Princess Sparkle

Sicario? If so: "Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick 100% of your ass!"

You know, I said Dumb and Dumber at first too, but I wonder if this was filmed close to his Rio scandal, or a few months afterwards. Because then Liar, Liar would be the first thing that would pop to mind at the time.

I caught that line and his "Tough break buddy!" to Mike when I rewatched the episode earlier. I always watch the episodes a few times, because I always catch new lines each time, but Richard's tiny asides consistently make me laugh hardest. Mainly because they're so earnest.

I can't even describe the noise I made when Richard cheerfully said, "That was a long one! She must be at a light." Sam Richardson is a delight.

Peggy Sue Got Married "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

@Petunia13 is right, I do have a lot of Kylie lip kits, and I really love them. My favorite long lasting matte is Kat Von D (hands down), but Kylie is a close second. Fair warning though - you can't return or exchange Kylie kits, so I always look at a billion swatches before I order.

10 Things I Hate About You "What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch!"

Charlie's Angels "Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!"

Bowfinger "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

Is it weird that I knew exactly which movie you were talking about without having to look it up? I'm going with "no."

The most surprising thing in the episode for me was how much I enjoyed Harry Styles's songs, especially the first one. I also wouldn't be opposed to him pulling double duty as host/musical guest some time in the future. I thought this was an OK episode - I didn't find anything terrible, and some things were great. I actually really enjoy when there are just musical bits for the cast to do, because everyone in the cast always looks so happy - I thought it was so cute in the monologue that Vanessa looked like she was having the time of her life dancing and singing (her smile was huge) and that when Bobby noticed how happy she looked, he turned and gave her a hug. There were also some little moments I enjoyed - Kyle yelling "THATS what you did??" at the end of the United/Pepsi sketch cracked me up, as did Kenan's "You sound like if a pizza learned how to talk" in Family Feud.

Earth Girls Are Easy "You took a vow of hospitality for all in need." "I lied."

The Best Years of Our Lives? If so: "Get those nail breakers!"

Just saw this on Hasan's Instagram - he'll be hosting the White House Correspondents dinner.

The popular guess is Randall Emmett, a movie producer. There have been a myriad of reasons why people have guessed him, the most recent being that she wished her man a happy birthday the other week, and it was his birthday that day.

I think I pulled something laughing at Kate during WU. "What would he look like if he had a stroke while saying 'Cheeeese'?" and "That's a smile that says 'I got a fish in my mouth and I'm trying to keep it in there!'" had me on the floor. Also loved Che's tribute to Don Rickles at the end of WU.

Apparently, the pants shitting scene was not in the original script and was something Judd Apatow suggested and insisted they add, and Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumlo finally acquiesced. I wish they hadn't, because that scene sticks out like a sore thumb.

That's right, and then before MK would speak with the police, her lawyers demanded she have immunity for whatever she told them.

I saw photos of Luke Perry at the Glaad awards this weekend, but couldn't figure out why he was there until I saw this article linked on Go Fug Yourself. I hadn't realized how close Luke Perry was to Alexis Arquette, and reading his statements/seeing him speak gave me a whole new respect for him. Good on you Luke Perry.

I'm going to get a full size Drunk Elephant Frambroos serum. I got the sample in their Nightbright kit, and I liked it waaaay better than the Sunday Reilly Good Genes (which I thought smelled like cat pee). I might pick up a couple of the new Kat Von D liquid lipstick colors (Miss Argentina is calling my name!), but other than that, I need to do some more serious planning. Would love to hear what others are getting.

Rush Hour "I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe; I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!"

My biggest disappointment has always been Diorshow Mascara. The way people go on and on about how it's the holy grail of mascaras, I thought my lashes would look like falsies after I put it on. Not at all; after 3(!) coats, it still looked like I barely had any mascara on period. The other one that jumps immediately to mind is Exfolikate. I got a sample from Sephora before I took the plunge, and thank god I did. You're supposed to rub it in for two minutes when you're in the shower. I barely rubbed it in for 30 seconds before my face started burning and I had to wash it off. My face was bright red and slightly burned for three days.

"Jokes Seth Can't Tell" is probably my favorite segment after "A Closer Look." Even though I know the ending will always be the same, it makes me laugh every time.

Easy A "Yeah? Well I'm taller!"

I have to say, one of my all-time favorite line readings (since this is all in the delivery) is Cartman in Cartman Joins NAMBLA: "Well, someone's just going to have to go in there....and take one for the team!" That episode has some great lines, because I also love Cartman talking to "Hung Daddy" and saying/typing "Man, dude. This guy is tiny. He must be a dwarf. Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off" and then Garrison's "I do not have sex with boys. I like men my own age. AHH! I mean I like women. I like titties!" I'm also a huge fan of Randy's: "Where were you? Your mother was worried sick and I was watching TV!" and "Stan, daddy only used that word because he thought he would win money!" And again, it's all in the delivery, but Mr. Slave all tied up and innocently asking "What's wrong Wendy? Do you need help with your math homework?" makes me laugh just thinking about it.