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MONKEY!!!!!

Right. Unless she got her period walking from the limo to the front door, there is no way she couldn’t have had the driver pull over at a Walgreens for her to pick some up. She remembered her 5 diamond rings, but doesn’t have a sleeve of tampons in her luggage? She was also staying in Hannah’s room, which I would guess is an en-suite, and probably has supplies in the cabinet. JUST A GUESS. Luann is being a total B right now, but good lord I would NEVER want to be indebted to Bethenny. Here comes Jesus Christ. Did she pay for the rehab? I’m very confused about this whole situation. Barbara was some sort of emergency POA and Bethenny “got her a room”? How charitable of you, Bethenny. Show how you really feel about the things you do from the goodness of your heart.

Why is Sonja lugging her purse around the pool and patio?

Someone is channeling Kail.

They could have been cordial about it. They act like they are the perfect couple model and they ARE NOT! Jax should be groveling at all times. And then on to the Billie debacle. Let’s be real here. Brittany dissed on Billie because of her inherent beliefs. That scene was so beyond fake, Brittany was struggling for words where she really just wanted to say my people will not be OK with you.

It’s called a booty call.

I still think they had the party there because she got comped and she’s broke. Hell, I’m having my son’s party at Sky Zone this weekend, and it’s hella expensive. But he’s worth it 😉

Jax and Brittany were total dicks to Raquel about the puppy party. I’ll wait, and hopefully Jax sperm is so fried they won’t ever be able to procreate. Some day they will be crying for friends to attend their puppy shower.

Lala is exhausting. She needs to be institutionalized if this shit is for real (it’s not). It’s drugs and alcohol. Supposedly she is in AA now.

So she is NOT ok when Jeremy doesn’t have time for Addie (and she is with Dirty Jason). But then she breaks up with Dirty Jason and she hops back on Jeremy and all is peachy keen. Oh, OK. Totally computes in Leah world. P.S. the whole time her checks never stopped coming in. MONKEY!

Thank you! I am so tired of these drama queens taking to SM every single time they feel slighted. She’s still crying over it? Grow the fuck up, Leah. You are nearly 30 years old and have 3 kids and 2 divorces under your belt. You’d think she would have toughened up just a bit by now.

Oh like he’s the only douche bag QB to ever exist. I’d pretty much guess 90% of the starting QB’s in the NFL are total jack holes. On another note, my #32 Chiefs shirsey is set to be delivered tomorrow!!!! HBDC! So effing pumped to have my boy here. I was on the beach at spring break with the fam when I got the ESPN blast they signed him. I hollered so loud my son said mom hush! 🤣💜💛❤️💛⚜️⚜️⚜️

Nope! They’re in the industry don’t you know? I’m sniffing a class action law suit after all is said and done (if that ever happens). None of these are going away quiet from the MTV teat.

It sucks so bad for me because she was Billie to me. I loved her and rooted for her for soooooooo long. I am and was so anti Hope! F’n Rinna went and ruined my whole life!

Do you have DSL’s?

BUT HER DAD DIED!!!!!!

Why is anyone trying to diminish what LVP did or did not accomplish? I don’t get it. She is fierce in her love for animals, she has proven that. Her name was mentioned on CSPAN. Y’all can’t just say hey that’s cool? I’m not a veg, I eat and cook meat. But I love my baby fur boy to the moon and back. (PS, I fucking hate dogs. But I admit it. They freak me out, they smell and they are WAY too much work. Alas, we do not own a dog or portend to. CATS RULE). I give kadooz to the work Lisa has done. I certainly don’t have the time, money or energy to do what she does!

Either way, Lala cannot be taken seriously. Sucking on a baby bottle? Crippled by panic attacks ( aka probably close to OD on something), to the point of laying down on the floor of a party bus after exposing yourself multiple times and commandeering a DJ booth? Oh but wait! She’s in AA now!! She can do whatever she wants! I hate when people use the program as a PSA or excuse, which is what I feel she is doing.

I would like for them to point out that it’s not that you are from Inidiana, it’s because it’s YOU, Amber. I am also still waiting for her to come out and admit how wrong she was about Matt. She defended him until she was blue in the face and then poof he was gone, and she was prego.

About as good as the Tierra Reign spring collection. Coming to you soon! Even though spring season is over. Don’t worry, the I AM WHAT I AM, green eggs and ham collection is coming at you soon. My good lort all these fools live by about a 2 second retention span.

I kind of felt bad for MJ. She looked like it was hard for her to get around, more than I’ve noticed. I’d give a million dollars that I don’t have to have more time with my grands.

And then on the bridge Ramona told B she would be alone always. I don’t recall if that was before or after or during the Jill fight, but I still agree with Ramona.

I don’t understand how she keeps booking “gigs.” How is she not “Weinstein’d” from the z list by now?

Yes, she was VERY adamant to Andy that she would never ever get married again EVER! Now, we all know things change, but I feel like with everything else in her life she lives in absolutes. Which is exhausting.

Why she wearing George McFly’s pants??? Wow she looks awful. Tuck them tits into your waistband, Jenelle. Like seriously there’s what maybe 3 inches between her left boob and the top of her jeans?