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Winona looks different, like maybe her wig and definitely her makeup has been upgraded. Did someone let slip that the show was a big deal? That one boy’s wig is Dora the Explorer. I know boys shorts in the eighties were short, but they weren’t so incredibly high waisted, were they?

I’m a little surprised, but I probably shouldn’t be surprised at all. I think it all boils down to the fact that Jenelle has money and paid for a decent lawyer. Plus Jenelle and David would corroborate each other, and children are not the best witnesses. I don’t think it’s fair to blame the judge.

What did this person say to Rinna?

LVP has some insane fans. A fair few blogs are written by LVP partisans, which is why we get crap like “Rinna Lied About Sexual Harassment!” I personally don’t think she’s lying. These bloggers are not happy about the LVP situation. I might start watching again once LVP is completely gone from the show.

Her opening narration is very blah, and I don’t understand why they don’t just have the other actual characters describe their own inner lives. Whats the deal with the ten year old tattooed drug dealer?

I’m probably ignorant to some sort of biblical connection, but I Shall Not Die seems like an arrogant title. Yeah she beat cancer, but nobody lives forever.

Claudia Schiffer.

Shitty looking fried bleached hair happens even to the most beautiful women with access to the very best hair stylists.

I was only half serious when I suggested he may have sued. I think they saved their Cathy-Dole-Pocket-money to buy that house.

I’m kinda pleasantly surprised they saw Toy Story 4, and not some joyless movie about abortion.

Maybe Derick sued the practitioner responsible for his face and has been living off that.

Her hair is confusing.

Porn is everywhere, but Nate chose to watch all 40 dvds of his daddy’s “look at me while you choke on it” home movies? 🤢 I think Nate raped Tyler, because Nate broke his never-nude rules in the apartment. Did he also get dressed in Tyler’s clothes afterwards? Wouldn’t they be too small for him?

Mohamed Hadid may have faked his community service by sending some lackey to do the hours at a South Los Angeles church, and also by bribing the church with two fridges and a vacuum cleaner. "NOW, YOU CAN EITHER HAVE THE WASHER AND DRYER WHERE THE LOVELY SMITHERS IS STANDING, OR YOU CAN TRADE IT ALL IN FOR WHAT'S IN THIS BOX!"

I thought balayage was supposed to be judiciously applied.

How long until she gets lip injections?

Oh, Ben, you look so groomed you could do gay porn.

Did anyone else notice that Krieger had a woman’s bulge?

I went and watched Game of Thrones. 😑 Ugh. It seems this show would’ve highly benefited from Sandra Beeman fucking her son. And when Mischa found his way to DC, it would’ve done wonders for the ratings if he and Paige had banged. 🤮 🤢 Sick, but true.

All those ... certain movies have gotten to her.

With the first kitchen, the walls don’t even reach the ceiling.

RIP Qyburn. I hate to see the highly intelligent lose to ugly violence, even when it’s their own damn fault for reviving a 7 foot tall muscle man who had been dead for at least a month. 👨🏻‍⚕️🧟‍♂️😢💰💰💰💔🙏🏻🌈

Maintaining a sham marriage? (Shh, she don’t know)

That’s Fred Flintstone’s home.

Remember when they bothered with the hair?