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DadElizabeth is beating Annnndreiii in this dick-measuring contest. "You're prideful." "So are you!" "Yeah but I'm being prideful sitting in my $2M house, and you're proud without a pot to piss in and your pregnant wife starving at home without my assistance."

How many of those guys did SisterPedro play Hide the Longaniza with to to get "My wife is coming here to be with me" met with such viciousness? These are supposedly his 45 closest friends? "I married. I have to remember." Fuck off, Pedro. You shouldn't have to remember your wife, you should love her. I used to like this fucker, too. Kind of!

You're obviously not watching Love After Lockup, thus your life is incomplete. They're harvesting far more American dollars than our 90DF'ers. Also, crack. Stay my side.

"I told her I was going to the North Pole. She told me to give Santa Claus a hug. I know that fat bastard lives around here somewhere." Come on.. that's funny.

Mileage varies, but I think it's actually the smartest thing I've ever heard one of these boneheads say with regard to raising children. "I don't want you to give my kid a complex and I'll forego $ support to keep it from happening" is a hard thing to say and often in the best interests of the child's emotional development if Dad's going to drift in and out- even if you get a little shitheel son/daughter who resents you for it later. Then she follows it up with "Let's go be with this addiction-riddled loser" and I'm back to zero smart things I've ever heard one of these boneheads say.

You're like Elle Woods gone to the Dark Side

The finalists and TC candidates list topic has been consolidated with this one (since it was no longer a list and became just another discussion thread.)

The only person that's ever lived off of $6000 was Tom Hanks in Castaway, and he only lasted a few years before he needed to get back to the US and bank some more FedEx money.

There is nothing about Jenny that makes me think she can have a functional relationship with anyone of any age from any country. She legitimately went into a financial advisor's office to ask if she could live off of $6000.

Sorta kinda. Handyman businesses are very limited as to their scope of work. Anything that requires a permit (ex: electrical, plumbing, HVAC) legally needs a licensed/insured contractor. Anything over a certain price range (maybe $1500 including materials and labor?) legally needs a licensed/insured contractor. And don't try calling the handyman later to say his work's no good, it's either "not good, fix it" before you pay him or it's staying not good forever. That said, it's good to know and have a relationship with a handyman. Need some wallpaper put up, want a door re-painted, need some shelves installed, looking for a tile backsplash or someone to cut and lay Pergo over your floors? Handyman will cost you less (time/money) and be there sooner than a contractor. THAT said, don't call Andrei.

Devil Lord, the Monarch of Men. ...actually that sounds about right.

+1 crimmarekurd.

^Also the man of the house^ Except he does everything his lady expects of him, greets her sweetly when she walks through the door, and didn't overpromise/underdeliver on backsplash installations.

Fixing this sink: it's not what I want to do now. What I was thinking is I doing some things I did before like watching Ice Road Truckers and not getting haircuts. When I am finish, the debt is OVER.

TLC has taken spinoffs to another level. (Trust that it's equally frustrating for me.) Working on a more streamlined forum experience for this collection of K1 psychopaths. Stay tuned.

Can't you buy a Forever 21 with $40K?

Google Translate: "Sometimes when I go home with no money, I accidentally sleep with other guys."

Every 90DF forum has a Read Me Before Posting with all of the links to its spinoff forums.

19 items for $780 = $41/item. "Yeah but everything was on clearance" says the person with no money.

Sumit-

The Other Way is its own show and has its own forum. Please do not discuss it in the Happily Ever After episode topics. A full list of spinoffs and associated links is available in the "Read Me Before Posting" topic.

I couldn't get through the whole episode.

Getting a little testy in here; posts have been removed, warnings have been handed out. We're all adults and we're going to act like it. This is not that serious.

Depends how much bith phtew one consumes per week.