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OMG, the bug eyes are working double time lately. He's totally unhinged. And the show actually wants us to acknowledge that, as they're having random characters comment on it. Also, I know where the kids are involved we're supposed to hand-wave the parenting away, however for all his bitching about "all the time that was taken from me being with Scout," when was the last time he saw her? He's too busy running around town trying to make Nina ~pay.

Any moment now Laura will decide to retire and, as Mayor, just decide no election is needed and give Carly the position.

Always has to get a dig in on someone.

Table for three on the Maria dislike. I find her super abrasive and, yes, that was total entitlement with interrupting Joey last night "to talk" when she already had a rose.

Now the writers want us to believe a magazine edition gets put together from soup to nuts in a matter of a couple weeks. Go home, writers, you're drunk. And hilarious how, as mentioned above, NOW Carly is "above petty revenge." When did she have this epiphany? After she smug-mugged her way into Crimson's office looking like she was cos-playing a Charlie's Angel and took over a magazine simply because of "petty revenge?" Here's hoping Drew's bloodlust for vengeance leads him to be so consumed he's not paying attention and falls down an elevator shaft.

Honestly, I hope she means it. Be the equivalent of the "I'll give you something to cry about" 1970's parent.

Of course Kyle already playing the victim for the reunion.

Well that was a thoroughly unpleasant episode. I guess writers that think Drew and Carly are a great pair thinking Brick should have a romance makes sense, in the grossest possible way. SAS is an awful actor, and that whole weird shimmy thing he was doing with his shoulders during his 'sales pitch' to Jordan skeeved me out. Honestly, if Dex is getting thrown under the bus, there seems to be a bigger one waiting to take Drew out. The writing of him as this total asshole has to be deliberate. When even asshole Carly and asshole Michael think you're going too far? You've lost the plot, dude. And other than her literal life, what does Drew think he can take from Nina? Is he going to sue her for her fortune by claiming pain and suffering because he willingly took a deal for a crime he did commit?

Today came very close to be the final straw in my long-threatened hiatus from this shit show. As if Carly doesn't have enough cheerleaders willing to lie and do whatever she needs to get whatever she wants, now Brook Lynn is right there, too. Fuck off, show. I'll never believe Carly is any sort of business mogul.

No. It was because Jagger saw Leo and recognized that he was on the spectrum and was talking to him. Olivia came in and saw them and wanted to know why he was talking to her son and Jagger told her about Stone Jr.

*Checks watch* Oh, look, here comes the Jason bus for Dex to get thrown under. Could this show BE any more predictable?

My hot take is Sydney can't go soon enough...but neither can Maria. She's bugged me since Day One.

Alexis really should be doing this story, but god forbid she hurts Carly or Drew's feelings. So what the ramifications almost derailed her good buddy Finn's career. He can just go to a meeting and he'll be fine.

Well, we know Diane wouldn't tell her, as she's a Carly/Drew apologist. But, yes, wouldn't it be lovely if this was used to sue those two with the added irony that it was Sam who found the info. I'm sure Mr. Calm and Rational would take that news well. The Brick flirting with Jordan is gross. I know Stephen A. Smith thinks he's the next great actor in Hollywood, but he's not. Also, great look for the Deputy Mayor to be asking a criminal for help. Really wish Nina would take Valentin up on his offer and start a magazine that blows Crimson, which will probably be renamed Carly's World any second, out of the water. That and a lawsuit would be highly entertaining to watch.

*Insert the sourest of sour faces gif*

Not true! I took some of my sister's ashes to Europe last year in a little urn (wrapped in a ziploc bag!) that was just in my carry-on. No screening at all.

"Let's talk about the elephant in the room." What a producer set-up, as everyone was having a nice time and there was zero awkward tension. And brava to Garcelle's "if THIS is the way AnneMarie apologizes, I don't want to hear it" (or words to that effect) Her defensive tone connotated anything but a true apology. And, yes, now that she couldn't make the Sutton feud work, she's zeroed in on Crystal. Go away, 8.5. Massive eyeroll at Kyle bringing her Birkin to a dinner party where they didn't even leave the house.

AnneMarie is an asshole and Dorit isn’t far behind. And the irony of the person who has spent her entire time on the show talking about someone’s esophagus saying anyone else doesn’t bring anything to the table is off the charts.

Oh, god, SHUT UP SPINELLI! He's got some nerve deciding who Maxie can have in her life. Who does he think he is, Michael?

Oh, man, same. We'll see what happens with the new regime. If they put some balance back in the show, as in the Carlys don't steamroll everyone and everything in their path and win, win, win to the detriment of the entire show, that's a step in the right direction.

And only did it TWO times--on the same foot. Fantastic neuro exam!

Didn't this all start because Drew and Michael wanted to push Ned out of ELQ? They can take several thousand seats with the innocent act.

That's what I remember, too, but Nina said she overheard Olivia talking about it?

The Drew/Carly Show cannot end soon enough. "Let's work together and be together and run this magazine in a way we want!"...what could possibly go wrong? Also, massive eyeroll at them acting like Nina had been running Crimson like a shit show that needs a major overhaul. Oh, and gotta love Carly ADMITTING she committed a crime by asking Nina how she knew and then chastising her for ~eavesdropping. Self-important hypocrite.

Bobbie adopted BJ, so yes, she was her daughter. However, for anyone to say Carly and BJ are sisters to prove a point of some connection between Maxie and Carly, because of BJ's heart, is laughable. LOL, no. I mean, maybe in Carly's mind, but in reality? No.