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Fried So does Greater Los Angeles just have roaming paparazzi everywhere? What area are they living in?

Alabama: worst poverty in the developed world, but no Duggars! I think Jinger will start makeup “influencing” fairly soon. That James Charles kid does it, and he looks like a fucking mime. 🤑💋💄

I assume the left side is even worse, since she’s combing over to cover it.

Derick’s teeth and Jinger’s hair. It’s going to be such a ratings bonanza.

All the real estate agents I see on tv are sharp and pushy. Mauricio must delegate a lot.

Screenshot from Marriage Boot Camp or whatever it’s called: Matt slept in a giant crib?

Oh, so she didn’t really “just love” everything and everyone? I hope LisaR uses her earnings to buy a new and clean house. A house with rooms that aren’t weirdly narrow and long.

It’s a reality tv show. LVP knew what she signed up for and what the risks were. Quitting halfway through did her absolutely no favours. In my opinion, it was a bad decision.

“Tell me sistah, whats going on?” Erika has some sort of wig stand in? Does she do makeup and costume tests too?

He’s got face tattoos! Does no one in that town care? He’s like 12!

So Brandi turned him down, and so on and so on, until he reached the bottom of the barrel.

Ugh. 😥😞. What a nightmare. Would the authorities really throw the book at a 17 year who only took nude selfies of herself? She should just squeal on the son to the dad, or squeal on both of them to the authorities. Or call 1800-ALLRED. Jules is supposed to be 17, but Nate is 18 and dad is 50.

Blogs seem to love Meghan’s stupidity, so I can’t avoid video clip thumbnails of her. Someone needs to grow some balls and tell her she looks barrel chested, and that maybe a hint of boob would alleviate that a touch. Also, the neon needs to go This looks really stupid Stupid as well Stupid and juvenile

Everyone’s eighties accoutrements always look brand new. Stuff actually did get worn out, grubby and old in the eighties.

Sassoon Sassoon Sassoonio.

Half the internet claims their parents are narcissists. I don’t think Amber is a sociopath, she’s never actually achieved anything above the board or by being shady. Some sort of cluster B nightmare perhaps.

So Amber (idiotically) served 17 months of a 5 year custodial sentence. Does that affect her if she’s found guilty of assault/battery/whatever?

This needs to be emphasized more. We actually know so little.

Marina is a good name, as is Monique.

😟 I’m not calling her ugly, but Uma Thurman is a goddess, and Ethan Hawke was super hot back in the day.

I liked Sassoon, although I struggle to remember her face. My unpopular opinion is that LVP is a shit-stirring slag. She uses animals as a figurative shield; attack LVP and her rabid fans will tear you apart for attacking their patron saint of animal rescue. Her pink and mirrors Barbie dream house is ridiculous and it must smell like a barn or alternatively reek with perfume. Her makeup is fucking atrocious, and nobody could have made a fortune from nightclubs, bars and restaurants like Ken and Lisa did without being exploitative and shady people. And as for her LGBT support, she does it to promote her restaurants in WeHo.

She looks like an actual person.

You’d think the daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke, two strikingly attractive people, would be super attractive. I don’t get it.

Wouldn’t wearing long sleeves and covering up with a towel make mr lifeguard warmer, not colder? And a sauna set at 220 kill him? I would kill for Philip and Elizabeth Jennings to show up.