Dancingjaneway

I'm sorry for your loss Thinbalina.

Yes!! I'm so thrilled for Alfonso and Whitney. Tony picking up Alfonso was sweet. Same goes for Derek picking up Whitney. Alfonsos sons face was so cute, he just kept watching the confetti fall with this "what is this??" look.

Are the pros dying? Because that's what that segment felt like.

I think everyone is getting 10s across the board and I hate that because it just negates the whole point of making them dancing again. They could cut down the finale time if they didn't waste time on this crap.

Holy crap actual, proper ballroom?? I'm amazed show! Not looking forward to Megan Trainer though. All about the Bass is annoying and it gets played WAY too much.

Loved the Blooper segment and the Fresh Prince spoof! Also if I could I would marry Tonys audition clip because I love it SO much.

Tommy Chong after Erin asks how he would feel if Tony was picked to be his partner: "I can handle Tony. I've been to prison".

Alfonsos rehearsal footage totally gave away the fact that he was doing the apache dance. I wish that they hadn't shown so much of the rehearsal I would have liked to have been surprised when the camera cut to that part of the dance.

Yessss!! That was phenomenal and everything a freestyle should be. I loved the tap and I loved him doing the apache dance. If he doesn't win I will be gobsmacked.

I LOVED that freestyle!!! That made Dereks look like the shittiest freestyle ever.

This episode was ok. Jack Danger was too annoying for me. When he grabbed Jakes leg I wanted Jake to kick him in the face so bad. I liked the Amy smoking plot. It was fun to see Terry, Holt and Amy doing things together. My favorite moment was Holt watching the ponies. His deadpan reaction to losing and the way he was cheering on his horse made me laugh so damn hard. It was also nice to see Rosa in action. I loved her reaction to Jakes apology before the raid.

My three favorite live action Christmas movies are National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, One Special Night(with James Garner and Julie Andrews) and Scrooged. When it comes to kids Christmas films I am a huge fan of A Muppet Christmas Carol and Rankin-Bass Rudolph. I know Santa is a douche but I just love the bumble and Yukon Cornelius.

I'm sorry no matter how many nice things I hear about Taylor it's not going to change my mind that she is not talented and that her attitude reeks. She just comes off as "better than". Sam Smith may not be perfection but I will take him any day over these boybands that try to sing a heartfelt ballad. Mary J Blige continues to kill it and I'm so happy that she is still very present in the music industry. Fancy is a catchy song but Iggy is just so bleh. Same goes for Niki M and all the other rappers out there tonight. Pitbull is a fucking horrible co-host but that doesn't surprise me. I was amazed to see Ariana without her cat ears but her live singing is not what it was when she was first introduced to the music industry. The breathy shit is lazy and she can't enunciate to save her life. Music now a days is such an epic failure and it's sad.

This was one of those episodes where I actually would have liked the musical guest to have a 3rd number. I only liked the sequel to Twin Bed, Kate as Angela Merkel, and some of the Annie sketch. I wish Michael Che had kept his Bill Cosby commentary to just the "pull YOUR pants up" joke. The whole mentioning of him forgiving Michael Richards was just stupid. What Michael Richards did was in NO way close to what Bill Cosby is accused of doing. Also ever since the whole catcalling situation with Michael Che it's hard to enjoy him.

I don't know if this is the right place for it but I would love to see a season without Evan Peters and Emma Roberts. I just am not into them and they seem to play the same part every season. I know Lange does as well but at least she is a good actress. As far as storyline ideas it would be interesting to see a take on the Waco Tx siege or a season set in the future. I would be curious to see RMs thoughts on what our future will be like.

I don't see how Del is going to be able to hang around after Ma Petites death. After he attacked Amazon Eve he became a dead man so Ma's disappearance should be the nail in his coffin. There is no way they would think anybody but Dell would do it. He's the only one who has tried to harm another freak(minus Elsa but she would never hurt Ma Petite). I wonder how RM is going to get around this one.

