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Okay, this is another post that made me laugh so hard. I'm with @chocolatine, this page has been more fun and entertaining than the entire season of Matt the Bachelor. I'm already planning how to finagle a trip to Bolivia to search out the talented @Rainsong. Age is no barrier for me. Meanwhile, we all need to audition for Senior Bachelor/ette. I believe the baseline senior age for this franchise is 39. At least that's what I learned on Clare's partial season. Can't wait to read Rainsong's recaps about all you guys. It'll be gold I tell you, comedy GOLD! And since I've already given Rainsong all my roses these past few weeks, I declare myself WINNER of the Senior Season. Still, looking forward to tipping a few glasses with ya'll at The Mansion. We'll have a Cheers to Right Reasons! (Whatever those are in our season.)

Okay, this just made me laugh SO HARD. Thanks Judy -- and Rainsong. (Please accept my apologies, we're just teasing you because we like you!)

Soaps did time jumps all the time. But for this next season, someone will leave a big duffel bag in front of the Post Office. Ressler, Park and Cooper will approach it, guns drawn. Aram unzips the bag and a nude Keen steps out, tattoos covering her body, head to toe, the biggest being REDDINGTON, on her back. "I, I ... I don't know who I am," the confused former agent Keen stammers. "I don't remember anything. And what ... what are all these tattoos?" "That's for us to figure out. Come with me," replies Cooper, taking the amnesiac Keen in his arms (finally) and walking her toward the Post Office. This show is so easy to write for.

Trying to work up something about Tyler that would be appropriate to write here. I'm still thinking ...

I hope your mom was a papaya fan after that encounter with her first one, PW. I know this belongs in the Media thread, but I'm not going in there so am posting it here. I only got nerve enough to come here the other day. Anyway, Alex's suits are being donated for a good cause. Wouldn't it be cool to own one of his ties? Alex's suits given to Doe Fund.

Well, the show is looking for contestants for Senior Bachelor/Bachelorette. We could nominate Rainsong. But then we'd find out he's a 15-year-old teen living somewhere in Bolivia. And all of us ancient posters would be stuck with someone like Matt's grandpa instead. That, plus the fact her "quarantine" was about two hours long. I guess that investment worked out for her. She should have struck a deal with Sears for some loaners before they closed up shop. You know, like Matt did. Oh, you wouldn't have listened then. I wouldn't have either. When I was 25, I was the smartest person in the room.

This made me laugh so hard, I surprised myself. Thanks for making SOMETHING about this episode funny. Best read this morning, though, goes to @Rainsong, for another brilliant post and the use of "gormless" in a sentence. Bravo!

Jimmy Kimmel just ran clips of Tyler and Matt that had me laughing out loud for real. (Literally LOL!) It pretty much cemented the spec here about Matt more happy to see Tyler than any one of the women. It's my thought that whomever Matt chooses, if anyone, he ends up with Tyler after it's all over.

Oh, she'll be fine. She was asked to come to the show, was given a script to follow. She was hired to put some DRAH-mah into this dreckful season. Only the b-ettes and Matt didn't know she was coming, CH and everyone else did. Although Matt sure knows who she is. He pretty much blew her scripted excuse for crashing the party, "I have to meet Matt before he choses his wife, I think I'm the one for him." Problem is, she and Matt have known each other for some time. So much fakety fake BS.

At least Blond Intruder wasn't shown in the previews.

Except it's more probable the "massage therapist" was one of Fleiss's PAs.

I guess no one's noticed Katie's gone. Easy come, easy go.

Gah, Heather has dog poop on her left ankle.

LOL! I know, right? True love rules.

It's in the side notes of the script he's given before each date.

At least Matt's out of his turtleneck tonight, but he's still in his mustard-yellow phase. Oops, he's dumping Katie. Having her compete with Tyler was just too overwhelming. Finally, Matt was able to see to whom his heart really belongs ... Tyler.

Ugh, Katie = Bach Handshake.

This viewer is ready to drop Matt like a hot rock (or ice-cold rock) and tag on to Tyler. I'd be WAY good with that, if Fleiss wants to do the switcheroo tonight. Yeah, I'd be REAL good with that. It's the only way to save this DRECK season of Matt.

I can't even watch this Tyler massage scene. Is this suppose to be funny? Because it's just stupid, insulting and disgusting. And TOTALLY not funny.

Tyler REALLY needs to give Matt some how-to-dress tips. Tyler looks great in just a t, Matt looks like ... some creepy Ken doll.

So Matt calls Heather by name? And ... just how does he know that? I'm really not enjoying this episode, or this season.

Could Matt pull any further away from Michelle when she was talking with him? He looked almost panicked, trying to get away. ETA. Eh, then she gets the rose. Go figure.

Geez, we've seen CH more this week than the whole season put together. What's up with that.

She's made me pissed off and I'm not even on the show.

Oh, no kidding. About the strapping Scots AND Matt's nasty pencil legs.