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The best looking thing about Andrew is the empty space he leaves behind.

I've had 3 Benadryl so this better be exciting.

As someone who also has a 5 head, bangs are our friend.

Mom & Dad got into an argument today. He watched Phillip's funeral and was telling everyone in the hospital that Prince William was my husband (to Dad all Brits look and sound alike). He kept wondering why he'd left me and the kids at home-and who the redheaded guy with Pete was. Nope, Dad doesn't have dementia.

It was an episode full of people who looked like other people.

And Ira (Donnah's father) looked like Rudy Giuliani.

And also The Masked Dancer. (I'm the one who watched it.)

That's actually something I learned when living abroad: you tend to gravitate towards people who share your language and country of origin regardless of age and gender, especially if you're in a rural place that doesn't offer a lot of interaction with fellow countrymen. When I'm traveling in the US and I meet someone twice my age from the West Coast it's usually just a brief exchange of pleasantries. Pick us up and set us in Hungary and it's like, "You're from Oregon and 51?! Omg, I'm from Kentucky and 22! My sister!!!" Instant buddies. The cast's lack of interaction with Natalie may be due to behind the scenes drama or could be Natalie keeping people at arm's length. It's interesting.

The host is Shaun. She's hosted the Tell All for the past several years/seasons.

I still like Julia, but she speaks with all the authority and confidence of a young person who thinks they understand it all yet knows very little.

I was a freelance writer before my own novels took off. I wrote web content, nonfiction ebooks for clients, romance novels as a ghostwriter for a popular author, white papers, marketing materials, manuals...While it is possible to earn a living this way, the field is extremely competitive. Does Darlene have any professional writing experience? Because she's going to be competing against former journalists, NYT bestselling authors (yep, even some of them take banal writing jobs to make ends meet), professional copywriters, marketing execs, etc. And that's before you even get to the foreign workers who will only charge 1/18 of what the job is worth. She might be able to do some part-time gigs, but it can take years to earn a living this way. There's no stability in it and the pay is not good. It took me about 3 years before I earned enough to quit my day job, and I had a fairly decent writing resume with bylines in national papers and author cred in one of the most popular travel series out there.

Especially since they were booked on someone else's credit card using miles. Had Darlene booked the ticket through her own card then she might have gotten a refund or a percentage of it IF the tickets were non-refundable. But on someone else's card? That would've been credited back to their account. And from what Molly said, she used miles to get the tickets, not cash. I kept thinking that, sure, the tickets were free but what about hotel, ground transportation, meals... I'm a former travel writer. This crap irks me. I thought Molly was going to admit that she was attracted to Darlene, not David. Didn't see the death coming at all.

I feel the same way about Julia.

I hear ya. I started having panic attacks a year ago. I had a mild heart attack in August. Honest to god, the panic attacks felt more like a heart attack than the heart attack: nausea, dizziness (sometimes I have full on syncope and lose consciousness), tingling in my arm, chest pain, tachycardia, elevated blood pressure... Someone described it as that feeling you get when you're leaning back and your chair is about to fall. And it can go on for hours. Fuck Mother Drew for questioning Amira.

Beau said there was no baby, that it was just a rumor. Maybe she got breast implants and gained weight? Not sure. Her face actually looks bloated at tines, though.

Time to bring out the eviduhns binder cause that whole scene was clearly filmed at different times and spliced together. Her "I know" may not have even been in response to his mom's compliment. Her boobs, hairstyle, and jewelry kept changing every few seconds. Their storyline is pissing me off because they really seem to be going the extra mile to fraud us.

It could very well be a hair piece or a wig. Regardless, it's still pretty so I don't mind if it's not real. COVID caused me to lose most of my hair. Wigs have helped with regaining confidence.

Justin hangs out on Reddit and he's a super sweet guy. He looked great at the end.

At this point I am #TeamHarris Stephanie is a sex tourist but Harris just wants to provide a better life for his family. At least his intentions are understandable. I am loving Yara. Whenever I see a woman give birth I simultaneously want to push and cross my legs. Well done Mother Jovi. What she did was incredibly kind and thoughtful. So Mike and Natalie had to be a reenactment, right? Her boobs, earrings, and hair kept changing. Andrew is creepy AF but while Amira might not be the brightest bulb to be screwed, at least she walked away. I envy her hair. I am more excited about the Tell Off than I should be.

Thank you. My husband looks like a teenager, lol.

Jewelry can get lost and bags go out of style. A nice ass, though... Pretty sure the shoes were recalled a month later.

Next week looks awesome!

I asked for Shape Ups for my 2nd baby. I wanted a better ass...

Probably not when he was sober.

Pictured: me with ALL the drugs.