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Mr. Tony has it all.

He's injecting mashed potatoes directly into veins.

*adds @Auntie Anxiety to People To Save In Case Of Zombie Apocalypse list*

It's spelled s-h-i-t.

Scott's friend Shar is lovely. Why does she hang out with him?

Is it just me or is this showing up as Love After Lockup on your TV and not Life After Lockup? Does this even need it's own forum?

His caregiver looked like she'd been cryogenically frozen and they forgot to thaw her out.

They also call the dead trees (that have the potential to fall and kill them) "widowmakers" on this show.

Not useful for getting out of the 10 year commitment to minimum living expenses, but still useful towards keeping assets you had prior to the marriage.

Chyron: Each of the 10 areas has pros and cons. Kind of a big fucking con for Jordan, show. I also liked him at home with his kid: "Say 'Hi Mama. I'm on the roof.'" I was so impressed Donny had some head of hair on him, then I saw he was 38 and my brain couldn't reconcile that and I'm glad he left so I wouldn't have to. Would've liked to see his shelter's final result, though- he was definitely winning in that category.

I love summer.

He overstayed his visa when he visited the last nightmare woman he swindled was in love with.

Andrei when Elizabeth is repeating all the shit her sisters said about him: Andrei at a baby shower: Andrei regarding Elizabeth's pregnancy cravings: Andrei moving out of the house his FIL gave him for free: Andrei being offered a job: Andrei during Elizabeth's labor:

IMO the non-asshole embryos in Libby and Pao's abdomens raise their averages. Like a bad hotel with a really good rooftop bar. Re: Chantel and Pedro, certainly there are many couples whose very happiness depends on one not tagging along when visits to certain in-laws are made. Those couples simply do not visit each other's in-laws together, and instead spend that time apart and enforce boundaries with their respective families re: shit-talking the absentee partner. The only thing that matters is the way they feel about each other, but unfortunately both Chantel and Pedro are so baby-brained they believe happiness can only be gained from Kumbaya+FamilyPedro+FamilyChantel.

F: Phoebe. She was a massage therapist, for crying out loud. And I quote: M: Monica. I love some good food and a clean house, but I would never say that to my wife. Monica would just do it and enjoy it. She could have all the hoarder closets she wants... K: Rachel. The best thing about the show ending was that Rachel would finally shut the fuck up.

How do we get one of these shirts to Jenny?

Nurse. And Olympic Gold Medalist of Shade-Throwing.

Only if you follow the rules. F: M: K: Go

It's happening: we're playing F/M/K with the FRIENDS characters. F: M: K: *bonus points for explanations why.

Reminder: Posters are allowed to come down on Chantel/Pedro/anyone else as much as they'd like. This is a snark site and everyone on the show gets a pretty even amount of shit from us for how stupid/annoying/hideous they are. (Particularly this season where it seems the only innocent castmembers are still embryos.) What's not allowed is disparaging other Primetimer members for their comments. Feel free to disagree, but do so civilly.

He's gonna love their Primetimer thread title, then. It's the remix:

It was included in the "Extended" episode. (I can't with the extended episodes, once is enough for me.)

Michael Smith. Michael Smiths are far more reliable than John Smiths. Just ask Pocahontas.

Wasn't he John Smith/UK Fashion Model for the first few years?