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LOL! Exactly! I'm glad to have so much great company with me at The Official Table For One, where I once again take my seat at the head of the table. I say we vote to let @Clanstarling join us as guest so as to partake in the wonderous culinary feast soon to be set by the talented chef known as @Mindthinkr.

I know, right? You find a flash drive someone put in your vehicle and so of course you take it back to FBI headquarters and plug it into your networked laptop. What a dumbass. Especially when Aram is right there. It would have been more fun if a big splash screen had come up saying "Your Entire Network Has Been Hacked by Blacklister No. 1, AGENT KEEN! Thanks For The Access!" or something. Poor Aram, all verklempt about AGENT Keen maybe really being bad. I can't remember anywhere I've ever worked where co-workers really gave a care about anyone else. At least not to the extent of lying and breaking the law for any co-worker, this by people sworn to uphold the law and always tell the truth. I'm no lawyer but the reasoning behind letting that convict killer go free was pretty much some idea pulled out of the air (or somewhere else) by the show's writer. Or show's writer's teen kid. None of it made sense to me. And yeah, Bird Watcher Ann is some new player. I'm guessing on AGENT Keen's side. It would be cool if Red really DID recognize her/know who she is and played her back. That I'd be in for. And YES vote from me that less AGENT Keen is a plus. Hoping Park can save the dumbasses hunting AGENT Keen, but not counting on it. Being holed up in the Post Office seems to cause brain failure and loss of logical thinking.

WEEK 21 • Feb. 1, 2021 — ONE asterisk ** 101. Science Words. This word used to denote an irreversible dispersion of energy was coined in the 1860s to sound a bit like “energy.” 102. Writers for Children. The Dartmouth alumni magazine gave “rejoice” as a rhyme for the correct pronunciation of his name. 103. European Royalty. In 1653 King Louis XIV performed as this Greco-Roman god in the ballet “De La Nuit.” 104. Cable Networks. In March 1979 Tip O’Neill & then-representative Al Gore were the first politicians to speak on this new cable channel. *105. Popes & History. Late 16th Century Pope Sixtus V regarded this invasion force as a crusade & promised indulgences to all who participated.*

So a teen girl has to ID a body pulled from a chemical hot spring where it's been for ... how many days? I guess in Montana they haven't heard of DNA, which would be more reliable than a kid girl out in the woods. I was watching that episode and couldn't tell you what the fisherman looked like, how could Grace know for certain. Especially since it seems there are plenty of bodies floating around in those hot pools, according to the cop. Does Ronald even do real trucking? He doesn't work for any company, just kidnaps girls as income?

Glad you are okay @theartandsound. I enjoy reading your posts and seeing how many I matched with you. (2 this week: 1 correct, 1 not correct!) I am awarding Winner of Week 20 to @secnarf, the only player whose answers have created a pattern over the last few weeks. SECNARF not only wins this week's highest honor, SECNARF qualifies for a position at Cape Kennedy, an honor of the highest standing all by itself. And to prove SECNARF's brilliance, here is the official document confirming this. Congratulations, SECNARF!

This sentence just gave me the laugh I needed today — thank you! It was my choice for Best Line Of This Episode Thread so thanks for saying this and reminding me I was going to say the same. Rainsong is the best for recapping. His/her posts are better than actually watching this show. Or should I say LITERALLY better than LITERALLY watching ... ?

If it doesn't work, just drop it off at Table One, I'll get rid of it for you. And I need a "Sounds Delicious" emoji.

Waiting for @theartandsound to report in, then it will be time for the Big Announcement of the Weekly Champion!

I know! I had to look away when the kissing started, and then that hilarious carp photo from last week would come into my mind, which was more fun remembering than watching the on-screen carp-mouth smacking. I once dated a guy who kissed like that. It was a TOTAL deal breaker. He was even tall, wealthy, great job, but ... NO WAY. You mean, I wasn't suppose to say that answer? I need to come up with a new one now that I've been outed!

Andrew: "Me and my girlfriend ..." Jane Lynch, interrupting Andrew: "My girlfriend and I." THANK YOU JANE LYNCH!

Did Stank Face Anna get sent home?

The second b-ette would have been smart to let MJ doing all the bitching and just keep her mouth shut. But NOOoooooo, she had to rise to the bait. I would have kept her and ditched MJ but now both can go.

MJ in a totally snot bitch voice aimed at the other b-ette: "I preach harmony and peace." Me: LOL ROTFLMAO.

I just noticed this. Does the Bach always say: "... and with that being said, will you accept this rose?" on the dates? It's like he's told to give a bunch of reasons why Ms. Right is just that, then segue to "and with that being said." I have to pay more attention next time. To be fair, she was making chocolate CHUNK cookies. There is a difference, and chunks beat chips every time.

Matt's dusting his room that has maid service. LMAO. Is he changing/washing the sheets on his bed too?

And just when we thought the toxic mean girl was gone, another steps up to take her place.

And then let us know how that went for you.

Gah, I got a phone call and missed an entire hour. So I guess QV is gone? That would have been fun to see. Last I saw was Matt "stealing" Anna. Now they are on a farm date. Big WHAT HAPPENED in between that I missed. Matt calling himself a "farm" guy is BS. You clean stalls bedded with wood chips/sawdust with a fork, not a corn shovel. Milking goats is easy but the guy holding the goat was making it difficult. I would have shone on that date, have had horses forever, worked at a training barn cleaning stalls, had a herd of dairy goats I milked twice a day for years, had 80 chickens and sold eggs. Any bach who couldn't keep up with me and my farm chores would be gone baby, GONE. And that includes Matt.

Anna's breaking out in a rash? Ha ha, good. Matt to Anna: "You're not a horrible person." Me to Matt: YES SHE IS! She's going home! YEAY MATT!

I see Anna brought her stank face this week. Makes her easy to pick out of the crowd.

One can only hope.

That was a real Dr. Phil moment for sure.

You answered your own question!

This is exactly why I was so happy to find you at MY table, @Mindthinkr. It will be a fine time at the Table For One this week. I am grateful for any scraps of food tossed in my direction.

Wilfred, Freeman, Danza, Campbell and a cross over with Zachary Levi's old teevee show. That some of these people are dead is not a problem with this show.