Loved this episode and Lisa's Canadian accent. Not to mention her wearing a flannel shirt. I liked when she was falling down the falls, "Oooh, a waterfall!" and I enjoyed the really powerful tourist binoculars.
I've been to upstate NY several times, have done Niagara Falls, and enjoying visiting Canada (Alberta, Nova Scotia, Toronto, and heading to Quebec City this summer!).
Thanks, ottoDbusdriver, for the detailed transcriptions.