If the Dragonflies are a nod to next season then that means next season could be about the afterlife, or maybe spiritual enlightenment. I was doing a little reading about dragonflies and according to the Japanese and some Native Americans the dragonfly is seen as a soul revisiting their family/loved ones after death. On the other side of the spectrum in Europe dragonflies are seen as being evil and sinister.

I think if Elsa dies or gets her ass kicked it is going to be at the hands of Ethel. I say this because Ethel at this point is dying and has nothing to lose. Plus I think she is the only one who has the gumption to do it in the end. Jimmy may have yelled at her about the twins but when it comes down to it he doesn't have the balls to go up against Elsa. Ethel has a special bond with Elsa and I could see her taking advantage of that to get rid of/hurt Elsa. The Nirvana song and Jimmy singing was totally random and purely there for Ryan M's enjoyment. I would have preferred more of the story/stories unfolding than the song.

I'd like to add that the woman running the "museum" where Ma Petites body is she also deserves to get her ass kicked. I'm not really looking forward to Doris' daughter showing up I feel like it's just going to weigh the show down. I feel like they are going to drag that out and it's not going to have a surprising outcome. This season is taking too long to get off the ground and I think that's because there i just too much going on. Ryan Murphy has a tendency to throw too much into the pot and then when it comes time to wrap it all up it's a whole jumbled mess. I would rather see just an a and b plot that maybe intertwine but at least get resolved in a satisfying fashion than what we usually end up with.

My dream for this show is that Ethel and Desiree and Amazon Eve team up and kick the crap out of Dandy, Dell, Maggie, Stanley and Pennys father. Then they become famous and live a wonderful life while Elsa has to sit and watch and be fucking miserable.

This was not one of my favorite episodes but it wasn't horrible either. I really hate when shows do the whole Mother in law vs wife story. The husband never gets it right and the wife usually ends up having to settle and be the good person. I liked both Bow and Dres wintertime/summertime scenes in their heads. As always the co-workers crack me up. Personally I really like the kids and their b-plot. It saved me from getting too annoyed and bored with the mother in law plot. I like that the oldest daughter was trying to help Junior and then went to help her sister get the brushes out of her hair. It's nice to see kids that are a nice balance of being well behaved and acting like kids. Junior I think is a character who if he was in another writers hand would have ended up being a horrible character(ie Junior on My wife and kids) just too stupid and not funny. All in all not a horrible half hour of television but I hope next week they bring something fresh to the table.

I love Rosa so much. She is my favorite of the detectives. Her delivery and looks never fail to crack me up. I'm super thrilled that she is head of the task force. She and Terry working together was great fun. I would love to see more of her personal life just because I'm curious to see what the writers would come up with. I like that as they have shown her "softer side" they haven't given up that she is still a kick ass lady.

Amy is one of those characters that can kill a show if not written properly. This show has done a great job of keeping her a perfect balance of crazy and sane. One of the best things the writers did was have her take part in the jimmy jab games. It was a great way show that she was a part of the team and that she could let loose as well. I also like that she isn't just there to be Jakes romantic endgame.

Tony and Carrie Ann have never dated. There has always been tension between the two because he has had problems with her and her judging in the past.

I knew that Maggie wouldn't be able to kill any of the freaks. I'm so glad that Ma Petite wasn't killed. I don't understand why Maggie didn't just suggest that after Paul was hurt they take him and use him for the museum. I laughed so hard at Dandy last night he is just so over the top. God help anyone who gets in his way though because they are as good as dead. Elsa hasn't really done anything for me I have always known she wasn't good and to see her flip out was not surprising. I hate that Ethel is dying because I really like her. I'm not thrilled that we have yet another plotline going on with Penny and her gun toting father. Theres already enough going on we don't need more added in. It also takes away from getting to know some of the other freaks(ie Amazon Eve).