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That was the boringest tell all ever... Angela's fat was hanging over every wedge of fabric. Which leads me to... Someone should've told Tiff that she had 3 identical cleavages. I thought Yara and Natalie looked pretty. Julia looked like a cat left out in the rain. Crisco belongs in a pan, not on your head. There's something else going on with Mike and Natalie. I think he's paying her off for something and part of the terms is that she keep her mouth shut about certain topics (except for Hookergate which she obviously can bring up whenever she wants). Brandon is just as bad as Julia and seems to get off on throwing her under the bus. Angela is pretty cocky to be strutting around looking like a nutty candy apple on a stick. Mike's shrugs and sighs make me ragey. I feel like we were cheated on not getting to see Tiff play out "Not without My Daughter (& Son)" South African style.

I think Natalie and Mike broke up a long time ago. She's still trying to keep up the facade for the sake of the show and he's over it. I think most of what she does is her inane attempt to be quirky and cutesy and she's neither. Her whole "I have a room there" at Julia's was probably a slip. I don't think she's actually lived with Mike since the "wedding." For one thing, despite her supposedly not leaving him until Christmas Day, her cooking videos were filmed at Julia's and she was releasing those over a year ago... .

Yea, those were way bigger, rounder, and perkier.

Roi Choi is amazing. He's absolutely a "legend." I grew up eating and loving the strawberry shortcake bars.

I love Dr. Now, and I think he legitimately cares, but he is not a mental health or pain management doctor. Most of these people need intensive therapy. Sending an 800lb person home with a sheet of paper telling them to only eat 1200 calories a day, or simply telling them to "quit smoking," is the equivalent of sending a heroin addict home with the instruction to stop shooting up. If it were easy for them to follow a simple diet and stop overeating then they probably would've done that already. Sure, the accountability to him probably helps, but IMO they need way more than that. Then there are those like Sean who lack really basic life skills. After his first visit He said that Dr Now had him on a 1200 calorie diet but that He had no idea of what that was in "actual food". He had a nutritionist working with him in rehab and a PA who came and fixed meals for him on occasion, but what he needed (in addition to those things) was an old fashioned Home Ec class. Someone to teach him how to cook, how to budget, how to shop, etc. I hope that they're getting additional help off camera.

I don't give AF about Natalie and Mike. She's done some shitty things, he's done some shitty things, and I'm not sure either one of them even LIKES the other. Go the way of Dani and Mo and go live your best lives...preferably someplace with a lot of distance between the two.

Chuck encourages this behavior by standing back and wringing his hands when things go awry. Tiff is a piece of work, but when Ronald angrily stood up with the laptop I flinched. Im Not on either side, but I would take the threats of him keeping the kids seriously. I wouldn't even pack. I know she brought a lot of this on herself by choosing to have a baby with and marrying a financially irresponsible guy with a known (and mostly untreated) addiction, who lives in a country she had no intentions of relocating to. However, since she can't undo past decisions she can at least make better ones moving forward.

Shh...that's for Season 2 of the spinoff.

The $750 wedding mother was on TLC's similar show, Extreme Cheapskates, about 6 years ago. There are videos and pictures online that prove that the weddings shown on TV (this daughter's and the previous one) were staged. I don't know about the other families, but that one seems to be a fame 'ho who will do or say anything to get on TV.

Not so much.

I think he spends money like he doesn't need it. He's gone for 3-4 months at a time and while he's on the boat his room and board are covered-as is his transportation to and from. He's basically returning home with 3-4 months of salary burning a hole in his pocket. He's been single and apparently vacationed a lot. Dude has never had to concern himself with the minutiae of daily living expenses for extended periods of time.

I recommend doing so with a pint of whiskey. Or vodka if you'd rather be on point.

I don't get it. I know drama pulls in the viewers, but are people REALLY tuning in to watch Angela berate and flash Michael's family and for Tammy to body rush Kolini?

It's a huge stressor and one I wish they'd focus on more. It's difficult for both people. For the first 8 months my husband had to rely almost completely on me. He was able to drive, but that was it. He was house husband, stay at home Dad. When his temporary green card arrived (it got here before the work permit, making the permit completely useless) he got a job as a living historian at a local historical site. It paid just enough for him to put our son in daycare and give him gas money, but the important thing is that it got him out of the house. It was good for his mental health.

Might I introduce you to Steven, of Steven and Olga? He was so jealous that I legitimately feared for the baby (and Olga's) safety.

I think I'm leaning towards Greg's side, but regardless that scene was hella cringey and not in a good, trashy TV kind of way. This season almost makes me respect Clare more. I hated the way she continuously blew off the other guys, but at least she went for it. She didn't drag it out for the sake of entertainment and ratings. If Katie really was in love with Greg then she did have options.

Yes, I get that. I've been watching since Shannon noped out of the FS on Alex and Tina Fabulous got a touchdown in heels. I'm fine holding my suspension of disbelief as a viewer watching it for the entertainment factor, as a potential cast member, however, it would be a different story. I remember seeing Flynn complain in an interview that "they're not falling in love." It was then that they started allowing the happy couple to have clandestine meetings while they waited for the show to finish airing. None of this is conducive to fostering the "love" story they're itching to air. IMO they oughta get overnight visits before hometowns. It *almost* makes more sense to sleep with multiple people when there are more of them than to wait until F3. When there are several left its still more of a casual thing. The physical intimacy is less weirder to me when there are still several of them there than when there are only three and they're professing to love all of them. What if they meet the folks and then find out that there's zero sexual compatibility?

Same. I could swallow a lot of it for the sake of entertainment but no way could I accept a proposal from someone who, just a few days earlier, was crying because he couldn't choose between me and 2 other women. As a dude I couldn't propose to a woman when, the day before, I was creating a pro/con list with a toothy reality show host.

"Too long"? Yara should have sex when she's ready and when she wants to, not by following an imaginary calendar or schedule. Now if, for some reason, she's having physical or mental intimacy issues then she might want to talk to her doctor, otherwise it's between her and Jovi.

Is somebody starting to question his adequacy at the pull-out game? 😁

Even Gwen thinks her son's being an asshole. When your own mama takes the side of the woman she previously accused of using you for a Green card... Methinks NonJovi may have some legit issues. His behavior does not seem normal. I know Greek guys who act more mature than that at mixers during Rush Week.

I have a connective tissue disorder that's made it necessary to get dentures and double jaw surgery at 40. I don't think Jeff's tooth situation is poor dental hygiene. From the way they're missing and the way his jaws move I'd say he lost them in a fight and had his jaws broken. I mean, it's still fun to snark on. Just my 2 cents.

Mama Daonte oughta meet Grandma Ray.

I lost all my hair because of COVID. My cheap Party City wigs that I bought for fun snd paid $8 for still look better than Lady Ramen's.

These dumbasses who spill their secrets on national TV and say they hope their partner never finds out is the equivalent of a kid covering their eyes during hide-n-seek and thinking nobody can see them.