint legal custody, good for him if he made that demand. I would have not allowed my child to be filmed at all if I could have helped it. He should apply because foreign chicks are SO hot and into dumpy divorced broke guys with fanny packs. All the rage, I tell you!

I find I need a shower and some penicillin when they come on my tv.

How much does it say about me that I can remember their names? Taiya, Chelsea, Rachel and Josie. (I swear I don't have a DVR/Tivo/VCR....nuthin') On wedding boards that is a hot topic: Wear red! Wear purple!! Don't wear black! Don't wear jeans! How about letting me dress myself, jackass? After all, IT IS THEIR DAY - GET IN LINE! As someone who, as we all know too well, just got done planning and executing a wedding, one reason I can tell you I am still standing is I engaged in NONE of that stuff. No one cares if your tables are round, oval or square. We don't care about the ribbon color on the chair sash, favors, matchy matchy bridesmaids, bridesmaid proposals - huh?? I preferred people NOT wear jeans but hey if they did......who the hell really cares? I want them to attend. None of my family wore their new BIBS for goodness sake!

Yes, even Meghan Markle couldn't get fast tracked, and she has CONNECTIONS!!!

And like Danielle's kids she will turn out to be the wisest of the bunch!!!