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I'd say this depends on the husband you've got. Some men appreciate the affection and will understand that it takes effort to keep you that interested. If you have an entitled shithead (like this one who felts his parents owe it to him to stay together despite his being out of the house out of the country. to the degree that he's not speaking to them) it's wise to train him like a dog: Give him a kiss when he's a Good Boi (gets you a drink/offers you some of his food/compliments you/asks you to dance/pulls out your chair.) Don't give him a kiss for smiling/breathing, or he'll think that's all it takes.

"You were my first love, and you'll be my last love." WHAT the actual shit is she talking about? *Also... fuck you, Luke. We haven't forgotten.

MotherChantel has a new collection of tiny beachwear hats that need to be seen by the world.

Survey says...

Roos was absolutely positively 100% without a doubt supporting the baby's head and neck properly. Pao sucks,

Err. Live chat experienced a premature e-lock-uation. I blame Annie's bedside hotpot for popping the breaker.

It's Andrei's labor.

My wife could've done laps at 4cm.

Six couples that hope to marry but come from completely different worlds face intense scrutiny and questions about whether the relationship is true love or true love of the money and the lavish lifestyles that follow.

If they both stopped giving him everything he needs, he'd be the State's problem again in no time.

As long as life doesn't get infinitely more stupider.

Add me to that list.

Alexis will never talk to Shar again.

What the actual fuck is happening here.

TLC execs reading their bios:

Slumdog Millionaire.

What is the one movie you think everyone should watch before they die? *Not the day they die, specifically, just any time before they die.

Michelle: I'm in the game, mofos! I have WORKING traps, people, watch out! (An hour later: shelter catches fire while cooking food from working trap) Nathan: I'm an expert fisherman and basically the Gandalf of fisheries! Watch me massage these eggs out! (An hour later: fish eggs try to kill him like Alien facehuggers) All of us:

He definitely still does. His face when he's trying to express what he means to her in either a) English, a language he's still at a 4 year old level in or b) Spanish, which she's great at but it takes up too much of her brain trying to understand/speak it - it's painful. **He actually did make perfect sense when he calmly responded to Chantel's outrage at being treated like an untrustworthy foreigner who doesn't deserve their child/sibling despite having done nothing to them with "That's how I feel every day in Atlanta." Chantel should call up the translator she took to MomPedro's house, and ask them come translate between her/her husband. The conversation would probably go something like this:

Yes + biggest distinction IMO: Pedro loves BayBeeChantel, Azan abhors Neekole.

Jordan's rabbit head soup was probably delicious. I liked his monologue about how the animal parts healthiest for us are the ones that look the least appetizing, and the corroborating chyron. Also he managed not to burn down his shelter while cooking it, always worth extra credit. He's my favorite as of now, along with Brady (SERE specialists get my respect, that's a hell of a livelihood and he was trained specifically for this.) If Brady doesn't take this win I think it'll be because something terrible happens. Michelle had a little fire, then it seemed she extinguished it, then she had a big fire? Did she accidentally pour gasoline on that sucker?

Ray, I liked you. I did. But you're not going to convince me that your best friend was the only thing to catch and eat. No matter how angry he got at him, Tom Hanks did NOT eat Wilson.

There are many more Seans out there. Looked like:

Because class.

Paul and Karine are not on this show. They're on The Other Way.