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He can fucking miss me with the "this was my grandmother's ring" when he LITERALLY tried to dig up her corpse because his itty bitty feelings got hurt. Total d-bag. TeamNobody. TeamGiveTheKidsToStella TeamBetterYetShipThemOffToBoardingSchool

LOL 'still?' It hasn't even been 24 hours since his life was turned upside down and everything he believed to be true has been revealed to be a lie. Maybe give him just a little grace here.

Carly will be adding another bedroom to the house as soon as she finds out.

This show loves to give everyone babies and then have them fight over them like a bunch of assholes.

And then had the nerve to get pissy when Chase suggested she could be arrested for breaking and entering and actually used "he's my uncle" as her defense.

When did they state this?

Nina putting the pieces together about Sasha's pregnancy was great. Not sure how it's going to be weaponized, but it's high time THAT nugget got out in the open. Oh, Olivia, you never disappoint! And by that I mean you were as shriek-y and judgmental as I expected. Of course you would think every teenager should just embrace an accidental pregnancy because you did. WK was an MVP today. His scenes with RS (less said about her the better, but *insert Dawson Leery crying meme) were outstanding and I look forward to him with AS tomorrow. The hightlight of the day though was Drew trying to strong-arm Mac and getting his ass handed to him. L-O-L! Michael immediately bending the knee to Carly. Crosses off "Michael reset" from my wish list. Same old wimp.

I'm reminded of a Bette Midler line from "Beaches:" "Enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think about me?"

Pretty close to Michael's actual non-SORAS'd age (Red Menace was born a few days after Christmas in 1997) ETA: did a little digging and saw his SORAS'd birth year is 1991.

Sasha told Michael Jason called her to come with him so it would be "less scary for Amelia," so Jason definitely took her.

They both went to get Amelia and Drillow have no idea at this point Sasha's involvement.

That's right. Though Sonny had to be pretty dumb to not even question it. Especially when he found out that Dante, like him, was a big Yankees fan. I mean, that's pretty rare and definitely passed down in the father's DNA. /s

She'll scream a lot, then cross herself, go to confession, and make a few dozen cannoli as penance.

I don't even remember: Sonny was in and out of Bensonhurst when Dante was growing up, wasn't he? Did he not connect the dots? /don't care enough to ponder this any further. As to Olivia: of course she's a hypocrite. And the one who Lois should get the most shit from is BL. But Lois did a lot of damage and deserves the shitstorm that is coming her way from many people.

Meh. She's got a right to lay into Lois. I hope there's a line forming for that.

Yeah, Willow said "I want to reach a compromise" and Carly said "great, joint custody" and Willow came back with that nonsense of four days a month and 14 days during the summer. Fuck off, Willow.

I'll give CM this: the deflated look he got when he saw Michael was perfect, so good job! Also, OMG, Willow telling Carly she was "willing" to give Michael "2 weekends a month and 2 weeks during the summer" visitation? I'm with Carly with that "are you fucking kidding me?" look. What an asshole.

To play devil's advocate, had Dante chosen BL and they were in a relationship she acknowledged yes, she would have told him. But when he chose Lulu, did she have a right to tell him? Would Lulu have seen it as her trying to use some leverage to sway Dante? No easy answers.

Impressive, given his face was the one place he wasn't burned! Apparently this clinic rivals the one Jax found in their top-notch care!

Not the villain, but her hands aren't clean. At the root of this is her wanting to get back/punish BL. Whatever blowback she gets will be earned.

CONGRATULATIONS LULU! Hope you're pleased with yourself.

Yep. I'm predisposed to hate Michael, but if they use this recast as a way to re-set the character? Do it!

I loved Kamila mouthing "I got you" when Eva was going on and on about how the Shauhin vote-out was all due to her and Joe. Well done that!

and apparently fit into Tracy's costume.

She couldn't even wait twenty minutes. Ugh, totally insufferable. I can't wait to see the look on her face when everyone isn't showering her with thanks for outing this secret.