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It’s spring time, which to me means it’s time to break out my spade shovel. I’ll never not look at that thing without thinking of ole shovel jaw herself! Even the little plastic digger my kid just got to dig in the sand with at the beach looked like her old effing face. I guess of all things, she should be thankful Bryn got her jaw and facial shape from Hoppy. Well, at least as far as I know. Because we are not supposed to know what she looks like. 🙄😉🤣

Yep! But easy money talks. Chelsea has NO backbone and is gonna ride the gravy train like the rest of them. She wants to sit at home in her flannel and beanies (WTF? Do you have a bald spot???), calling and texting Coleyyyyy all day at his job. I’ll wait to see her clean house and home cooked meals. I’ll wait to see her out grocery shopping. She’s lazy AF, and whiny too. She can’t even man up and go to pick up Aubree herself, Cole has to do it. I’d feel so much more for her if she had EVER owned up to her bad decisions. But Randy cleared up for her and now Coleyyyyyyy is.

I’d really love for Ramona’s tag line to be something about her being more Morgan adjacent than Sonja. Considering Avery works for Chase Morgan now. I honestly think Avery is probably in higher regard than skanky ass Sonja. 🤣

I still love this whole bunch! Puppy gate and Jovanni gate is wearing me out. As is chubby Katie in VPR. These is just giving me joy! VIVA!!!

Cheese and rice! I have no words that are appropriate at this time. I wish them all the best of luck in the benefits line? I guess? If y’all can’t stand to sit a spell with Sad Panda, then good luck with real life! Don’t let it hit ya where the good Lord split ya! 🤣 Which zipper? And also, if you don’t have your Bebe’s kids with ya, why you need to rent a vehicle??? Limo, town car or whatever!

I honestly don’t care WHAT they have penned up in there, it’s disgusting. There’s no way that anyone goes out there to tend to those pigs. The smell is got to be AWFUL. Between the pigs and chickens, and the moldy sinking house, they must have fried out their olfactory senses with all the smoking, because I just don’t see how anyone could tolerate the odors they must have lingering all over the laaaaand. Not to mention, I’m sure there are dead birds already, and you know no one is bothering to dispose of their carcas’ (carci?). This is NOT “country living” or “farm living.” They are so fucking gross.

What in the ever loving F?? It’s wrong on so many levels, and also why would ANYONE post this on SM? This is not something to be proud of??!!

How does she wear those crop tops with that belly??

Oh sweet baby Jesus, can all their stories be over? Please??!! I would just die if they all got that same call as Bristol did.

Was Ramona’s match maker the same as Lindsay on Summer House? I already watched & deleted this week’s Summer House, I’ll have to find it online.

Ya’ll crack me up! I have never been to LA. I’m sooooo excited! Does anyone know is there a Bravolebrity Star tour of any kind? Or, what star tour would you recommend? I googled and the TMZ one looks kinda cool?

Not gonna lie, I will drive a mile past a gas station on the left to go to one on the right. I’m going to be sad when little Pat hits his growth spurt in real life. He’s just so preciously cute! Same thing happened with Dewey on Malcom in the Middle. I know it’s how life works, but still 😔

Oh I totally get it! I decided (for my own mental health) to move to a different state because of a terrible ex. The PTSD factor is real, I know exactly what you are saying when you refer to your MIL.

If the PO says no, then she can’t go. When I was on probation I had to get a signed travel letter every time I left the county. I had to provide exactly where I was going (address), the dates I would be gone, and how I was traveling (car, plane, etc). I had a couple of “blanket” letters for personal use, because I live in a city that crosses 2 states and did a lot of back and forth across the border for work and holidays (family lives on the other side). But if I was ever going away for even just an overnight, I had to get those specific signed papers. I was actually allowed to go on vacation to Mexico, the judge actually had to sign off on that one. I’m sure it varies from state to state and case to case, but I think what I experienced is pretty standard.

It kills me that Lu doesn’t know that she’s not on parole, she’s on PROBATION. What a dolt! Every time she referenced her “parole officer,” I was like NO! It made me irrationally stabby.

OMG! I totally thought it was Victoria, too.

At this point, Chelse (and Cole) are both going on 30 and should recognize the stress they are putting on Aubree and see if it reflect onto Chelsea, who at 17 or whatever decided to get knocked up by some loser. TBH, that should be their goal. Not all this BS about fake adoption. Chelsea maybe should look in a mirror about her own daddy issues and see where it all went sideways. If they don’t figure it out, Aubree will be a TM4. Clearly, Chelsea had Randilicious and Mary as parents and she still mananged to get prego and put off her GED. That did not curtail her from still fucking Adam and prob would have continued until she met COLEYYYYY at the gas station. This girl wants to erase her past SO BAD!!! Most of us has have been there, done that, without the TM pay check. BUCK UP, CHELSEA! 🤣. Isn’t that your whole MO?

I’m sorry this has happened to you, but that is kind of an extreme case. I do not see how this is comparable to Chelsea and Donna. Has Donna attacked, harmed or assaulted Chelsea? I get she violated the order, but then Chelsea should have involved the authorities not Cole. If Chelsea didn’t have Cole, I’m sure she could care less about this. It was a free every other weekend to her until her new baby daddy showed up.

Well since she has made it PUBLIC that she has joined a group that is based on anonymity, I’ll wait for all her steps to be posted and documented on SM. Until then, I’ll call BS on this. Usually people that are sincere about seeking sobriety don’t announce it.

Welp! My bestie and I have booked a VPR trip to LA. We are total homers, and we are good with that. Neither of us have ever been to LA. It was between this and a jersey Shore trip. I honestly cannot wait! Bring on the goat cheese balls and pumptini’s!!!

My basement and my basement steps are better than Sonja’s. And my townhouse has a $90k mortgage. And my kid has literally pissed down the basement stairs (yet mine are stripped, cleaned and recovered). I love my house. Watching Sonja in her basement...I can smell the damp rid bucket from my grandma’s basement.

Visitation at the center is....umm not great. Have you ever gone to visit an adult in jail or prison? It’s like that. No one wants to be there. I get the icky’s every time I enter one of those places. For Adam or whoever to go to the school to have lunch, come on now. He had to have checked in at the school (our school now has a kiosk! It’s awesome except for the ugly worse than DMV photo it takes of me). If Chelsea had a no contact orders, the school would have that on file and the RO would turn him away the minute he tried to get buzzed in the door. If the judge explicitly said no visits at the school, the school would enforce that. I hardly suspect Grandma Donna is the devil incarnate. She has made some bad judgment calls, but my mom has also told me multiple times “you didn’t wear a bike helmet and you are FINE!” I scold her and say things are different now Ma! 🤣

A big ole YEP! Which is why it’s so obvious that none of these jokers has taken the time to get any assistance or therapy for the situation. I’ve taken many parenting classes (licensed foster parent) and they preach to high heaven the “Barbie” syndrome. The kid inherently knows their bio is not awesome, but in these kids minds no matter the age or abuse they have endured, mom is beautiful as Barbie driving a pink corvette and living in a mansion. (You can apply this to any gender, you get what I am saying). Poor Aubree, who probably knows by now that her mom really just prays for her dad to OD and die. It’s ok to have those feelings, but you don’t let the littles know!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck?

And this is exactly why Chelsea and Cole are handling this whole situation so horribly. Has it EVER been explained to Aubree that even if she wants Cole to adopt her, he legally CANNOT. Quit perpetuating this false hope. Until Adam is dead, signs a TPR, or is ordered a TPR, Cole cannot adopt Aubree.