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The "What is rape?" conversation has run its course. Topic, please.

Starcasm, I believe.

Is Kenya as hot as Phoenix?

Yes. Also? Paige is ridiculously gorgeous.

This was the only couple there was no photo for. Do with that what you will.

There were quite a few moments when I felt Elena's eyes/mouth/nose/ears would just slip right off of her face and onto the floor. Like Mrs. Potato Head. What is that?

Or because she looks so much like the oil pit guy from Waterworld.

The 'roids are strong with this one.

I worked on myself, babe.

Darcey, 44 (Connecticut) and Tom, 39 (United Kingdom) Darcey is back on Before the 90 Days, but this time she’s got a new man. British businessman Tom is Darcey’s ‘James Bond,’ and he’s just the positive energy she’s been searching for. Although they met online four years ago (pre-Jesse!) they never exclusively dated and never met in person. Now Darcey is finally ready to travel to the U.K. and hopefully start a relationship that will last a lifetime. I should win a fucking Emmy for this topic title. I made myself LOL.

Timothy, 38 (North Carolina) and Jeniffer, 25 (Colombia) After coming across Jeniffer’s online profile, Timothy was instantly smitten. Now, he’s traveling to Colombia to meet her in person for the first time and plans to propose. But with Jeniffer being a total knockout, he’s worried she won’t fall head over heels when they finally meet. Plus Tim’s close relationship with his ex-fiancé, Veronica, as well as the pressure of proving himself to be a capable step-father to Jeniffer’s 18-month-old daughter, may be hurdles that neither of them are fully prepared for.

These look like two people who make good decisions.

Rebecca, 47 (Georgia) and Zied, 26 (Tunisia) Rebecca has three kids and three failed marriages, including one to a Moroccan man she brought to America on a spousal visa, but she’s ready to try again. She met Zied online and fell in love, despite the concerns of her friends and family that she’s making the same mistakes over again. To discover if their love will last, Rebecca has planned a trip to Tunisia, and her goal is to leave with a ring and a new foreign fiancé.

Benjamin, 33 (Arizona) and Akinyi, 25 (Kenya) As a divorced father with a five-year-old, Benjamin wasn’t having much luck with meeting women from his hometown, so he broadened his search and found Akinyi. Benjamin now has his bags packed for his first-ever international trip to meet her in Kenya and ask her parents for her hand in marriage. It won’t be easy, as Benjamin is not only the first boyfriend Akinyi has ever introduced her family, but also—as far as they can remember—the first white man to visit their village.

Caesar, 46 (North Carolina) and Maria, 28 (Ukraine) A hard-working nail technician, Caesar has spent over $40,000 to financially support Maria, the beautiful woman he met online, for the past five years. Now Caesar is planning to travel to the Ukraine to meet her, but Caesar’s coworkers are afraid she’s been scamming him this whole time. Once he meets her in person, Caesar plans on getting down on one knee and proposing to the woman of his dreams—but is Maria everything she says she is?

Avery, 19 (Ohio) and Omar, 24 (Syria) At 18 years old, Avery decided to leave the Christian faith that she was born into and become a follower of Islam, much to the displeasure of her family and friends. Shortly after joining a Muslim dating site, she met Omar. Even though Omar lives in war-torn Syria, they fell in love online and got engaged. Now traveling to meet him for the first time in nearby Lebanon, Avery must decide if a lifetime with Omar is worth potentially living in an unstable, battle-scarred country.

90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days returns Sunday, August 4th at 8/7c.

Not trying to ruin lives here, but this isn't fusilli. It's rotini.

This thing you gave me by the windmills IS an engagement ring, right?

Thank you, as opposed to: ...who never loved me.

This one starts at 9pm ET. [Live chatting only..]

Laura arrives in Qatar; Tiffany confronts Ronald about his bachelor party; Deavan takes Jihoon's parents out on the town; Corey attempts to win over Evelin's family with magic tricks; Jenny and Sumit receive crushing news.

Makeup is not for everybody, babe. But anyway. Stir the rice; I don't care if you have a small glass of wine but you're obviously highly intoxicated. Darcey and Jesse will always have three things: happy memories of bicycling in Amsterdam, this thread and Rice-A-Roni. Darcey and her new man will have their own thread even if I have to cut this shit on the bias to get there.

I don't know yet, babe.