Cheyanne11

Cobalt Poisoning: Son of Franco's Tumor, The Sequel

For real. Fuck this fucking show trying to make Jason out to be the martyr, John to be the bad guy, and still having the balls to sell Jason/Carly as a love to end all loves when it went over like a lead balloon the last time the rewrote history to try and make it happen.

Part of why this storyline is poorly written. Apparently didn't see a doctor for FORTY YEARS but kept taking his meds. GMAFB.

He got the sleeve after he left in 2021. My guess is the show just isn't going to comment on it, as if Jason just always had it.

And noting the doctor lived in an upper class retirement community, as if THAT made him extra shady. Like, 40 years ago he was taking kickbacks to misdiagnose people. I honestly thought Jason was going to wake up and shoot Willow.

Didn't she quit weeks ago?

This will never get old!

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. I can't with the show already going to the tired, dried-up, semi-boarded up, the girl from The Ring hangs out down there, well of "what Jason and I have has no name." Maybe this time around Carly will actually get back in his pants.

Wow, that's...pretty gross. Are we supposed to think this is endearing?

When he left, Daisy had an odd look on her face, like she was questioning her feelings for Joey. I've been Team Daisy since the first episode, but now I'm thinking Kelsey is the one.

I doubt LW is actually surprised at all.

Given when Jason and Carly were going to get married and suddenly confessed their feelings to each other and the show rewrote his feelings as "it's always been you, Carly," we'll just agree to disagree.

Jagger wasn't in town when that occurred.

Anna to John: “After Stone died, Jason and Robin became close.” Way to downplay their relationship there, show.

Kyle to a T! Also, with all the shit Sutton has shared this year, re how she still has issues with the end of her marriage and her dad's suicide, to name just two huge things, Kyle has the fucking gall to say all she shared was getting a horse and a dating coach. The gaslighting of it all! Kyle, with her "just be honest--just BE HONEST!" mentality, certainly goes by the 'one set of rules for thee, another for me' mindset.

Five minutes in and I’m over Kyle and her “poor me” bullshit. Always has to play the victim.

The tearful fucking reunion--I cannot. Also Carly desperately on the phone in the previews begging someone (Diane?) to stop the search warrant. Do fuck off, Carly.

There aren't enough likes to give this post. And now they're reuniting him with Maxie? Why do the writers hate Kirsten Storms? Watching her in a romantic relationship with a 45-yr-old overgrown adolescent is painful.

I liked that, especially because you could see Maxie thought that was how it was going to go.

Same. It came off as mean-spirited, not gameplay. As I was leaving I would've said "hilarious, guys. BTW, gonna go eat a cheeseburger now--you can have my extra ants." Sigh, two episodes in and I don't have anyone I truly like yet. That's a bad sign. Also, really hate the three team set-up where, every year now, one team sucks and loses almost all their members before the merge.

Yeah, somehow Alexis is under the impression that she and Nina are equals, which, no. Nina may have said she wants Alexis's input on matters, but NINA is the publisher, end of sentence. Alexis and her high horse can take several seats with acting like she's above anything. Given her personal alliances, not to mention using The Invader to help Michael and Willow by doing a hit piece on her new boss? Shut up, Alexis. The last scene with the back and forths with Maxie/Spinelli and Ava/Sonny was well done. I thought Spinelli and Ava's shock was well-played by BA and MW. Yes, that was me giving BA a compliment. Don't worry, it probably will never happen again.

Oh, dear god, the tongue bath of it all: https://people.com/laura-wright-celebrates-steve-burton-return-general-hospital-8605459

I loved Jagger laying out exactly what Sonny did to Karen and why that makes him, basically, scum. But also? Him blatantly calling out Anna for defending Sonny because she feels guilty about not being there for Robin when Stone was dying. Direct hit, sir! I just wanna know which doctor is going to save his life and be treated to a tray of baked ziti?

Character growth!

Thank god "Joey, can I talk to you for a second?" is gone. Should've been given the boot weeks ago. Though at this point I'm expecting a knock on the door of one of the fantasy suites and Maria saying "I just wanted to talk about one last thing..."