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I believe Caleb and Alina cooked up the idea of being on the show between them then contacted TLC with audition videos of their "story." I'll bet the "little person" angle caught the attention of TPTB and they were invited to participate. I also think the couples are getting more and more outrageous because TLC has learned that a unique "hook", unusual scenarios and crazy participants are ratings gold.

If you order "caffe americano" in Italy, they just water down the espresso (and probably roll their eyes behind your back.) edited to add: "Most similar to American coffee, it's espresso diluted with hot water and served in a larger cup. While this may be available don't be fooled, Italians do not drink this, it is only for tourists."

She varies between speaking English VERY slowly, as if that will make him understand (ex. "Why...do...you...ejaculate...so...fast?") to speaking like a cavewoman, "No mother, no angry?" I thought it was rich when she corrected Hamza's mother that she had only been married ONCE, and the other relationship that produced a child was "just a friendship" as if that was a valid argument against the stigma of being divorced twice.

Cesar? I think that was Ricky, who turned out to still be married to an American woman

He's turning out to be quite the glib liar. He told Memphis they could sleep together then, at Memphis's urging, he told his mother "nothing happened." I'm not surprised that he lied about his age and wouldn't put it past him to make up the four women he had sexy time with before Memphis.

more like "dress to distress"

And skoodilypoop! and Boom Boom!

Cue the “Theme From The Godfather”! Remember, never go against the fambly!

Is it George Hamilton?

Years ago my husband and I were in a very fancy restaurant celebrating our wedding anniversary. In the corner there was a table for four with two preteens facing us, a boy and a girl, and their parents with their backs to us. The kids were well dressed and had impeccable manners. I was so impressed at how maturely they acted. As they were leaving, they passed my table and I realized the mother was the actress, Susan Lucci!

how many petroleum products gave up their lives to make this shirt?

I have a hunch we're finally going to see the Ex-Preacher and Mahogany Catfish story because Ella and Johnny's story line has come to a dead end.

That reminds me, I took a walk today up to the beach and someone had a sign in their front yard that said, "The Winter of George"

Gino will get charged by the hotel laundry for damage to the pillowcases

Jasmine: "I don't eat anything that comes from animals..." Gino: "How many eggs do you want?"

Yes! We need Adam ASAP

That wig is nasty and cheap looking

Are you referring to Bathroom habits?

I love my daughter dearly but she should know better than to call me at 8:05 on a Sunday night. I’m finally caught up here! Was anybody else horrified when Caleb made Alina walk on the treadmill?

You're right, there IS a Steven somewhere in the mix: "The 1000-Lb Sisters more extensive family tree has remained largely out of the spotlight. This includes Tammy Slaton and Amy Slaton’s other brother, Steven Slaton, as well as their father and additional extended family. Chris Combs other siblings, Amanda Halterman, Misty Wentworth, and step-siblings Wayne Rednour and Crystal Collins have remained out of the picture on the show." this was obviously written before we got to "meet" Misty and now Amanda.

Caleb certainly isn't the first average sized man to have sex with a Little Person. Alina's torso looks to be average sized, it's just her arms and legs that are short so I don't think that would pose a problem. True, like he said they couldn't kiss and have sex at the same time, but to me that's also not a deal breaker. He could have gotten some tips from Chris (Amy Roloff's new husband.)

Amanda said she was the “middle child” and that Misty and Chris were older and Tammy and Amy were younger. Of course she might have only been referring to her mother’s children and there’s a step brother out there named Steven.

My guess is that they consider the backdrop scenery in Zanzibar more beautiful than a shooting location in Nigeria. Plus, it allows Usman to claim “international" status if he appears outside his home country.

Yes! My birthday is this Thursday and TLC has gifted me with the extended version of Margaret's "journey" on My 600 Lb. Life that night.

Maybe after this experience he can have a less dangerous second career as a rodeo clown distracting a charging bull