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I had to laugh at Diane's big "AH-A! J'accuse!" moment when, after Chase talked about how Michael was boinking Willow while she was married to Chase she was all "but WILLOW was also married!" Yeah, genius, thanks for that. So I guess what we're saying there is the woman cheating is worse than the man? Get bent, Diane.

Honestly. The funniest thing would be after all this back and forth if the judge chastised them for wasting her time and gave them joint custody. And then Lulu the Journalist could do a story on it as that would be a first in Port Charles.

Well, aside from BL kicking out Lois and Gloria (of course not before they both tried to gaslight both BL and Gio), today was annoying. I can only guess that Ric basically having his ass handed to him by Diane is so when he gets Sasha on the stand it's the BIG REVEAL! Also, Carly flat-out lied today that Wiley and Amelia were upset when Willow was taking them to Nina's right after the sex tape reveal, but hey, Carly's gonna Carly and she's gonna do it in the smugest way possible.

She travels with her bingo set-up, so...

Gloria: "Gio, you had a good life, right? No complaints, right? So what's the problem? Now, who wants to play bingo?" - waiting for something like this bullshit.

right? Like, yes, yes, THAT'S adoption. Gloria and Lois acting like they deserve medals because BL wanted to leave the baby in the woods and hope someone stumbled upon him.

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman Wiilow who voted for married into the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Right, that's why I said it was stupid of Willow, not illegal. And she and Michael were definitely fighting then, as she was in D.C. on her little "let's let Wiley see democracy in action while we shove him in another room while we boink" trip when Michael got smore'd.

Just one point: it wasn't a day trip, it was overnight and out of state and, sorry, Willow was very stupid to not inform Michael when they were already in the midst of arguing about custody.

The other side of that is: When did Michael abandon the kids? He's been in a burn unit. It just magnifies how galactically stupid this custody fight is. Galactically stupid indeed. As is "Michael could've received care closer to home" as if he would be in any shape to have the kids visit him. He would've been facetiming them the same be he in Germany or Baltimore. Again, just send the kids to boarding school.

Absolutely insufferable. So the Qs are evil but she's just acting like it's her house. And now she's going to lecture BL about why she cannot be angry about what she and Lois did. Fuck off, Gloria.

I noticed today, too. A couple of her lines reads had a definite tone that Finola uses. It was really cool.

Does Sasha hear herself? The con artist daughter of one of PC's biggest con artists is saying WILLOW "hid her true self from all of us?" LOL, I may never stop laughing.

It's interesting because I don't remember if Jason (or Morgan) having this issue, and they didn't bring it up for Amelia so it might not be a thing. It only affects the firstborn sons. /sarcasm ETA: Morgan also wouldn't be affected because the defect is on the Q family line.

Kyle, Kamila, and Joe.

She literally moved said kids in with her lover, but the rings were going to keep up the illusion. Sure, Willow, sure.

So Willow can't believe that "Michael wants to take my kids away from me" when that's exactly what she was planning on doing to him. THIS IS WHY THEY BOTH SUCK.

He can fucking miss me with the "this was my grandmother's ring" when he LITERALLY tried to dig up her corpse because his itty bitty feelings got hurt. Total d-bag. TeamNobody. TeamGiveTheKidsToStella TeamBetterYetShipThemOffToBoardingSchool

LOL 'still?' It hasn't even been 24 hours since his life was turned upside down and everything he believed to be true has been revealed to be a lie. Maybe give him just a little grace here.

Carly will be adding another bedroom to the house as soon as she finds out.

This show loves to give everyone babies and then have them fight over them like a bunch of assholes.

And then had the nerve to get pissy when Chase suggested she could be arrested for breaking and entering and actually used "he's my uncle" as her defense.

When did they state this?

Nina putting the pieces together about Sasha's pregnancy was great. Not sure how it's going to be weaponized, but it's high time THAT nugget got out in the open. Oh, Olivia, you never disappoint! And by that I mean you were as shriek-y and judgmental as I expected. Of course you would think every teenager should just embrace an accidental pregnancy because you did. WK was an MVP today. His scenes with RS (less said about her the better, but *insert Dawson Leery crying meme) were outstanding and I look forward to him with AS tomorrow. The hightlight of the day though was Drew trying to strong-arm Mac and getting his ass handed to him. L-O-L! Michael immediately bending the knee to Carly. Crosses off "Michael reset" from my wish list. Same old wimp.

I'm reminded of a Bette Midler line from "Beaches:" "Enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think about me?"