Picture It. Sicily

But Chris doesn't makes her miserable, so there's that. Things are different when you are well matched. I don't know if Matt and Amy were ever really a good match. Caryn is already doing all the work while Matt dicks around on his phone when his grandkids visit. Unless she is completely spineless, that's going to get old for her.

I think any chances for kid and parenthood anecdotes in general will turn into yet another topic she will stop dead in its tracks with her humorlessness. Unless she can make it political and attack the left for something she doesn't approve of and can twist it into "the dems want to kill my baby with their death panels!" Or something along those lines, she won't want to discuss motherhood at all.

Amish contractors don't work cheap and they can't be browbeaten into giving out freebies. Those cabinets cost bank. It just pisses me off. She loves to say "god is SO good" when she gets something. She is so materialistic.

I didn't even notice his belt buckle. I couldn't stop looking at his updo.

If Nurie were a different kind of person she'd answer Jill by saying, "We just tried something called 'the reverse cowgirl' position! SEVERELY fun, Momma!" That would stop the calls and texts.

Nail growth? Does she not remember the press on nail party at the local coffeeshop? It was less than two weeks ago, Jill! You're using a picture where you're both wearing fake nails to shill hair and nail growth snake oil!

Hopefully her skin will have a chance to clear up without the spackle. She looks really pretty without the makeup and teased frizz. And she looks happy with him. Love that they went to Miller's Smorgasbord. They have a huge variety of really delicious hearty foods, all you can eat. Probably more food than Nurie was allowed to eat all last year.

And their first born daughter wore a 10 dollar thrift store wedding gown from the 90s. These people.

She looks like a little girl playing dress up by putting the thrift store evening gown on over the shirt she was already wearing.

Maybe he used a chair because a museum can be a lot of walking for someone with an injury, even if they can walk most of the time. My mom could walk, but we had a wheelchair to make certain outings easier for both of us. It made her want to get out more actually, because she didn't have to worry about "how much can I do/see before I start to wear out? Maybe I just shouldn't go, I'll be too much trouble".

It reminds me of a scene from 30 Rock where Jenna Maroney ends up in an Us Weekly "Who Wore It Better?" opposite Miss Piggy and Piggy bested her.

So soon they forget Naya Rivera. They are such jerks. Anything less than 100% adulation she gets so damn bitchy. You know, like a good christian.

She's going to need more than two months of consistent nutrients to gain the weight that will allow for her cycle to start up again.

Donda West died 13 years ago. Why is she talking about parent death with regards to Kanye?

TPTB really wanted the end that they envisioned from the start, despite the fact that they had written their characters in a way that made that endgame unsatisfying, to say the least. They should have rolled with the developments that occurred over the seasons and not some lame "we filmed this 9 years ago. We must use it!" excuse for why he had to end up with Robin.

It was three seasons into That 70s Show when it finally dawned on me that Topher is short for Christopher. It was one of those things that seems so obvious now that I was embarrassed I didn't catch it right away.

I would bet money that the lord laid it on the hearts of the Dingii to give Sofia this party.

Well, the focus is on her. It is her favorite topic.

They really aren't, but they certainly seem to think they are.

Such a bitch. "How dare our followers point out that we're endangering our children!" If you think this is bad, acording to a reddit post, Bode's car seat is just sitting on the floor of the van!

Glorious is not the word I would use.

Amen!

I loved that commercial. When you realize he's been fiddling in the middle of a fancy restaurant and not onstage, it's really well done!

I always felt it was my civic duty to always wear a bra when I leave the house. I'm 40 and have worn a bra since 5th grade. I have left the house exactly once without wearing one and that was an emergency situation. Quite frankly, like whitney, mine are at a size where they look better with a bra.

If they're anything like my neighbor, all of the fireworks. Every night for two weeks he's had me jumping out of my skin.