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Good lord, his hair -- his entire head -- is unfortunate. Married within six months is my guess.

Self-esteem issues, maybe? Or just painfully shy?

Women don't count in their cult once they've pushed the kid out. Then they're nothing until the next pregnancy.

Covid schmovid. RSV what? Idiots.

Why did they use a Rodriguii photo that is six (?) years old? I counted the kids. The babe in arms is Janessa, and not an in-law in sight.

The Smiths had another boy, Weston Slade, born earlier today. The fact that it's a normal-ish name surprises me.

Which is what I said.

Gee, Kelly and Gil, maybe you should have ACTED LIKE PARENTS and done what was right for your child! Did they let their other kids decide at age three if they'd get vaccinated or take medication? (These are rhetorical questions.) I cordially despise Gil and Kelly. Also, those original hearing aids are probably lost in the shithole that is Chez Bates.

Physical therapy requires a doctorate now -- it used to be a bachelor's degree plus master's. No way in hell would a Bates ever do that, even if they could, with Kelly's shitty "homeschooling." I think you're right about Trace's alternate reality as a non-fundie normal guy, although maybe generous when giving him B grades.

What, her idiot parents couldn't grift a pair from some "sweet" hearing-aid company?

Filters -- her nose is disappearing, too. And nobody has skin that even. The saddest part of Addallee's homeschooling "graduation" is that whoever made the decorations misspelled "high school." It's always two words, not one.

Too girly. A manly manliest man such as Trace couldn't be expected to make a living taking care of older people.

Josie's as much a self-centered con POS as her sister Carlin -- the only difference is that Josie's husband actually works (and Josie did too at one point), so their nice lifestyle wasn't exclusively built on the backs and dignity of their children.

Jana and John are 34, born January 1990.

Alyssa is sure what than Whitney?

I read that as Backstreet Boys dresses. Please carry on. Don't forget the ankle-length throwbacks Michael(a) wears. Those probably come from Atelier de Keilen, not BSB or wherever the hell Josie shops.

Well, that'll hide a pregnancy until they need more content and clicks they're ready to announce it.

I have to wonder if toxic Kelly and Carlin turned Katie against her in-laws, and put a bug in her ear to leave New Jersey. My only other conclusion is that Katie may be even dumber than the average fundie.

June 2025, maybe.

Regardless of age, it isn't always that easy for some people to lose weight. Katey had two kids in less than 13 months. Let's give her a break or maybe just say "good for her" that she can still fit in her wedding dress from three years ago.

Poor Hailey. Now not only will she be one of many in Batesville instead of a loved child who's treated as well as she deserves in Clarktown, she'll have a Golden Penis younger brother. Life as she knew it is over and she's not even a year and a half old yet. Gawd, it's depressing.

They have to make sure their wimmenfolk behave when they're away from home. Can't have them deciding to take to the hills and do something wild.

Is Ellie the one who was recently photographed wearing spaghetti straps with her sinful bra straps showing? That's the equivalent of normal people going to the grocery store wearing pasties and a G-string. I feel bad for Tiffany. I mean, on one hand, she married a Bates -- one of the laziest Bateses, which is saying something -- despite better alternatives. She could have done so much better. She kind of deserves what she gets. But I still feel bad for her because I get the distinct vibe that she's the black-sheep DIL because she isn't white. And that's just gross.

So what was the comment?

Only ten kids for Tim and Franicia White (according to their About section). They must not be gawd's favorites. https://www.timandfranicia.com/about Back to Josiah and Lauren: I wonder what F and G kids will be. Frank Duggar, Fanny Duggar, maybe Franicia Duggar in honor of Heist He Way's mom. Gary Duggar, Gertrude Duggar, Gail Duggar?