Heathen

Thursday, but yes, that figure does seem awfully high. I would guess it was maybe half that amount or less than half, unless they counted the food costs, dress, tuxes, and everything else.

Too many rumors about Josiah's sexuality and whether he was truly miserable. Rumors is the operative word here and it went too far.

Jill must be maaaaaaaaaad about the Duggar/Wissmann wedding. Not only was she not invited and probably didn't even know, now Tim/Heidi aren't the fundie wedding of the year. 😆

@Salacious Kitty, pray tell, what is their wedding website? Google shows sites with incorrect dates and places, some wildly so. Unless I see it myself, I don't believe it.

That photo of Michelle made me wish for a bucket of water while I checked for flying monkeys. The first photo was taken before the vows -- Stephen doesn't have a wedding ring on, but he does in the reception photos.

How do you know that Ma and Pa Kettle Keller were invited?

Why do you think it's tight? I think it's fitted properly (more anti-Duggarism).

I read SM as something else entirely. Now that my brain is filled with images of Jill as a dom and David as her sub, please pass the brain bleach. And order some more too!

Younger than that -- she was sister-momming by the time she was old enough for the first grade. But there is a world of difference between doing that and running on Duggar time, and working for people who are not your family, don't care how special your parents are, and probably expect you to show up on time and do your job.

It wasn't in last night's article. Either the article was edited or it's (essentially) a whole new article.

And then bloated.

I'm not talking about that apostrophe. I'm talking about the article's multiple uses of "the Wissmann's." You don't need to correct me about the proper usage of "brothers-in-law."

Did you notice the apostrophe abuse, too? The magazine's editors should be ashamed of themselves.

Pics. Lovely dress, but truly shocking for a Duggar. I guess hell did freeze over. https://people.com/jana-duggar-marries-stephen-wissmann-in-elegant-arkansas-wedding-exclusive-8694077

I grew up with Mennonites in Kansas. Some are stricter than others. I'm guessing that marrying Baptists means the Wissmanns are on the less-strict end of the spectrum.

I thought of another one: Jana and Stephen: If Sarah Maxwell Can, So Can Jana (or some variation)

Jana and Stephen: Hell Froze Over (or Heck Froze Over) Jana and Stephen: Next Up, Michelle Gets a Pixie and Jim Bob Eschews Hairspray Jana and Stephen: Nebraska, Here She Comes! Jana and Stephen: Hello, 911? My Oldest Daughter Has Escaped Jana and Stephen: The Fundies Fooled Us

It feels inevitable that two siblings from one fundie family would marry two siblings from another. I'm surprised it hasn't happened before.

He's 31.

I thought so too until I looked up the marriage license myself. Good for Jana, good for Stephen. I hope they are good to each other and only have one or two kids. https://cisarkansas.com/search/?I=3376501

And of course, she's got John and the Golden Penis front and center in the Insta photos. Daughters? What daughters?

I think you're right. They're floating through life and apparently getting everything they want without working for it, so they almost certainly haven't considered that the party (party party) might come to an end.

Desperation? His biological clock was ticking?

Not to mention the risk of cellulitis. That would really give Carlin something to whine about.

Not to mention it's clearly a lie that her face is lighter than her body!