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The way Schwartz was falling all over Patrick because he has a real job, is real smart and has his shit together was vomit inducing. Meamwhile, Stassi is sitting there smiling and gloating like she won the lottery with this greasy manbun douche.

I did have to laugh at Kim when they were all in the Elephant room and Kim for the second time starts looking at her phone and says "Kroy is supposed to bring me a pizza" WTF is with this woman? A pizza delivery from her husband? She definitely lives in her own bubble and so does her lap dog husband. Go back home to your bubble Kim, nobody needs you on this show.

That's just it, though. Last season Porsha and Phaedra did everything to hurt her brand. To the point that Kandi was so distraught at the reunion, crying, visibly shaken and really hurt. She refuses to forgive Porsha and Phaedra yet she came back again this season and now look at what Kim and her nasty mouth are doing to her. I don't get it. If people are going after you to the point of upsetting you this much, is the advertising for her businesses really worth it? It comes down at some point to having a certain level of self respect.

Me, too! I lived for that show. Best reality TV ever.

The thing with Kandi is that she tries to help people and they screw her over time and time again. Remember when Kandi wrote that hit song for Kim and helped her record it, Kim owed Kandi hundreds of thousands of dollars and never paid Kandi. I believe they went to court over it. Kandi helped her because they were friends at the time. She should never have agreed to be in the same room as Kim much less film with her again. Kandi also offered Porsha a role in her play because she knew Porsha wanted to try for a career acting and singing. Well, we know how Porsha repaid Kandi for that. Then, even though Phaedra and Kandi were best friends that didn't stop Phaedra from trying to destroy Kandi with lies and accusations and ruin Kandi's reputation for good. Last but not least we have the ever loving supportive Mama Joyce, Kandi's own mother that has taken every penny she could living off Kandi and constantly expecting more, all the while degrading Kandi's fiance and his mother. As far as I'm concerned, Sheree is such a bitch for sitting at the table with Kim while Kim was expounding how Kandi told her she wanted to fuck her, and all Sheree did was sit there and laugh her ass off. Sheree is the worst kind of friend. Kandi is wealthier than all of them, more successful than any of them and doesn't need this bullshit. I can't understand why she stays on this sinking ship.

Especially after you tell them you are not on board with the idea.

Oh, damn. Previews show Maddy and baseball cap moving back in to Janelle's house? I had such high hopes for baseball cap, I really thought he was going to be a decent and independent guy. So they can't afford to live on their own because Maddie is/was pregnant? Uggghh. Don't either one of them work or did they just go to school with no outside income? That's what they need, another 3 mouths to feed over at Janelle's. Oh, well, I guess we will learn more about this mess next week.

I know there are fat grooms out there that have worn TUX's and looked very nice on their wedding day. It may have taken some shopping, extra effort, and a whole hella lot of alterations but it certainly can be done. Tony is just a lazy slob that wanted to do it his way, which meant looking like an inbecile on his wedding day because you know, it's his decision and he doesn't care how it impacts anybody else.

Why am I not seeing this on my TV lineup? What night does it air?

In Meri's talking head she said Christine never comes to her house and she never goes to Christine's. We already know Meri and Janelle don't get along and Robyn has become besties with Christine. We also know she and Kody are just tolerating each other and Mariah, her only child, can barely stand being in the same room with her. The result of all that is a very lonely existence for Meri, whether she brought most of that on herself or not. I would run for Utah as well! What TUX? Tony wore dirty jeans and a jacket that didn't fit. But that was ok with Mykelti because Tony is so edgy . That and she wouldn't dare contradict him. So Tony was right about needing 10 taco's per person? Praise Lord Tony, he is such a genius!

So do Kandi and Todd swing or not?

Janelle's upset over Tony over riding Mykelti's cake desires was very telling. For a moment Janelle let her real feelings be known about what she is seeing with Tony's behavior which is that he is overbearing with Mykelti and it is a problem and it pissed Janelle off. Then when she realized the other wives weren't on board with what she was saying, she recanted. That was sad. Why are they so afraid of Tony and why is Christine falling all over herself trying to make that fat buffon happy? Also, his repeated "It's a white people thing" is getting on my nerves. Does he think he's above everyone else because he's from a different culture and the Brown's are low life because they are common "white people" that don't understand what street taco's are? I can't stand his pompous ass. Yeah, I know, the Browns really are low life but it's not because they are white, Tony!

Janae is pregnant with her new husband. It's not Robbies grandchild but will be TJ's half brother....

I can't tell if Lindsey Lohan was full of shit or not. Last I heard she was flat broke and owed the IRS over $100,000, Now she's buying islands, owns nightclubs, is involved in movie projects, starring and producing, and launching a makeup line? Who is fronting all of this money to her because she hasn't worked in years? I think Wendy went easy on her because she had her 94 yr old grandmother in the audience, her bottom feeder father, alcoholic party animal mother and a slew of relatives. Wendy was scared to throw shade at her. Another failed interview by Wendy if you ask me. Having said all that, Lindsey did come off as sober and intelligent. I wonder how many PR coaching sessions she had in order to come up with all the "right" answers.

I think all the actors were really good in this one and Debra Messing is finding Grace again. The problem seems to be in the scripts... just not as sharp with the one liners as they used to be. Are there different writers than the original series?

OMG! What has she done to herself? She looks so puffy and distorted. For god's sake, don't these women know that if you're going to get your face injected from here to kingdom come, you need at least a month for your face to calm down? It also looks like she got her boobs done again, too. Huge!!!!!

Really disappointed in Tre for leaving the party with Siggy. The reunion should be a real doozy with Siggy on the couch making excuses for her awful behavior and blaming everyone else for her "bad edit". I have a feeling Delores will be unbearable too if she insists on defending Siggy the entire time.

Looked like a Lexus or Infiniti? I would like to know the backstory on how she got that car. It makes me sick to my stomach that she and her loser boyfriend have a baby and that baby was born having to go through withdrawals. It is beyond disgusting.

That is exactly what it is.

I can't believe a designer can't get two simple things right. The refrige and the stove. It was the easiest part of the entire kitchen reno. Get a stove with the knobs in the front and a friggin' side by side frige. WTF is so hard about that? Especially since Terra had already explained that is what she wanted. Even I was getting pissed off and I usually can't stand Terra! Oh, yea, this was all manufactured BS drama for TV.

I swear, ya'll don't think I'm crazy but it really looks to me like Shitney has lost a significant amount of weight. She just seems to be a whole lot thinner than last season. In her face and her body in general. Does anybody else notice it?

Best of all, Terra told Joes she wants another kid. 3 kids! Is she batshit crazy?

Wasn't this discussed last season when Jeanette brought Jazz to her therapist cousin's office for a session and Jazz was a complete obnoxious brat and then told Jeanette that she refused to continue any therapy sessions with anyone? Yea, we'll see where that gets her.

Kevin nailed it in therapy when he called Randall out on his BS. Everything he said about Randall was true. He makes decisions without really caring about how Beth or his kids feel. Frankly, I don't see how Beth can stand him.

Then immediately started complaining about Kyle's dog. Bitch, don't ever complain about Kyle's dogs! How dare!