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I don't think so, I think he grabbed her arm so she couldn't hit him again and said "Listen/wait." I don't like him, but I didn't see him shove her.

Azan can correct me if I'm wrong, but... I think it's a wedding where you give him a month before you come so he can finish up with his other mark, then he picks you up at the airport and doesn't hold your hand because you can't do that in the airport, then he drives directly to the administrative building to get the license and doesn't hold your hand because you can't do that in the car or administrative buildings, then he drives you straight back to the airport.

Messy, sweaty, intense.. So is childmaking of you do it right. Both are amazing.

The bed needs to be used for something.

He's a little demon. Let's call him.

Pedro, you damn fool. You don't need to go to the hotel and talk. You need to go to the hotel and convince your wife again that she's the only woman you see. This requires no words, so you have a chance.

She's waiting for Pedro to get really "bored."

Speaking of pissing on a table, here are Chantel and Pedro.

Andrei, maybe you can jump on the table and piss on the food. That would be a little more subtle.

Me neither. Andrei's dad walked in and was expecting an angry platinum blonde with 3 dragons.

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This just in: Adam is NOT a superhero.

You just need $240.

Adam's door says DUI Doctor. Remember when Ambulance Chaser was an insult?

Larissa hopes Debbie rots in hell in Jamaica.

We just had sex and that's it. What's the big fucking deal?

Did someone call the cops?

As with all episodes, live chatting for tonight's episode should take place in the Rice-A-Roni thread:

100% she did and she's a jackass, full-stop- along with every other reality TV parent- but if people are really cursing that kid out it says a lot about them. It's rich for her to get uppity when she proudly talks in THs about how bad her child is, but at the heart of it I do agree that the child's free of sin here.

I don't like when adults comment or name-call little kids either. (My son's a holy terror climbing all over things, not for a lack of parenting.) And it's not Dracula's fault that her stupid mother is on this stupid show.

Corey thinks it will tell the world something about him if he can win unwinnable Evelin's love.

"Everything is different when Americans do it." -FamilyChantel

No "I'm sorry" but he did admit he was wrong and should have just left. MotherChantel apologized "for snatching his sister's weave out BUT" she "needed to protect her children."

What was the first live concert you ever attended?

Accurate.