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Hey friends I need some help. I've never watched this show but my son is going to be Dexter for Halloween. Even though he is growing up, it's always been a tradition that I make a coordinating costume for his teddy bear. Do any Dexter fans have any ideas? Does he carry an accessory or something?

Mommy Kelly, it's time to cut your baby's toenails.

I couldn't get over how much Kaitlyn looked like Elizabeth Hurley

In the past H&G comps, the contestants have messed up that house so badly that we all recoiled in horror. This time, almost all of them respected the house, except for Brooklyn. She really showed how petty she is tonight. And she delighted in tossing around T'kors crochet stuff just to be a vindictive bitch. Angela shouldn't have to put her name on her charcuterie stuff. Clearly that was her stuff, and Brooklyn even made some shitty comment about how Angela was going to have to get more, as she was shoveling it into her mouth.. I've always said Brooklyn reminds me of that girlfriend from Seinfeld who was beautiful in some lights and ugly in others. Now she is just ugly. I don't think Tucker needs any producer help to motor through this game. He is a great player and the only one keeping things interesting.

I love how the girls spend all day in thong bikinis, and all night tugging at their skirts to keep their butts covered.

I am coming off a hardcore flu fever, but when I saw the commercial with Janelle in it I lost my mind and wrote to the person in charge of mtv at paramount. Not that it will make a difference, but if you're feeling cranky and need to get something off your chest: Parker.Moreno@paramount.com

Arturo just gave me all the feels. What a delightful turn of events.

When I heard "Gold Tooth Fairy", I thought about Evie Oddly as the Boogie Man. Now THAT is how you Snatch as a made-up character.

I did it!!! I loved it I feel like a superhero ❤️💪

In 45 minutes I am gonna be taking my first pilates class. I don't know why I'm so nervous. Actually, I do. It's because I'm old and overweight with untreated anxiety and no workout buddy. Plus I think I got a little too baked while trying to calm my nerves and now I'm way lazy! But I'm gonna do it, you guys... wish me luck!

Hello! Long time lurker here.. My last round of blood work said I have insulin resistance, and despite eating healthy, I gained 6 pounds in one week. I finally broke down and started keto. I have nobody to share my diet with so I'm just gonna tell you guys.. in 45 days I've lost 27 pounds! I'm still super fat though! 73 to go... Has anyone tried Pilates? I have a bad hip and knee and was thinking it would be low impact?

I'm always wrong, but I think Medusa might be Dua Lipa. She has a rocking body and she sang live in SNL and I was blown away by her voice.

Dessert imposters next week yaaaassss!!

And this is exactly why he is so shitty to Gabe. Instead of being proud of what a wise young man he is, Kody is threatened by him

Anyone else think of Finn & Jake from Adventure Time? I thought this was the worst episode yet. Didn't realize it was the finale, that's a bummer.