Heathen

Please tell me they didn't misspell "ceremony" for their ceremony.

Sorry about your childhood, Hailey. There's a Golden Penis in the house now and you no longer matter. Travis looks like a freaking idiot in his frat-bro outfit. He's a father of two, for chrissakes.

Josh is 6'. He's the tallest of the family. I don't believe it's a coincidence that he's the oldest and the tallest -- because he was probably the only child who wasn't weaned as early as possible and who actually got enough nutrition throughout childhood.

So they did actually get married? What a big difference between this wedding announcement and Jana and Stephen's. Congratulations to the latest married couple. Pics on People. I have no opinion about the dress, but that shade of blonde washes her out big-time. The nude lipstick makes it even worse.

She's saying that from the perspective of a fairly newly-converted zealot who thinks that her gawd will provide and make everything peachy-keen. When she has little kids and is trying to manage a household (and a zillion diapers) on next to no money with no help from her husband or monster- mother-in-law, she might see things differently.

She would probably be offended if she knew about Katie Scarlett O'Hara Hamilton Kennedy Butler Butler's antics. Something about Bri creeps me out. I can't quite put my finger on it, but she is deeply disturbing. Honestly, I get a beats-disobedient-children vibe from her.

I think Travis might have an ounce of sense in that matter, although Katie's lost whatever brains and sense she developed in New Jersey.

I wonder how many tries it took to get that perfect shot. I also wonder why Travis Jr. is having a difficult time with oxygenation.

I think a year or year and a half at most. ETA: Not even a year yet, on second thought. Kelly strong-arming anyone would require some effort on her part. My guess is some "sweet friend" felt sorry for the kids and put out the word to get them some help.

What are their other cars? A Jeep and what else? And why do two adults who don't work need three cars? (Don't answer that one -- it's a rhetorical question.)

Same, please.

Honestly, that was my first thought.

Who is the "someone"? I don't think Renee wrote it, either, but just because a someone wrote it on a website doesn't make it true. I could write that Jill Noyes Rodrigues has exemplary style, but you guys (and anyone else who's ever seen her eyeliner and horrible clothes combinations) wouldn't take it for, um, gospel. You'd just think that I was the batshit-crazy one.

I have to say that I do like Carlin's house. I know it's beige and a little boring, but it's my vibe. My cats would probably promptly decorate it with cat barf, though.(But I bet it would still be cleaner than Carlin "What's a dust cloth" Stewart's.)

Anybody else watching Homicide: Life on the Street since it's finally available to stream? Our favorite tree, Michael Michele, plays a detective on its final season. I have never heard someone say "you son of a bitch" with less expression than hers.

The point is that shit is rolling downhill right at Timothy and Heidi. They don't deserve that. As far as avoiding her, it's easier said than done to avoid your own mother. I speak from experience.

Jill posted a photo of Timothy and Heidi exchanging vows, with words over it. "We are so thankful that Timothy and Heidi chose purity in their relationship. (new line) It brings God great glory!" Grossly inappropriate and intrusive.

Please don't give them any ideas! You've heard about that other cult, the FLDS, and the beds Warren Jeffs kept in their "temple"? For him to deflower his child brides as soon as they were pronounced husband and wives.

Ok, then. "Jeremy flew in our friend's from Florida." Your friend's what, Ellen? Dog? Cat? Next-door neighbor? Microwave oven? Whoever said it, it's a second-grade level error.

"Jeremy flew in our friend's from Florida." Your friend's what, Jill? Dog? Cat? Next-door neighbor? Microwave oven?

Seriously! This goes for Duggars and Bateses, too. If you don't want to read snarky comments from strangers, don't make your photos public. Not everybody thinks you're so damn wonderful and above criticism. Idiots.

Exactly where my mind went! RIP, Chandler.

I thought so, too. I understand what they're trying to say, but it does seem inappropriate and squicky.

That would be even weirder, considering the enmeshed-togetherness of the Rods and most other fundie families. They're all each other's best friends, you know.

You make a good point. I'd like to know why two out of three brothers were in the wedding, along with one brother-in-law. Why not include the other brother and in-law, especially when the latter is the bride's cousin? Maybe Heidi was trying to avoid having any Rod girls in her party (good call), and including two more Rods in Tim's party would have made that unavoidable. Perhaps Heidi has more going on north of her neck than her hairdo.