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Here's a poll. Who would you rather have as your healthcare provider: Memphis Chantel Danielle

Maybe Meri’s Plan is to tag along to Planet Kody instead of being alone for all eternity but I wouldn’t put it past Kody to start the search for another Robin approved wife! Maybe the Nanny (thinking of Fran Drescher...) will be a contender.

And he wears a heeeyatt to meet Jeeyaaazmin.

I always hope these idiots aren’t relying on Google Translate because those poor translations can be unintentionally hilarious

I’d venture to guess the ribs might hurt worse than the back

I’m wondering if the pain level from the surgery has anything to do with the surgeon going in through the side having to move her ribs out of the way. I’ve heard rib pain can be excruciating.

I'd much rather watch this than any of the advertised spin-offs.

You're right. Mike is the one in Coloooombia. It's easy to mix up these desperate gringos.

I thought it was, too.

I found this: "In most restaurants in Colombia there is a 10 percent voluntary (Propina Voluntaria). Most people pay it, but it is not required. ... If you aren`t satisfied with the service, you can forgo a tip altogether. Bartenders customarily receive a tip equivalent to about 50 cents to $1 per drink." Since Mike doesn't know much Spanish, he probably doesn't know what "Propina Voluntaria" means on the bill and paid that plus an extra few pesos. Of course Jasmine wouldn't tell him that it was already included because then there wouldn't be any drama about him being too nice to the waitress.

Kathleen strikes me as the type who doesn't take returns

Don't forget just about the first thing Jasmine said to him was "let me see your teeth" like she was buying a horse.

They look like they were "snatched" by aliens, then returned after they had some alterations to their faces and bodies Toy store cashier Kathleen gets me vote, she was so New Yawk with her cawfee.

And emotional support is cheating!

She’s the one with the creepy ex-pastor and is this season’s foreigner who we are supposed to speculate whether or not is a catfish.

Spending Christmas with Yolanda? Or David?

There’s a requirement that every season there is a “stranded at a foreign airport” scene.

I forgot about Asian Obsessed Woman we'll meet next week. The fact that there are 7 couples this season instead of the usual 6 leads me to believe one couple will crap out early, like the Airport Pole Dancer.

Jimmy Dean is the Ghost of Breakfast Past

I hope that toothbrush is dual voltage

Gino upped Big Ed's toothbrush game!

Did they put out a casting call for extra short people this season? Alina, Memphis and Mike!

It used to be called the G spot and it's hard to locate I need to read all the comments before adding my own! 5G Spot wins the internet tonight!

that gives new meaning to the term "hotspot"

I guess if they showed BG Lisa or said her name, they'd have to pay her.