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What was Kenya thinking? Who has a housewarming when the house isn't done? How dreadful. -- Dwight Fixed that for you. :-)

Gretchen and Slade tried to point out Vicki's hypocrisy of dating a guy who owed child support when she was so critical of Slade for the same. Instead of Vicki seeing it she said she "hated the word hypocrisy" and wrote a letter of recommendation for Crooks and probably also paid his back child support. So, our Vicks is not one for self introspection.

I'm all about the black nail polish. I can't help it. I love it.

Oh, please Meghan, don't name your poor child "Callow"...my closed caption wrote Callow.

This made my day.

Farrah is god's gift to my television. She is so damn crazy. I can't stop watching her even when I am cringing and half covering my eyes. Sometimes I feel guilty because she and her family are real people (I'm told). But girlfriend is entertaining.

According to the NotBatManYet site (read Jackie Overton delusional site), "Sam" finished the Chicago Marathon the other day. I did my best Meghan King Edmonds (Real Housewives of Orange County) sleuthing and see that only a Samantha Cooper of MA finished the race. Could it be that this is a (gasp) lie?

I may have said this before, but Meri TOTALLY looks like Chaz Dean (of Wen fame).

Never mind.

Boss Farrah is the stuff of nightmares. I can't even. @luvly you may have hit it out of the park (like semi-pro Sully) with the baratric surgery idea! I think Sully had on one of Maci's pocket T shirts at one point, no? Cate and Tyler...ugh. And Tyler's Mom. Double ugh. Maci and Riine. You'all said it.

This was the first episode that went by fast for me this season. It kept my attention. Not sure what that says about me. ?

Will you marry me @CofCinci?

@ivygirlI googled Alaskan face to no avail. I anxiously await next week.

@mamadrama, I'm sorry for your loss. tyler's hat. I can't even. He totally looked like a chick in it.

So, to clarify, Doug's anniversary gift to himself is to send Jackie to another continent. Well played. Well played.

Not to defend the OG of the OC (gag) but they do make disposable scrubs which might have been what the hospital gave her.

These bitches...thats all all I got.

I marked that. Super gross. The editors must hate him.

I thought it was Angel #1's event planner.

I wish I had friends with a porte-cashere. Goals.

Truth IslandGal140. Truth! Jeff would DOMINATE!

How the GREAT Brian Moylan describes it in his latest recap on Vulture. "I swear, when you close your eyes for the last time and open them again in the afterlife, Satan is standing over you making the exact same face, except he's also jamming three fingers into your gooch while he's doing it." 100% It should be mandatory!

This made me LOL. Thank you.

It's been said before, but how is Doug Christie so nice and normal? I. Don't. Get. It. Jacki is bat shit crazy. How?