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@Galloway Cave - thanks for the "minusing-out" reminder. That will never be not funny.

Maybe Meri should save the money she would spend on "going back to college" for one of the other children's education? No?

Shannon should get some therapy instead of the crystals, etc. Her husband can't make her happy. She needs to make herself happy and she needs to learn how to tell him what she wants and needs. Crap. Why do I care?

This has to be scripted. Can any group of people be so delusional about anything? Why in the HALE did Meri need to have ANOTHER breakdown when told she had to give a presentation. She could have easily said no and give the info to one of the others to present. Seriously, WTF? I hope they are paying that consultant.

I guess getting filmed getting waxed is now de rigueur for Housewives shows. How shocking! How funny! Except not. Hate.

I am beginning to enjoy the Tamara and Rapey Ryan scenes. Gives me a chance to do the dishes or brush my teeth or start a load of laundry. I guess I could just do the Vicki zzzzzzzzzz.

I feel Heather's concerns about being excluded relate to filming, in the end. She is protecting her screen time.

@CentralTexas - I totally agree on pervy stare by to Terry at Tamara. I am sure it will be explained away by editing...

Tamra was in full shit-stirring mode this episode. At first I thought it was just editing, but then she tried to start something between Vickie and Lizzie after making sure Heather and Shannon would fight all episode.

I've seen comments elsewhere that Carole's date had brown teeth. I did not see that. Maybe I need a bigger TV. I do have high def, so maybe it is me. I thought he was a DILF.

Bravo is really giving Peter and Bar One a chance to happen. I guess Peter is willing to allow them to film there anytime. There must have been 5 scences there at least this season and now the Husband's special. It seemed so staged that the same girl was "dancing" in the background the entire special.

My DVR did not record a new episode Monday. Did I miss it? If they skipped a week, I wonder why? I'd expect them to skip next Monday's due to Memorial Day.

I came here to post that Tamara needs to STFU about her poor vocabulary (among other things) only to find Irritable said it WAY better than I ever could. A. Men! Then I read the subsequent posts to that one and was ecstatic. I've found my people! A perfect amalgam of snarkers with a flair for vocabulary! Well done!

Thank you, editing monkeys, for the numerous shots of Vicki landing in the ocean face-first. I could not tell if it was the same shot, repeated, or if it was really multiple times. It will never be not funny. Almost as good as her getting hit with the football or taking a spill before accepting her award.

Let me do the honors-- Ayden before cutting the cake. That kid is cute!

Jackie briefly considered the name "golden showers" for her cognac. As shady as Sundy is some times, she does make laugh almost as much as Draya does with her side comments about Jackie.