Drogo

I only watched it 762 times..

Anastasia and Drizella. Drusilla was the name of Spike's original girlfriend on Buffy: Vampire Slayer.

I make no representations about how The Shmalmighty Shmalpha-Male Andrei will respond when faced with the birth of his child. Just kidding, of course I do... "Why are your parents at this hospital? Did you tell them we were coming here? Don't tell them my businesses! NO! That's my entrance, not her exit! Libby, stop it right now, you are making a mess! Make her go a different way out!"

"Explaining this is not what I want to do right now." -Andrei

She sounds less stupid.

You can't unsee it, but in my experience, that's not how he'll remember it. He'll just have more respect for it now. (Like if the Andy in Toy Story ever found out that his favorite toys could talk and move around by themselves.)

The slot machine's probably armed with explosives and a remote detonator. Deb's phone:

I totally get Andrei's position, but his execution... what shit. Maybe try telling her how you feel and asking if she'd be okay with you going to meet him and a little "I know it's expensive, but please, this is really important to me" instead of "I'm going and that's it, find the money and that's it, go pack my bag." It's as if someone told him Marvel's looking for a new Hulk.

She reminds me a little of Vanessa Huxtable (Tempest Bledsoe's character on The Cosby Show)

Yes.

Corey, man... you're in the wrong place. Deavan's oral hygiene is tragic. Jihoon's right up there with her.

Corey, how do I say this gently... She fucking hates you and hopes you die.

Sorry, not sari.

Police kick in doors when it's reported that someone's in danger and no one's answering the door. They draw their weapons in a hostile situation, per protocol. Guns drawn ≠ guns blazing. It's not like police show up unannounced, you can see and hear them a mile away. When you're having a domestic dispute and you hear sirens approaching, get to the door before they kick the fucker in- go outside and put your hands up while you speak to them. Colt's just useless at life.

It wouldn't, but it's hard for him to move quickly down the stairs when he has his mashed potato body shoved into a size 12 nightgown and tiny heels.

He was wearing Debbie's clothes at the time and dancing to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up."

Topic, please.

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Corey's arrival in Ecuador is not as he expected; Deavan is off to a rocky start with Jihoon's parents; Laura takes drastic measures to improve her sex life with Aladin; Paul receives upsetting news regarding his permanent residency in Brazil. Airs 7/1/19.

Larissa's second arrest threatens her life in America; Nicole pops the question to Azan; Jay's infidelity could cost him his freedom; Elizabeth braces herself for drama when both families unite for the first time; Paola's old friend stirs the pot. Airs 6/30/19. *The episode like many others before it is available On Demand nearly a week before its scheduled air date. If you have not watched the episode and don't want to be spoiled, you should stop reading now.

Jay - installs a dating app within hours of wedding, fucks women in barber shop bathrooms, introduces said women to his wife at cookouts. Andrei - forbids his wife from associating with her family, screams at her in anger/touches her in anger, violently overthrows baby shower, refuses to work. Pedro - salsas with sister's friend, won't spend his alone-time with his wife (who he needed alone-time from) unless she mends fences with his family.

She has actually watched the IzYuOvulatin'Oowee on her television. Everything that's happened since she saw the IzYuOvulatin'Oowee makes her an absolute pathetic fuckhead. Sarah's "on tether" for the rest of her life, but she can still hope for Mike to fuck up, get sent away permanently and she can just move on.

"You could've been killed, she could've been arrested." The difference is that 50% of that sentence actually happened and the other 50% is the dumbest shit anyone ever said.

He's cost them $600 before making landfall in the States.

A makeup artist once explained to us that some faces "can take a lot of makeup" - in other words, there are so many convex/concave areas that if an artist was inclined, they could change the person's entire face around if they apply a lot or use the wrong color choices. The trick she said was to not fall for it and stop when enough was enough. That said, Iris... is gorgeous with and without makeup. Her enthusiasm makes her more so. Keith's a smooth-looking guy in the vein of Geoffrey Wright. Full disclosure @Jack Sampson and @STRIDER1 - Teevee Wife Amanda struck me as a pain in the ass; the girl who only thinks someone is husband-material if they're already someone's husband. Jamie is a tool, but matching him with Elizabeth seems extraordinarily cruel. What do you hate? Racism, animal cruelty, ableism? Nope! People who show up a few minutes late to things. Fuck off. Full-BIC-head is a bold choice, but only works if you're either a) really jacked or b) really good-looking. You're c) a man who gives you shit about having car trouble and looks like a walking peen shaft.