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I remember Victoria going on non stop about how she's not there to make friends and doesn't want to be in a sorority, and the roommate (Marilyn?) saying she just wants to get along. It was Victoria who wheeled her suitcase away and flopped down on the couch. Matt needs to confront them both. And in front of all the other women. I don't want to listen to a rational person trying to talk to Puffy Sleeves who won't shut up and let anyone else talk. This is why I hate this franchise. Yet here I am. Gah, Victoria's black bra is totally hanging out of the back of her backless dress.

Exactly. Just when I was maybe starting to like him, you made me remember that this whole thing is scripted, and so was the orchid gift. *sigh* Thanks for bringing me back to reality, I guess.

OMG, Matt is buying it. What a dumbass. He obviously hasn't seen one single episode of this franchise.

Now The Queen is also an empath. Can't wait to see Matt shut her down when she dishes on the other women.

Matt: "I like that" times three, plus a "I like that a lot." Woo hoo, the count is going up! ETA: He just said he likes "the way these women articulate themselves." Hokey smokes!

Would someone grab some scissors and cut the puffs off of Victoria's outfit please?

I was just thinking I could never be on this show because I don't have any family. But then, maybe that could be my hook and make me vunnerable.

Anyone keeping track of Matt's "I love that"? There have been at least four so far tonight. So I guess everyone has to "open up and be vunnerable" on this show or they get sent home. Can't two people just enjoy each other's company without having to tell about their drug pusher cousin getting his head blown off with a shotgun, and a tree falling and amputating mom's right leg? I'd think that stuff could wait. At least in my world.

I have to look away when production starts with the loud smacking and sucking noises.

Yeah, Victoria really opened up and shared her deepest feelings by revealing to Matt that she was afraid she looked fat in the wedding dress.

Yeah, I totally caught and appreciated that. Well done, CH. Nice shout out for us old timers.

"My team is full of queens. The other team is made up of gestures." Yeah, I totally caught that. Moron.

I think photog's coat is made out of turkey feathers ...

I like this photog guy better than Jorge since no doubt he would flat out tell Victoria she's being a beyotch if he were in the house with all the women. Thinking about it, that would make this show SO much better. TPTB should look into that, like Wells is the bartender on BIP. Photog could be the house mascot.

So Victoria is trying for a sexy wedding photo and she pulls her dress up to show she's wearing white freaking tennis shoes? Hilarious.

It will be for three or four more weeks, so buckle yourself in. So a big wedding photo shoot is outside in the rain. Alrighty then. I do like that photographer though. WAIT! Where did the rain go? What's happening?

Anyone surprised Victoria's name was the last one called for the group date? Yeah, me neither. I hate to rag on someone's appearance, but Victoria is really common looking.

Anyone counting the "likes" in Bri's dinner convo? Matt to Bri: "I love that." Watch for that line on the next SNL parody of this show. It's their favorite.

Agree. I was fine with them riding off, but then spinning around in a mud pit is suppose to be fun? Not in my world. Then he freaking dumps the trike and almost kills them both? Then he starts flinging mud at his date? Buster, you are not "all that" in my book. That would have been our first and last date.

If Victoria (is that her name?) doesn't want to be friends with anyone and doesn't want to belong to a "sorority," then why is she hanging around everyone. Why doesn't she just go outside and sit by herself? Oh yeah, because she's a famewhore and wants to be filmed 24/7.

@opus, One Day At A Time is now rerunning here from S1 E1. Valerie is 15 years old, looks 12.

I know. Some of them are lucky to be able to find their way home at night. But I guess that's what stars have assistants (and drivers) for. Celebrity editions of shows like this makes it clear one doesn't have to be smart to be rich and famous.

Exactly. I like Vanna and don't care if she does anything at all. She's great chatting with Pat. She can stay just to do that before credits. However, sometimes I feel those letter squares are touch sensitive, and turn on when she touches them. Unless there's just one really quick stage hand behind there flipping a switch. Either way, I'm fine with it. And with Vanna.

When Kimmel announced Mr. Spock from Star Trek was next, I thought, "Wow, Leonard Nimoy is coming back to play Millionaire?" But I was not disappointed to see Zachary Quinto. I could sit and just look at him for the hour. And the hour after that. And the hour after ... Dude is outrageously good looking. For some reason I knew it was six-toed cats, and I have no idea how I knew that. It's one of those things I just did know. Actually, I didn't even know Hemingway had a house/museum in Key West. But I knew it had six-toed cats! Too funny that question about what Letterman left Kimmel. It would have been a great question if that contestant had already used Jimmy or elected to take a different life line besides him. Nice it worked out since I totally would not have guessed neckties. I've never seen a Leggos movie, but I would have guessed Rexcelsior as the ship's name, thinking it a tribute to Stan Lee. Yeay me!

Just waiting for @Toothbrush to report, then the Winner of Week 17 will be announced. There are six in contention for the honor. Yes, it could be a six-way tie (but it won't be).