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So...C and T fly to LA like at one place and then plop on the couch to look at houses in Michigan on their phones, right? These chucklefucks...

I thought that was a mole/facial bump not a tear. She must have some super duper waterproof mascara. I was expecting hers to run as she was sobbing.

You all covered the salient points but why has no one mentioned the missing "cha cha cha" on Maci's happy birthday serenade to T Money? Inquiring minds need to know.

Those paintings of Carole did look fantastic!

My views exactly. Ramona is crazier than a shit house rat, but she is not wrong on some points (2 sets of rules, etc.). Also, Ramona can't say the main thing that is bothering her...Ramona wants to stay on the show and it will be difficult for her if Bethenny freezes her out.

I'm going with "lead" as in "your makeup gives me lead poisoning" or you are a load of lead that weighs me down, is what Leah meant.

Bethenny crying and her concern and worry about Luann was the biggest load of bullshit I've seen on this show.

Also, Bobby has no game. The shots of him talking to Malia at the table were hilarious.

Well done, @LilaFowler!

They are boring AF. Sorry, I did not see your post before I posted mine above. My two posts were merged as I posted right after each other.

To a normal person, yes. However, I believe it is part of his long con of Amber. He's not trying to win us over, he's trying to make sure he stays with her money (and the show if possible) until that is over. He knows she sees herself as this great "drugs counselor in the future" and she thinks she knows how to "treat" addiction.

I agree. That article is the biggest load of bullshit ever. He was hitting all the points. "Amber is very strict, he can never lie to Amber, total blackout" yet he KNOWS he never used around Leah. Bitch, you can't have it both ways "total blackout" but still remember that part with exact clarity.

I'm all yours!

On the plus side, Shelly Winters looked GREAT on the aftershow...

Why did my asshole DVR not record this??

I'm sick of Tami Roman always being the victim in her own head. "Brandi talked to Duffy and made me lose my mind so I get locked up abroad". She continues to spin everything so her actions are justified to herself. I'm over it.

This post is solid gold @AhFillAck but I bolded my favorite part. At first, I thought "Butch still eats like he is in the pen and has to fight for his food". Then I recalled that everyone in that family eats like that. Ugh.

Ugh. Rhine and Mack driving without seat belts.

That statement is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard that chucklefuck say and he's said a lot of ridiculous things. Why would she not work in the toy shrine / office they were in last episode? Gawd. These two. That "friend" with Amber looked like she would PAY to be anywhere else.

This. Is. So. Gross. Why? If I saw myself do that once, I'd be doing EVERYTHING to stop.

Jayders!

Wow. Amber looked, like, 80 years old with that pink hair. Just ugh.

He said "sucker". That is what closed-caption said on my provider. I have to watch this mess with CC on. It is like studying a lost tribe of cave people or something. Can I get college credit for this?

Not even 5 minutes in but had to post that I LOLd at how Mamber invited Cate to the fashion show. Basically, "you called me but I was TOTALLY going to call you (what?) and I need your plus-sized ass in the show". No shame, but the way Amber said a few episodes ago that she "was never a 12 (again what?) and Cate's delusions, I'm thinking that did not go over well.

Exactly! And Larry and Jen should be angry at Ryan, not Maci. Ryan should have fought for a visitation arrangement. He clearly didn't. I'm no fan of Maci either but she can't be blamed for their son being a loser. i am really hoping this is cooked up drama for a story line for Maci because this is ridiculous.